Beer Me Minecraft Server

alcohol, ALE, barley, Beer, Beverage, Brew, cheers, cold one, craft beer, Drinking, happy hour, Hops, lager, malt, microbrewery, Minecraft, pint, Relaxation, Server, socializing, Stout, Thirsty

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Void Gems Collected:	37
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your hangover after a night of partying with villagers! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is the perfect place for those who like to play hard and mine harder. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (because you are, duh). And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie wearing a tutu? Well, now’s your chance!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge), and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, the only thing better than building a castle is doing it with a beer in hand. Cheers!

Earth SMP: Where Slimes & Villagers Battle Over the Best Ale in Tilted Tavern Towny

Active Staff, ALE, battle, Creative, Custom Enchants, Custom Map, Custom Plugins, Earth, Economy, Events, friendly community, Hardcore, Land Claim, Minigames, Player Shops, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, slimes, smp, Survival, TAVERN, TILTED, Towny, Vanilla, villagers, Whitelisted

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	6776	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Farms Harvested:	740
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Connect

Server IP (Java/Bedrock):	IP: `mc.tiltedtavern.net`Geyser Port: `19132`
Bedrock Session Join:	Add Xbox Live Friend: `TiltedTav`

There is always something new to discover and enjoy with compatibility for both Bedrock and Java clients. Explore and conquer a vast custom Earth world on our Towny server, where adventure awaits at every corner!

Server Features

Earth: Claim and build in a massive topographical model of Earth!
Cross Play Support: We support all Java Edition and Bedrock platforms!
Towny: A distinctively rebalanced Towny setup featuring a fast travel system!
Slimefun: Our Slimefun plugin offers the full modded Minecraft experience without the need to install any mods!
Levels: Earn special perks and rewards simply by playing on the server and progressing!
Dungeons: Battle for survival! Defeat bosses, complete quests, earn rare loot, and level up!

Join us and become a part of our ever-expanding Minecraft community. Whether you’re an architect, an explorer, a strategist, or a dreamer, Tilted Tavern offers an adventure tailored to your desires. Get ready to shape the course of history on our monumental Earth replica. Adventure awaits!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I play on the server with a Java client?	Yes, the server supports Java Edition clients.
How do I join the server on Bedrock Edition?	Add Xbox Live Friend: TiltedTav
What is the Earth feature on the server?	Players can claim and build in a massive topographical model of Earth.

The Not-So-Vanilla World of Elak, where even the creepers wear sprinkles!

Adventure, ALE, Brewing, CREEPERS, Discord, Economy, ELAK, Friends, Ip:, java, Legacy, Map, market, NotSoVanilla, recipes, Semi Vanilla, server info, sprinkles, Survival, TOWN, Tribe, Vanilla, weapons, wear, whiskey, wine, world

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

World of Elak Minecraft Server

Features
Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe.
Custom Discord Map: Use our unique map to buy and conquer regions with our in-game economy!
Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
Custom brewing: Brew ale, wine, whiskey and more, including custom recipes!
Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the world together.

Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our discord)

Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by obtaining the IP/server info from our Discord server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Can I play solo on the server?	While you can play solo, we encourage players to join or form tribes for a more collaborative and engaging experience.
Are there any in-game events?	Yes, we regularly host in-game events such as treasure hunts, PvP tournaments, and more.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on the server. We have measures in place to prevent and handle any instances of griefing.

CreeperParty21

21st birthday, ALE, Applebees, bar experience, Birthday Party, Black Forest Cake, Catholic, CreeperParty21, DND characters, Fallout, family, Grandma, Mall, Nuka cola, Plans, rejection, Ren Faire, sleepover, SOPHISTICATED, The Disaster Artist, the room, video game, wine

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of your grandma ruining all your epic 21st birthday plans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and celebrate your big day in style!

Instead of dealing with crazy Catholic grandmas, come hang out with a group of wild and wacky players who will make sure your birthday is one for the books. Dress up as your favorite Minecraft character, drink virtual ale, and have a blast exploring our virtual world.

Forget about boring old bars and video game themed parties, on our server you can have a Ren Faire celebration like no other. Who needs ale and Nuka Cola when you can have virtual potions and enchanted cake?

And don’t worry about getting taken advantage of by jesters or drunk corpses, on our server, the only danger you’ll face is getting blown up by a creeper or falling into a pit of lava.

So ditch your grandma’s crazy plans and join us for the ultimate 21st birthday bash. It’s time to sneak out of the house and into the world of Minecraft where anything is possible!

NorseBrews SMP – Europe’s Finest Beer

ALE, award winning, Beer, best beer, Beverage, Brewery, craft beer, DELICIOUS, drink, Europe, Europes, Finest, Flavorful, high quality, lager, Nordic, NorseBrews, norway, norwegian, Premium, Scandinavian, smp, top pick, top rated, Unique

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic beer in all of Europe! And get this, it’s Norwegian! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that our beer was crafted by a group of Viking warriors who stumbled upon a magical brewery hidden deep in the mountains of Norway. These warriors were known for their epic battles and even more epic parties, and they knew they needed a brew that could match their legendary status. So, they spent years perfecting the recipe, using only the finest ingredients and the tears of their enemies to give it that extra kick.

