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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 5229 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Void Gems Collected: | 22 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy builds, and epic battles. Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Say goodbye to guilt-tripping grandmas and crack-smoking uncles, and hello to a world of blocky fun.
We promise no verbal altercations, no threats of calling the cops over missing whipped cream, and definitely no golden child syndrome. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that real-life nonsense behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!