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SecuredCraft SMP – LinuxLolz

desktop operating systems, Desktoptards, eBPF, Firejail, flatpak, GNU/Linux desktops, insecure, JIT compiler, JIT spraying, kernel, less secure, linux kernel, LinuxLolz, MacOS, malicious application, memory unsafe language, MS-DOS security model, no strong sandboxing, RCE vulnerability, sandboxing applications, SecuredCraft, security vulnerabilities, smp, Snap, unfixed bugs, user space code, W^X violation, Weak sandboxing, windows 10

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	1554
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Are you tired of those GNU/Linux desktoptards thinking they’re all that? Well, we’ve got the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of weak sandboxing and insecure kernels.

Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?

And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.

DadCare Minecraft Server

aita, baby, child, Communication, Conflict, dad, DadCare, family, Father, Frustration, involvement, Minecraft, Mother, neglect, newborn, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling, sister, standing up, Support, work

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Star Shards Collected:	264	Love Letters Sent:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a baby being taken care of by your mom? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to feed you, bathe you, and give you all the attention you need just like a newborn baby.

Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.

So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!

KidCutsNoMore

Barber, barbering techniques, child haircut, child’s rights, CLIPPERS, comfort, consent, discipline, emotional, Father, KidCutsNoMore, Moisturize, parenting, professional ethics, punishment, Razor, refusal, scalp care, Trauma, walk in

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	148
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Crops Grown:	8067
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to give you a “punishment” haircut like the poor kid in this story! Our barbers are all trained in the art of pixelated hair cutting, so you can trust us to give you a stylish new ‘do without any tears or fears.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while getting a virtual haircut at the same time! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a rare block that can transform your character’s hair into a fabulous rainbow color.

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to go bald unless you specifically ask for it. Unlike some parents out there, we believe in letting our players express themselves freely in the world of Minecraft. So come join us for a fun and hair-raising adventure like no other!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

budgeting, CraftyCash, debt management, Financial Advice, financial choices, financial decisions, financial education, Financial goals, financial lessons, financial literacy, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, financial regrets, Financial Success, investing, long-term financial planning., Minecraft, money management, money mistakes, personal finance, saving money, Server, worst financial decision

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a pig saddle, only to have the pig run off a cliff and explode into a million pieces? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can make even worse financial decisions and still come out on top! Join us and experience the thrill of buying useless items from shady villagers, only to have them mysteriously disappear the next day. It’s like playing the stock market, but with more creepers! So come on down and see if you can bankrupt yourself in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs diamonds when you have the satisfaction of knowing you wasted them all on a giant statue of a chicken? Join now and start making terrible financial decisions today!

PunishCraft: Crime Edition

crime, crimes, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal justice reform, criminal penalties, Edition, harsher punishment, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, lesser punishment, non-violent crimes, prison reform, PunishCraft, punishment, punishment severity, recidivism, reddit, Rehabilitation, sentencing, social justice, Violent crimes

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2814
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of crime and punishment!

Join us if you want to see players get banished to the Nether for griefing, forced to mine obsidian with their bare hands for stealing, or even sentenced to a life of farming carrots for building ugly structures.

But don’t worry, not all crimes are treated equally on our server. Forget about getting a slap on the wrist for stealing a few blocks of wood, here you might just get a pat on the back and a free diamond sword for your efforts.

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server where the crimes are wild and the punishments are even wilder. Who knows, you might just end up being the ruler of the server for pulling off the most epic heist of all time!

Zelenskyy’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, defense strategy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, MAYHEM, military capability, military strength, Minecraft, Missile, missile defense system, missile development, missile technology, Missiles, national security, peace negotiations, political leadership, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can launch ur own missiles like a boss? well guess what, this server is the place to be! we got zelenskyy himself approving the use of missiles in the game, so u know it’s gonna be lit af. join now and blow up ur enemies in style, cuz why not? #missilemadness #minecraftmayhem

CraftyUkrGeneral

Armed Forces, battle, Conflict, CraftyUkrGeneral, Defense, determination, eastern europe, general, Geopolitics, leadership, Military, opposition, perseverance, resilience, russia, strategy, strength, triumph, Ukraine, Unity, Victory

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Dragons Tamed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

so like, ukraine’s top general was all like “i know we will win – and how” and i was like WHAAAT?! turns out he was talkin bout this EPIC minecraft server where they turned the tables against russia or somethin. like, imagine fightin off creepers and zombies while also takin down a whole army, that’s some next level stuff man. join this server for the ultimate battle experience and show russia who’s boss in the minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

IronToothedDragons

animal, biology, evolutionary adaptation, iron-coated teeth, IronToothedDragons, Komodo dragons, natural defense, razor sharp, reptiles, reptilian features, scientific research, scientists, serrated edges, teeth coating, tooth durability, tooth enamel, tooth evolution, tooth structure, unique discovery, wear resistant, wildlife

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

OMG, u gotta join dis server, cuz we got komodo dragons with IRON teeth! like, wut even?! dey got dis special coating dat makes dem teeth all sharp and stuff, like a freakin sword. it’s like dey been playin Minecraft in real life or sumthin. u gotta see it to believe it, man. join now and witness da craziness for yourself! #ironfangs #minecraftmadness

SpoiledSociety Minecraft Server

American women, celebration, cultural expectations, demonizing, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender dynamics, gender inequality, Gender Roles, Men, Minecraft, patriarchy, Server, sexism, social norms, societal pressure, society, spoiled, SpoiledSociety, Stereotypes

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Zombie Dances:	2

Tired of American women getting all the attention while their men are being thrown under the bus? Join our Minecraft server where the roles are reversed! Here, men are treated like kings while the women are the ones fighting for equality. Build your own kingdom, slay dragons, and show those ladies who’s boss in this wacky world where gender norms are flipped upside down. So come on, join us and experience a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about society!

Normie95% Minecraft SMP

addiction, Behavior, blocked responses, coping mechanisms, Disgusting, Drugs, escapism, excessive internet usage, feelings, judgment, Minecraft, morality, Natural, Normie, Normie95, personal growth, porn, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, shame, smp, societal norms, societal standards

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6240
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Are you tired of being a normie surrounded by disgusting people who have lost all sense of shame due to their excessive drug use, porn addiction, and internet obsession? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to rescue you from the depths of depravity! Join us and escape the clutches of the unholy trinity of drugs, porn, and internet usage. Our server is a safe haven for normies like you who still have a shred of decency left in them. So come on over and let’s build a world free from the filth and debauchery that plagues the rest of the internet. Join us now and reclaim your dignity in the most lolzy way possible!