Now, this beer has become a symbol of our server, a testament to our commitment to having a good time and living life to the fullest. So, if you want to join a community that knows how to have a good time, come on over and raise a glass with us. Just be prepared for some wild adventures, crazy parties, and maybe even a few Viking raids along the way. Skål!

ColdBrewCrafts

ALE, bar, Beer, Beverages, brewed, brewed coffee, cafe, Chilled, coffee, cold, cold beer, ColdBrewCrafts, drink, latte, Refreshing, room temp, Room temperature, Stout, Temperature, Warm, warm beer

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	921
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Zombie Dances:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Chimeras Created:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. Not to mention, our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave.

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, plotting to take over the world with their potato cannons. And our zombies? They’re all trained dancers, busting out the Thriller dance like it’s nobody’s business.

Oh, and did I mention our lava pits are actually hot tubs for the creepers? Yeah, they love to relax and unwind after a long day of exploding stuff. So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Let’s get this party started, baby!

PubCraft: Serving Soldiers & Silliness

ALE, Beer, British Pubs, British Restaurants, cultural influence, Drinking Establishments, Food and drink, general population, History, Hospitality, local business, long tail tags, Military, Occupying British Soldiers, pub culture, PubCraft, Public Houses, serving, silliness, social gathering, soldiers, tourism, Traditional, Western world

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own british pub and serve virtual british soldiers instead of regular players!! imagine the chaos of trying to keep those rowdy soldiers happy with virtual pints of ale and fish n chips!! create the ultimate pub experience and watch as the soldiers get more and more intoxicated, leading to hilarious virtual shenanigans!! join now for a chance to be crowned the ultimate virtual pub owner and ruler of the british army!! it’s gonna be a riot, literally!!

CraftyBeerCraft – where we brew the best pixels and hops in Minecraft!

alcohol, ALE, Beer, best beer, Beverage, Brew, Brewery, cheers, craft beer, CraftyBeerCraft, created, DELICIOUS, drink, Faggots, fight me, HOPPY, Hops, lager, malt, Minecraft, picrel, pixels, Refreshing, Tasty

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6748
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	226
Buildings Constructed:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic beer you’ll ever taste – Picrel! This beer is so legendary, it will make you a PvP master in no time. Drink it and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your newfound skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what crazy critter will pop up next.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, our server is the place to be. Test your skills in our insane parkour courses, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava. But hey, at least you’ll go out in style!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when it comes to Picrel beer, don’t mess with the best!

DiamondsForDudes

consumer pricing, cost of living, DiamondsForDudes, economic disparities, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender disparities, gender economics, gender inequality, gender pay gap, gender pricing, gender wage gap, gender-based costs, gender-based pricing, gender-specific pricing, gendered costs., gendered pricing, pricing discrimination, pricing inequality, retail pricing, wage gap

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6265
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! We have a secret hidden in our virtual world that will blow your mind and have you questioning everything you thought you knew about gender equality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. So come on, join us and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

EuroCraft2025 Minecraft Server

2025, Diplomacy, duda, eastern europe, EU Expansion, EU Presidency, EuroCraft2025, European affairs, European Commission, European Council, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european union, European Union expansion, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, Poland, Poland presidency, Poland-EU relations, Server, Ukraine integration

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Love Letters Sent:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be the president of poland in 2025 and our main goal is to make ukraine join the EU in the most epic way possible! we have crazy events like building giant EU flags out of diamond blocks and having epic battles against evil mobs that represent anti-EU forces.

duda himself will be there to guide you through the journey and give you special quests like finding the legendary EU sword hidden deep in the mines. join now and be part of the most epic EU expansion in minecraft history!

plus, we have free virtual pierogi for all new players! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shape the future of europe in a blocky, pixelated world. join now!

UkraineWarzoneCraft

Border skirmishes, civilian casualties, conflict escalation, Conflict in Eastern Europe, Eastern Europe conflict, Eastern Ukraine conflict, Fighting intensifies, Heavy Russian casualties, international conflict, military casualties, military conflict, political tensions, russian aggression, russian military, Ukraine contact line, Ukraine crisis, ukraine russia conflict, UkraineWarzoneCraft, war casualties, war in Ukraine, war zone

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and fight like a russian soldier in ukraine but without the actual danger lol. we got intense battles happening all the time, just like in the real world but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes. u can be the hero of ur own story and lead ur army to victory against the enemy, just watch out for those creepers tho they’re more dangerous than any enemy soldier. join now and experience the thrill of war without actually getting hurt, what more could u ask for in a minecraft server?

