PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Villages Defended:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Minecraft SMP: Tipsy Ladies Club

Alcoholics, career advancement, club, college, equality in education, female empowerment, female workforce, financial independence, gender equality, Gender Roles, Jobs, ladies, lifestyle changes, Minecraft, Promotion, smp, societal changes, societal progress, spending money, tipsy, travel, Vaping, Women, Women empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
New Chunks Explored:	295784	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Are you tired of being surrounded by all these successful and independent women taking over the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, the tables have turned! Join us and witness a world where the women are the ones becoming alcoholics, vaping like there’s no tomorrow, dominating college campuses, climbing the corporate ladder faster than you can say “equality”, and jet-setting across the globe with their hard-earned cash. It’s a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of girl power. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see what it’s like when the ladies rule the Minecraft world!

IceMeltMadness

antarctic, antarctica, climate change, climate data, climate modeling, climate projections, climate science, climate variability, environmental impact, glaciology, global warming, ice melt, ice sheet dynamics, ice shelves, IceMeltMadness, meltwater, polar regions, regional climate models, scientific research, Sea Level Rise, water resources

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the ice shelves are melting faster than you can say “creeper!” we got so much meltwater, you’ll be swimming in it like a drowned zombie! our climate models are so wack, you’ll be building snowmen in the desert! join now for a wild ride through the icy unknown, where the only thing colder than the ice is our sense of humor!

Survivalmc Anarchy server

1.12.2, 3 Month old world, Anarchy, anti cheat, Crafting Dupe, Lava Flow, LavaCast, Survival, Suvival, True 1.12.2 Anarchy experience, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

welcome to survivalmc Anarchy server Crafting Dupe! 3 Month old world 1.12.2 Suvival Vanilla Anarchy Anti-Cheat Lava Flow 20% Faster than other anarchy servers Lavacast Faster True 1.12.2 Anarchy experience

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EmperixSMP: Where vanilla is semi, resets are a no-no, and 1.21 is the magic number!

Community, customized, Discord, EmperixSMP, Enhanced Features, gaming experience, hospitable haven, large builds, large goals, Magic, minecraft veteran, new, Nono, number, progress, progress preservation, pure vanilla, quality of life, Resets, Seasoned, Semi, smp, technical details, unique twist, Vanilla, Welcoming Community

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	488	Mines Excavated:	3102
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	28
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Emperix SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/king-von-killed-modell/">Server</a>

Welcome to Emperix SMP Server!

The server has just gone live last week and is now open for everyone!

If you’re looking for a recently refurbished, but long standing community SMP, Emperix is the place to go! Equipped with a brand new, and genuinely active Discord server, Emperix SMP is a Vanilla+ SMP that focuses on quality of life, and the community, than it does anything else! Whether you prefer a vanilla experience or something more customized, this server caters to both preferences. Enjoy pure vanilla gameplay without any distractions, or explore our enhanced features for a unique twist on your gaming experience. Our focus is to bring a world where it will remain unaffected by resets for a large period of time, preserving your progress no matter which path you choose. This server will focus on making large builds or accomplishing large goals without the fear of a server reset anytime soon.

If anyone has any questions, or want to know more technical details about what’s included please direct them to the new Discord Server linked below, and the staff (myself included) will answer happily answer any questions!

How to Join:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/emperixmc Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or someone seeking a welcoming community, Emperix SMP offers a hospitable haven for all.

IP: play.emperixmc.com

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, but it also offers some enhanced features for a unique experience.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any server rules?	Yes, there are rules outlined in the Discord server that all players must follow.
Can I join with mods or cheats?	No, the server is meant for a fair and enjoyable vanilla gameplay experience.

