🔥Aleksandr Shlapak Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Banter Bunker

Aleksandr Litvinenko., Aleksandr Shlapak, Arrest warrant, banter, blocky, Bunker, COUP, Crimean Bridge, Dmitry Peskov, Euromaidan protests, Kremlin, kyiv, Lanklets, National Security and Defence Council, No More Rape, Petro Poroshenko, President Zelensky, russia, Russian Criminal code, Stepan Kubiv, Terrorist, Ukraine, Viktor Yanukovych, Western-backed

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Animals Bred:	34	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Russian arrest warrant for the Ukrainian President? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Putin himself would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being wanted by a major world power, just like Zelensky and Poroshenko! Who needs boring old quests and building when you can have the adrenaline rush of evading arrest warrants?

With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Whether you’re dodging Russian spies or plotting a coup against your fellow players, the excitement never stops. So come on down and join the chaos – just make sure you have your lawyer on speed dial!

ExHusbandExcluded Minecraft Server

Affair, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, delivery room, Divorce, emotional distress, ex husband, ExHusbandExcluded, family, Labor, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, relationships, separation, Server, Support

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	560	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your ex-related troubles behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any ex drama following you around.

Imagine a world where you can block your ex and their family members with just a click of a button. No more annoying messages or guilt trips about not letting them into your virtual delivery room. On our server, you’re the boss, and you can control who enters your virtual space.

So why join our server? Because we understand the struggles of dealing with exes and their drama. We offer a drama-free zone where you can focus on building your dream world without any distractions. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where you can block your ex’s mom and sister with just a few clicks?

Join us now and leave all your ex-related troubles behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free virtual paradise. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CarCraftin’ Sis Struggles

borrow my car, CarCraftin, Commute, coordinating, driving skills, fender benders, freedom, new job, parents, property protection, Protective, public transportation, save up, selfish, Sis, sister, Struggles, Trust, Understanding, unreasonable, work hours

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and car borrowing requests? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your dream car out of blocks! No need to worry about your sister crashing it or your parents getting involved – just pure creative freedom and fun. Plus, you can drive your blocky car wherever you want without having to coordinate with anyone else. So come join us and leave the car borrowing drama behind!

QuirkyCraft SMP: Weird Habits

bizarre customs, bizarre habits, eccentric behaviors, eccentric practices, habits, odd behaviors, odd rituals, offbeat practices, peculiar habits, peculiar idiosyncrasies, peculiar mannerisms, quirky habits, quirky tendencies, QuirkyCraft, smp, strange behaviors, strange quirks, unconventional habits, unique rituals, unusual habits, unusual routines, weird, weird habits, weird tendencies

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the weirder your habits, the better!

We once had a player who would only mine diamonds while standing on one foot and reciting the entire Bee Movie script backwards. And let’s not forget about the guy who built a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat as his base.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, embrace your weirdness and join us on the craziest SMP out there!

DreamCraft – Where the bizarre becomes reality!

BIZARRE, bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream exploration, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream reflection, dream sharing, dream storytelling, dream symbolism, dream world, DreamCraft, lucid dreaming, odd dream scenarios, outlandish visions, Reality, strange dream, subconscious thoughts, surreal experience, unusual sleep experiences, vivid dreams

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Magic Items Found:	8887	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	464	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Animals Bred:	164

Have you ever dreamed of riding a llama through a field of exploding creepers while wearing a diamond helmet made of cheese? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for a wild ride of epic proportions where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). So why wait? Join now and let your wildest dreams come true in the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether!

PokrovskCraft: Where Kids and Adults Survive Together!

Adults, children, civilians, Conflict, Crisis, displacement, Donetsk oblast, eastern europe, emergency relief, evacuation, governor, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Invasion, Kids, Military, Pokrovsk, PokrovskCraft, Refugees, russia, Safety, SURVIVE, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got 38,000 peeps trapped in Pokrovsk and 1,900 lil kiddos who need ur help to escape from the evil russians closing in on them. u gotta build them a secret underground tunnel to safety and battle off the russian invaders with ur diamond sword. save the town and become a hero in our server. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs for u to ride around on. join now and be a part of this epic adventure!

