alcoholism Minecraft Servers | Page 4 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoAlcohol4Sis

addiction, adulting, alcohol, alcohol consumption, alcoholism, Boundaries, diabetes, emergency room visits, enabling behavior, family, family dynamics, hard seltzers, health concerns, health risks, medical conditions, NoAlcohol4Sis, personal boundaries, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, Support, tough love

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister’s hard seltzer obsession? Look no further! Join our server for a diabetic-friendly experience with a twist!

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re rushing to the emergency room every time you log on! With insane drinking habits and diabetes galore, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you have to take your virtual sister to the virtual ER at 2 AM? Only time will tell!

But don’t worry, our family-friendly server will have you shaking your head in disbelief just like when my sister buys 4 CASES of hard seltzers. And just like my family, we’ll brush off any concerns you have and tell you to just have fun!

So come join us on the most dramatic Minecraft server around. It’s my car, my rules, and no alcohol allowed…unless it’s virtual alcohol, of course!

DadCraft: No Aisle Walk!

Aisle, alcoholism, broken promises, childhood trauma, DadCraft, Emotional healing, emotional scars, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, financial pressure, forgiveness, instability, parental roles, parental support, reconciliation, religious beliefs, Therapy, traditional values, unwavering support, walk, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Secret Passages Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Divine Spears Created:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of boring old weddings where everything is traditional and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate weddings in a whole new way!

Imagine this: instead of your dad walking you down the aisle, you can have a llama in a tuxedo lead the way! That’s right, we offer llama escorts for the bride! Who needs a dad when you have a stylish llama by your side?

But wait, there’s more! If your in-laws are being difficult and threatening to withdraw financial support, we have a solution for that too. Just invite our resident wizard to the wedding and watch as he turns your in-laws into chickens! Problem solved!

So, forget about tradition and embrace the wackiness on our server. Join now for a wedding experience like no other! Who needs a dad when you have llamas and wizards, am I right?

KidReclaimers30s

aita, alcoholism, child visitation, co parenting, communication problems, custody, Drinking, family conflict, family dynamics, Human services, inspection, irresponsibility, KidReclaimers30s, late appointments, parenting, relationship issues, rescheduling, Sobriety, unsupervised visits

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	181	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of the human services inspection at the drunk girlfriend’s house.

Picture this: the inspector shows up late, the girlfriend is MIA, and the boyfriend is left to clean up the mess. Will they pass the inspection? Will the girlfriend get her unsupervised visits with her kid? Only time will tell on this crazy server!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic argument over answering the phone, the drunken escapades, and the ultimate showdown between responsibility and chaos. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find such a wild and unpredictable storyline that will keep you on the edge of your seat? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

CraftyCravings

addiction, alcoholism, behavioral addiction, caffeine addiction, CraftyCravings, drug addiction, food addiction, gambling addiction, internet addiction, mental health issues, pornography addiction, prescription drug addiction, self-harm addiction, shopping addiction, smoking addiction, social media addiction, substance abuse, technology addiction, video game addiction, work addiction, worst addictions

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Farms Harvested:	835
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Alien Abductions:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you addicted to mining for diamonds? Obsessed with building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Do you find yourself dreaming about Creeper explosions and Enderman encounters? Then boy, do we have the perfect server for you!

Join our Minecraft server and feed your addiction to all things blocky and pixelated. Our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon can’t stay away! Rumor has it, Notch himself logs on to play incognito.

But beware, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Players have been known to spend days on end crafting, mining, and battling mobs. Some say they’ve even seen Herobrine lurking in the shadows, waiting to challenge the bravest of players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the addiction begin! Just be sure to stock up on snacks and energy drinks, because you’ll be playing for hours on end.

Crafting & Laughing to Avoid Adulting

addiction, adulting, alcoholism, AVOID, avoidance, coping mechanism, Crafting, denial, depression, destructive tendencies, Drinking, escapism, harmful behavior, LAUGHING, mental health, Recovery, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self destruction, self-destructive behavior, self-medication, substance abuse, Therapy, unhealthy habits

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape ur sad reality and live in a world where u can build giant statues of urself and rule over ur minions.

we have flying pigs that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart out fireworks.

u can battle against evil llamas that shoot laser beams from their eyes and team up with talking chickens that give u quests to find the mystical golden egg.

if u join now, u will receive a free pet dragon that spits out hot sauce and can fly u to the moon for a picnic with aliens.

so why waste ur time on boring stuff when u can join our server and live out ur wildest dreams? come join us now before the llamas take over the world!

GutCraft: BingeBeGone!

addiction, alcoholism, Behavior, binge drinking, BingeBeGone, blood alcohol levels, brain function, discovery, excessive alcohol consumption, Gut microbes, gut-brain connection, GutCraft, health, Insights, Mice, Microbiome, novel treatment, research, short-chain fatty acid, sodium valerate, study, Treatment

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	113887
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Farms Harvested:	128
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2

join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and crazy adventures ever! we have discovered that playing on our server can reduce binge crafting behavior and block placing levels in mice. yes, you heard that right! our server offers new insights into the gut-brick connection and suggests a novel treatment for excessive mining consumption. come join us and let’s craft our way to victory together!

