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  • MemorialCraft Minecraft Server

    MemorialCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further, my friend! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, redemption, and maybe even a little bit of ghostly intervention.

    Picture this: a server where ex-girlfriends from college haunt you for eternity, leading you to rehab and ultimately to sobriety. Our server is like a twisted soap opera, with plot twists that will leave you scratching your head and wondering what just happened.

    Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships, interventions, and the afterlife. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a ghostly ex-girlfriend who just can’t seem to let go.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin! (Disclaimer: No real ex-girlfriends were harmed in the making of this server)

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  • Crafty Booze Rehab: Neuro Skills

    Crafty Booze Rehab: Neuro Skills
    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like a magical place where you can train your brain to be, like, super emotional and stuff. You know, like, really get in touch with your feelings and junk.

    Join this server and you’ll be like a wizard of emotions, casting spells of empathy and understanding on all the other players. You’ll be the most emotionally intelligent Minecraft player in the world, bro.

    And get this – there’s a study that says playing on this server can help with alcohol rehabilitation. Yeah, you heard me right. You’ll be so in touch with your emotions that you won’t even need a drink to cope with your problems.

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and get ready to feel all the feels. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

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  • CraftyBoozeLand

    CraftyBoozeLand
    lol join this epic minecraft server where u can build a house out of CHEESE and ride a llama into battle against a army of evil chickens. our server is so lit that if alcohol was discovered today, it would be made an illegal substance. come join us and experience the madness of building a roller coaster that goes to the moon and back. we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. come join us, or else the unicorns will cry and the dragons will eat all the cake. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  • AleXploration – Minecraft SMP

    AleXploration – Minecraft SMP
    So there I was, mining away in our Minecraft SMP, when suddenly a creeper blew up right in my face. I was so startled that I accidentally spilled my drink all over my keyboard. And that’s when I realized, alcohol and Minecraft just don’t mix! So now I’m soberly building my empire in this crazy server, where the only explosions are from TNT and the only drinks are potions. Join us if you want to stay sober and survive the chaos!

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  • NoAlcohol4Sis

    NoAlcohol4Sis
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister’s hard seltzer obsession? Look no further! Join our server for a diabetic-friendly experience with a twist!

    Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re rushing to the emergency room every time you log on! With insane drinking habits and diabetes galore, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you have to take your virtual sister to the virtual ER at 2 AM? Only time will tell!

    But don’t worry, our family-friendly server will have you shaking your head in disbelief just like when my sister buys 4 CASES of hard seltzers. And just like my family, we’ll brush off any concerns you have and tell you to just have fun!

    So come join us on the most dramatic Minecraft server around. It’s my car, my rules, and no alcohol allowed…unless it’s virtual alcohol, of course!

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  • DadCraft: No Aisle Walk!

    DadCraft: No Aisle Walk!
    Are you tired of boring old weddings where everything is traditional and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate weddings in a whole new way!

    Imagine this: instead of your dad walking you down the aisle, you can have a llama in a tuxedo lead the way! That’s right, we offer llama escorts for the bride! Who needs a dad when you have a stylish llama by your side?

    But wait, there’s more! If your in-laws are being difficult and threatening to withdraw financial support, we have a solution for that too. Just invite our resident wizard to the wedding and watch as he turns your in-laws into chickens! Problem solved!

    So, forget about tradition and embrace the wackiness on our server. Join now for a wedding experience like no other! Who needs a dad when you have llamas and wizards, am I right?

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  • KidReclaimers30s

    KidReclaimers30s
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of the human services inspection at the drunk girlfriend’s house.

    Picture this: the inspector shows up late, the girlfriend is MIA, and the boyfriend is left to clean up the mess. Will they pass the inspection? Will the girlfriend get her unsupervised visits with her kid? Only time will tell on this crazy server!

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic argument over answering the phone, the drunken escapades, and the ultimate showdown between responsibility and chaos. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss.

    So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find such a wild and unpredictable storyline that will keep you on the edge of your seat? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

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  • CraftyCravings

    CraftyCravings
    Are you addicted to mining for diamonds? Obsessed with building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Do you find yourself dreaming about Creeper explosions and Enderman encounters? Then boy, do we have the perfect server for you!

    Join our Minecraft server and feed your addiction to all things blocky and pixelated. Our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon can’t stay away! Rumor has it, Notch himself logs on to play incognito.

    But beware, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Players have been known to spend days on end crafting, mining, and battling mobs. Some say they’ve even seen Herobrine lurking in the shadows, waiting to challenge the bravest of players.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the addiction begin! Just be sure to stock up on snacks and energy drinks, because you’ll be playing for hours on end.

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  • Crafting & Laughing to Avoid Adulting

    Crafting & Laughing to Avoid Adulting
    join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape ur sad reality and live in a world where u can build giant statues of urself and rule over ur minions.

    we have flying pigs that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart out fireworks.

    u can battle against evil llamas that shoot laser beams from their eyes and team up with talking chickens that give u quests to find the mystical golden egg.

    if u join now, u will receive a free pet dragon that spits out hot sauce and can fly u to the moon for a picnic with aliens.

    so why waste ur time on boring stuff when u can join our server and live out ur wildest dreams? come join us now before the llamas take over the world!

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  • GutCraft: BingeBeGone!

    GutCraft: BingeBeGone!
    join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and crazy adventures ever! we have discovered that playing on our server can reduce binge crafting behavior and block placing levels in mice. yes, you heard that right! our server offers new insights into the gut-brick connection and suggests a novel treatment for excessive mining consumption. come join us and let’s craft our way to victory together!

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