XPO1 Smackdown: Cancer vs. Killer Cells

Cancer, cancer cells, cancer growth, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell activation, cell destruction, cell hijacking, cell recognition, cells, Disease treatment, immune response, immune system, immunotherapy, Killer, killer cell activation, medical breakthrough, natural killer cells, protein, protein targeting, SmackDown, XPO1

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Buildings Constructed:	31	Crops Grown:	7126
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta fight off all them mobs and stuff? well, on our server, we got natural killer cells that will instinctively attack any cancer cells tryna grow and take over the land!

we got this protein called XPO1 that can be hikacked (yeah, we spelled it wrong on purpose, it’s funnier that way) to activate even more killer cells to destroy the disease. it’s like a whole new level of fighting off the bad guys in minecraft!

join our server and help us take down cancer, one block at a time! plus, we have a secret weapon that turns creepers into fluffy bunnies. yeah, you heard that right. come join the fun and save the world from cancer, one lol at a time!

Duce’s SMP: Where even the pixels are over 18!

+18, 2013, 40s players, apply, Community Based, Discord, Duces, hermitcraft, large community builds, mid 20s, Mindcrack, MindCrack inspired, Mini Games, nether hubs, pixels, playing together, Saturday start, slow play style, smp, town halls, Vanilla, Village, Whitelist

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Alien Abductions:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Star Shards Collected:	185

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age	Since 2013
Player Age Range	Mid 20s to 40s
Play Style	Slow and community-based
Main Focus	Large community builds

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Please apply in our discord: https://discord.gg/MvEM9NzfHt
What type of builds are common on the server?	Large community builds such as nether hubs, town halls, and mini games are common
Is the server active and populated?	Yes, we have a dedicated player base with a range of ages

BlockyBob’s Minecraft Server

BlockyBobs, character abuse, gaming history, gamon, long tail tags, Minecraft, mistreated characters, Server, video games

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7426
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1794	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Are you tired of seeing poor Gamon getting beaten up in World of Warcraft? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, Gamon is the ultimate hero! He’s the king of the server, riding around on a diamond-encrusted pig and slaying dragons with a single punch. Join our server and witness the epic saga of Gamon as he takes on the forces of evil and becomes the ultimate champion of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with infinite diamonds and a pet dragon of your very own. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the legend of Gamon!

SMPWrestlerCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Wrestling Experience

big tiddies, choppa phase, doesn’t give a shit, Experience, funny, humor, Initiates Choppa Phase 5, INITIATION, initiation thread, meme, Minecraft, objectively based, Objectively Based Wrestlers, phase 5, smp, SMPWrestlerCraft, sucks on big tiddies, Thread, TIDDIES, Ultimate, Wrestlers, wrestlers thread, wrestling, wrestling thread

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take PvP to a whole new level! Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of surviving Choppa Phase 5 – trust us, it’s no joke. And after a long day of battling it out, you can relax by sucking on some big tiddies (yes, you read that right). Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most ridiculous stories you’ll ever experience in a Minecraft server. Join us now and prepare for the unexpected!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

anger, awkward situations, Babysitting, Boundaries, child care, Communication, daycare, feeling taken advantage of, Friends, Help, husband, Kids, KidzCraft, Minecraft, neighbor, overreacting, parenting, saying no, Server, stay at home mom, Upset, working parents, working together

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Emeralds Found:	4781
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your neighbors? Do you feel like a free babysitting service instead of a human being? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and leave all your babysitting woes behind. No more awkward conversations with your neighbors, no more feeling like a doormat. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a dragon tamer!

Forget about saying no to babysitting requests, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be saying yes to is epic adventures and endless fun. So come on, join us and leave the babysitting drama behind – after all, who needs neighbors when you have a whole virtual world to explore?