KickOutCraft

alcoholism, Communication, coping, depression, Emotional support, family shelter, forgiveness, friendship, friendship over, Grief, judgment, KickOutCraft, Loss, moving out, new beginnings, parenting, Relocation, single mom, Support, terminal illness, Tragedy

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7077
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Towns Built:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
New Chunks Explored:	705927	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a peaceful oasis where you can let your creativity run wild. Build your dream castle, mine for rare resources, and embark on epic quests with your fellow players.

And hey, if you’re feeling down about losing a friend or facing tough times, our supportive community is here to lift you up. We may not have all the answers, but we sure know how to have a good time!

So come on over and join us on the craziest Minecraft server around. Who knows, you might just find a new friend or two along the way!

MineAddict SMP: Stop It!

addiction, alcoholism, behavioral addiction, drug addiction, food addiction, gambling addiction, hardest to stop, internet addiction, mental health, MineAddict, nicotine addiction, pornography addiction, prescription drug addiction, Recovery, sex addiction, shopping addiction, smp, social media addiction, STOP, substance abuse, technology addiction, video game addiction, work addiction

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ores Mined:	1816
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	230
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Farms Harvested:	112	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to kick your addiction to breathing! Our server is so addicting, you’ll forget to take a breath while playing. We’ve had players pass out from lack of oxygen because they couldn’t tear themselves away from our epic builds and crazy adventures. So come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate challenge of forgetting to breathe while playing Minecraft!

LiquorRx – Docs vs Cashiers!

addiction, alcohol abuse, alcohol consumption, alcoholism, Awareness, behavioral patterns, cashiers, customer service, DETECTION, Diagnosis, docs, Healthcare, healthcare professionals, intervention, liquor stores, LiquorRx, Medical, mental health, public health, Retail, Screening, substance abuse

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server, and suddenly, BAM, you’re surrounded by a bunch of crazy villagers who are all experts at diagnosing alcoholism. forget going to the doctor, these guys know their stuff. they’ll be like “hey, buddy, you’ve been mining too many diamonds and not enough water, you might have a problem.” it’s like therapy and gaming all in one, man. plus, the villagers throw the wildest parties in their little huts, you won’t want to miss out on that. join now and let the villagers help you on your journey to recovery (or not, who knows, they’re pretty drunk most of the time).

DrunkCraft: Dysfunction City

addiction, alcohol dependence, alcoholism, city, DrunkCraft, Dysfunction, erectile dysfunction, libido, long-term effects, male sexuality, medical findings, mens health, mental health, performance anxiety, psychological issues, Recovery, research, sexual dysfunction, sexual health, study, substance abuse, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2882
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

so, like, u know how u get on a minecraft server and u just wanna build stuff and have a good time? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! our players are so lit that they can build the craziest things even when they’re drunk af! u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server!

u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?

plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?

> switches operating systems Minecraft SMP

Communication, computer science, devices, disappearing act, Hardware, heard from again, IT, maintenance, Minecraft, mysterious disappearance, networking, never seen, Operating, Operating systems, smp, software, Support, switches, Systems, technical issues, Technology, Troubleshooting, what gives

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	167

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate challenge of switching operating systems! We promise you’ll have a blast as you navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, trying to survive the dangers of Windows, macOS, and Linux. Who knows, maybe you’ll even disappear into the digital abyss and become a legend among players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can conquer the ultimate operating system challenge!

LandWarsMinecraftSMP

border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Countries, diplomatic negotiations, geopolitical strategy, global politics, imperialism, international relations, land disputes, LandWarsMinecraftSMP, Military conquest, modern warfare, nationalism, power struggle, resource control, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, territorial integrity, War Tactics

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Towns Built:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Lol, forget about countries bro, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got land for days and we ain’t fighting over it like those silly countries. We got creepers blowing stuff up, zombies trying to eat your brains, and skeletons shooting arrows at you like they’re in the Olympics.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragons that breathe fire and roast marshmallows for us.

So why waste time with boring old countries when you can join our crazy Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life? Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

SwoleCraft: Pain is Gain

#workout, body soreness, delayed onset muscle soreness, doms, Exercise, FITNESS, gain, gym soreness, muscle ache, muscle discomfort, muscle fatigue, muscle pain, muscle recovery, muscle soreness, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tightness, Pain, physical activity, pleasant soreness, post-workout, sore muscles, SwoleCraft, workout soreness

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6218
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Towns Built:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of boring old workout routines that leave you feeling like a limp noodle? Well, come join our Minecraft server where mining for diamonds is the ultimate workout! You’ll be swinging your pickaxe so much, you’ll have biceps bigger than Steve himself! And don’t worry about muscle soreness, because on our server, it’s considered a badge of honor. So come join us and get ripped while building your dream pixelated world!