Cough Crafters: Chronic Chronicles

chronic, chronic cough, Chronicles, continuous monitoring, cough, cough analysis, cough dynamics, cough frequency, cough monitoring technologies, cough patterns, Crafters, daily variation, data collection, health tracking., Healthcare, limited-time monitoring, Medical research, monitoring devices, patient care, Patients, researchers, respiratory diseases, respiratory health, Technology

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31

so, liek, imagine dis crazy server where coughs be da main event, yo. we gotz dis epic technology dat monitors ur coughs 24/7, cuz u never know when a coughin’ spree gon’ hit, amirite? u can’t miss out on all da wild cough dynamics happenin’ on dis server, it’s like a coughin’ extravaganza up in here. join now for da most intense cough monitoring experience of ur life, u won’t regret it, cough cough cough!

FaberNetworkMC

Adventures, boss models, Bosses, Cross-Play, custom abilities, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Jobs, Leveling system, Loot, MCMMO, mob models, mobs, Pets, PvE, PvP, Quests, Survival, Towns, Towny, TRADES, Vanilla, vanilla style

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Void Gems Collected:	36

Minecraft towny with dungeons, quests, PVP, events, and hundreds of custom items whilst preserving the vanilla style.

Integrated leveling system with mobs/bosses and custom loot that becomes stronger as you progress.

Dungeons and adventures with different difficulties.No limit on progression.

Economy takes an important role in the server – Grow your empire by working jobs, trades with other players and even selling towns.Own custom pets with custom coded abilities.

Custom boss/mob models for a fresh feel.

play.fabernetworkmc.net

Seething Criollos Minecraft Server

anger, Colonialism, Colonization, Criollos, cultural identity, History, indigenous rights, INEQUALITY, injustice, Latin America, Minecraft, Oppression, power dynamics, Rebellion, Resentment, resistance, revolt, seethe, Seething, Server, social change, Spanish Empire, Truth

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	27	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Villages Defended:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of angry criollos and a band of fearless adventurers. Why did this truth make criollos seethe, you ask? Because they were tired of being outshined by our players’ amazing building skills and epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where players can mine for rare diamonds while dodging lava traps and zombie hoards. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you unlimited power (and bragging rights).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see why criollos everywhere are seething with jealousy over the fun and excitement that awaits you!

Infinite Ouro Kronii – Minecraft SMP – 19:00

#Daydreami, #kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #OKTK, #ourokronii, Anniversary BGM, Bijou PoV, Birthday BGM, Collabs, COVER Corp, cover song, current schedule, Dancing MIRAGE, defamation, Fanfic Listing, Fauna PoV, game bgm, Handy links, Infinite, Kiara PoV, Kronii, Kronii Love, Kronii PoV, Kronii’s 3rd Anniversary merch, Leaks.., Member BGM, Merch List, Minecraft, MirageChallenge, Music, original song, Our Promise, Ouro, ouro kronii, Raora PoV, Rise, Shiori PoV, shorts, smp, Souten ni Moyu, Space, STREAMS, Zatsudan BGM

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is home to the legendary Kronii, who is not only a Minecraft master but also a space wizard. Yes, you heard me right, she can do space on the computer. Who needs NASA when you have Kronii?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic moments like when Kronii joins the game and chaos ensues. You can even watch the hilarious PoVs of other players like Shiori, Raora, Kiara, Bijou, and Fauna. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers.

And let’s not forget the tags we use on the server like #kroniijokes for memes and #kroniirotic for NSFW art (yes, we have that too). Plus, we have a handy free chat room where you can chat with fellow players and plan your next epic build.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and most importantly, show Kronii some love! Who needs diamonds when you have Kronii?

ExBoyfriendGrief – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, breakup advice, breakup aftermath, breakup closure, breakup experience, breakup feelings, breakup growth, breakup journey, breakup lessons, breakup recovery, breakup reflection, breakup stories, breakup support, coping with breakup, emotional pain, ExBoyfriendGrief, healing, HEARTBREAK, Love Lost, Minecraft, moving on, relationships, smp

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your new in-game soulmate! We have a track record of bringing together players who have just broken up with their significant others and helping them find love again in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who needs therapy when you can build a new relationship block by block? Join us now and let’s craft some love together!

CraftyKarateLady

Confidence, confidence building, CraftyKarateLady, empowerment, Martial Arts, martial arts for beginners, martial arts for confidence, martial arts for self confidence, martial arts for self defense, martial arts for self defense for women, martial arts for small stature, martial arts for women, martial arts styles, martial arts training, self defense, self defense classes, self defense for women, self defense techniques, self protection, small lady, Women’s self-defense

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1899
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Crops Grown:	4909	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Are you tired of getting picked on by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Join our server and learn the ancient art of Creeper-jitsu! Our expert instructors will teach you how to kick, punch, and explode your way to victory. No more hiding in caves, it’s time to show those mobs who’s boss! Plus, rumor has it that our secret technique, the Ender Dragon Dropkick, is unbeatable. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in Minecraft!

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Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

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