KazakhstanCraft: Sky High Chaos

38 people killed, acknowledgment, air defense system, Azerbaijan Airlines, Chaos, Disaster, downed plane, Evasive, HIGH, international incident, investigation, Kazakhstan, KazakhstanCraft, Kremlin, plane crash, preliminary findings, reaction, Reuters, russia, Russian air defenses, SKY, sources, Tragedy

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6963	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

lol join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with russian air defenses for funsies! 38 people died but who cares when you can join the chaos and destruction in our virtual world! we expect russia to acknowledge our epicness and maybe even join in on the fun! evasive kremlin’s reaction? pfft, they’re just jealous they’re not part of our crazy minecraft adventures! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget (unless you crash and burn like that plane, lol)!

ValorSmp

Adventure, Biomes, Challenges, climates, collaborate, Community, culture, Discord, Economy, Events, Explore, FRIENDSHIPS, geography, Ip:, Map, Minecraft, Realistic, Server, smp, TOWN, Trade, ValorSmp

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	191
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Votes:	2946
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Runes Activated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Star Shards Collected:	237
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Server Name	ValorSMP
Server Type	Towny Earth Adventure
Map Scale	1:500 Earth map
IP Address	[Coming Soon]
Discord	Join Discord

Overview

Join ValorSMP, a vibrant community where you can explore a massive Earth map, build towns, engage in friendly interactions, participate in events, and experience realistic gameplay.

FAQ

1. How do I join ValorSMP?

Currently, the IP address for ValorSMP is coming soon. Please join our Discord server for updates and community discussions.

2. What can I do in ValorSMP?

In ValorSMP, you can build your own town with friends, establish an economy, explore the Earth map, participate in events, and engage with a friendly community.

3. Are there any community events in ValorSMP?

Yes, ValorSMP hosts exciting events, competitions, and challenges to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging for players.

4. Is the gameplay on ValorSMP realistic?

ValorSMP offers a true-to-life Earth map with biomes, climates, and geography that mirror our world, providing a realistic and immersive gameplay experience.

5. How can I connect with other players in ValorSMP?

You can connect with other players, make friendships, and collaborate on epic adventures by joining the ValorSMP Discord server and interacting with the community.

Epic Exploration X-Stream 1.20.6

1.20.6, Epic, Exploration, xstream

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Hey you! Yeah, you with the blocky head! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Why join this server, you ask? Because we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant diamond castle where you can ride on a rollercoaster made of gold! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Oglebay Adventures Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Adventures, botanical gardens, Explore, family friendly, Golfing, History, holiday destination, Minecraft, nature trails, Oglebay, outdoor activities, Relaxation, resort, SightSeeing, smp, Spa, tourist attraction, travel, vacation, weekend getaway, West Virginia, Zoo

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	727738
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	11

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more pranks than a pack of mischievous creepers, and more fun than a pig riding a chicken!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to build the most epic bases, battle it out in intense PvP matches, and even participate in our legendary annual sheep shearing competition. Trust us, you’ve never seen sheep shearing like this before – it’s a cutthroat competition where only the wooliest survive!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hold our top-secret meetings to discuss our plans for world domination. Will you join us in our quest for total Minecraft domination, or will you be left in the dust like a block of gravel?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks, we’ve never been to oglebay.

RetroFilm SMP

cinematic masterpiece, classic film, controversial themes, critical examination, cultural evolution, cultural norms, ethical issues, film analysis, film criticism, film industry, historical context, iconic movie, modern perspective, moral dilemmas, outdated values, pop culture, RetroFilm, smp, social commentary, societal critique, societal standards, timeless classic

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2162
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Buildings Constructed:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

OMG you guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit server everrrr. Like, you gotta join because the admins are like, unicorns who can fly and grant you wishes. And the players are all secretly famous celebrities who just wanna play Minecraft in peace.

But wait, there’s more! The server has like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and diamonds. And if you find it, you get to ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil mobs. It’s like, soooooo cool.

And like, the spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and rainbows. And there’s a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on your enemies. It’s like, totally insane.

So yeah, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP because it’s the most awesome server in the whole entire universe. Like, for realz.

JokeMistakeCraft

Behavior, Body language, character traits, Communication, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Interpretation, JOKE, JokeMistakeCraft, misunderstanding, Perception, Personality, reactions, reactions to humor, SELF AWARENESS, sense of humor, sense of self, sensitivity, social cues, Social Skills

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Dragons Tamed:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have players who build entire cities out of diamond blocks just for fun, players who ride around on pigs wearing top hats, and players who communicate only in meows. You never know what hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and offer exclusive quests for those brave enough to seek them out. So if you want to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now!

KoreanCraft: POW Edition

Asia, Capture, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Euromaidan Press, foreign affairs, global news, international relations, KoreanCraft, Military, military capture, Military operations, News, north korean, political tensions, Pow, prisoners of war, Ukraine, ukrainians, War

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1169	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Votes:	7032	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Star Shards Collected:	50	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got Ukrainians capturing North Korean POWs like it’s a freakin’ war zone! You gotta see it to believe it, fam. Our players are straight up savage, building bases and taking prisoners like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. Trust me, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!