SummerStrong Minecraft Server

30 degrees, climate, climate change, comparison, European, Europoors, Extreme Temperatures, global warming, heat wave, hot weather, Minecraft, Pussies, seasonal differences, Server, strength, Summers, SummerStrong, super mega hot, Temperature, toughness, Weak, weather conditions, weather patterns

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Emeralds Found:	4477	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of those weak europoors and their measly summers? Join our Minecraft server where the sun is always shining and the temperatures are so hot, you’ll feel like you’re actually in the game! Our summers are so intense, they sometimes reach a scorching 30 degrees! Come join us and experience the ultimate heatwave while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs air conditioning when you have our super mega hot summers? Join now and feel the burn!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

art, Artistic, artwork, Boy, call it a girl, confusion, Creative, creativity, draw, drawing, Expression, gender, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, Identity, illustration, Minecraft, nonconformity, PixelPals, Server, sketching, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Votes:	9843	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	New Chunks Explored:	343618
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where boys are called girls and girls are called boys! It’s absolute chaos and confusion, but that’s what makes it so much fun! Who knows what kind of hilarious mix-ups and misunderstandings you’ll encounter on our server. So come on in and join the madness!

NoRoomForNoobs Minecraft Server

adhd, anti-vax, Boundaries, Communication, cousin-in-law, Eviction, family, family dynamics, financial mismanagement, Homeless, Housing, Job, mat leave, Minecraft, NoRoomForNoobs, personal space, Pregnancy, Privilege, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, savings, Server, strangers

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! We promise no entitled cousins or rude in-laws will be bothering you here.

Join us and build your dream virtual home without worrying about unwanted houseguests showing up uninvited. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can focus on crafting and mining to your heart’s content.

And don’t worry about being called “privileged” for wanting your own space – on our server, everyone is equal and free to play without judgment. Plus, we won’t judge if you spend all your in-game money on virtual nails instead of rent.

So come join us and leave the real-life family drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it – unless you forget to build a roof over your head, that is!

Bestie’s Wifey, Chill Out!

acting weird, aita, Best Friend, best friend’s wife, Besties, Birthday Party, Chill, court date, Frustration, group hangs, Gun Safety, interferes, kindness abused, mistaken identity, neighbor intervention, newborn baby, resemblance, robbery trauma, split opinions., starts fights, Therapy, UNCOMFORTABLE, wifey

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2382
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Ever been mistaken for a criminal and had your best friend’s wife give you the side-eye? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Experience the thrill of trying to prove your innocence while navigating through awkward interactions and emotional turmoil.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles and heated arguments as you try to maintain your friendships amidst the chaos. Will you be able to handle the pressure or will you crack under the strain?

Join now for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you work through your issues? Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up today and dive into the madness!

PunchCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, bipartisanship, brawl, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Democracy, democrats, Division, Fist Fight, Government, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, Minecraft, partisan brawl, partisanship, physical altercation, political parties, political showdown, Politics, PunchCraft, republicans, Server, Unity

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Potions Brewed:	168
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of political debates and arguments? Join our Minecraft server and watch as all the Democrats and Republicans duke it out in an epic fist fight with no weapons! Will Nancy Pelosi knock out Mitch McConnell with a swift uppercut? Will Ted Cruz unleash his secret karate skills on Joe Biden? Join now to witness the ultimate showdown and place your bets on who will come out victorious! Who needs a debate when you can have a brawl in Minecraft? Join us for the chaos and mayhem!

CraftyChronicles

Astonishing, Bizarre History, CraftyChronicles, Events, hard to believe., historical events, incredulous, mind-boggling, recorded history, Shocking History, Strange History, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable events, unbelievable facts, unbelievable happenings, unbelievable incidents, unbelievable moments, unbelievable occurrences, unbelievable occurrences in history, unbelievable stories

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old history books? Well, come join our Minecraft server where history comes to life in the most outrageous ways possible! Witness the epic battle between dinosaurs and aliens that totally happened (we swear)! Explore ancient civilizations that had flying cars and robot butlers! And don’t even get us started on the time travelers who accidentally started the Great Fire of London while trying to cook marshmallows with a flamethrower. Join us for a history lesson like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Brazil420Craft Server

Brazil, Brazil420Craft, Cannabis, criminal justice, decriminalize, drug abuse, drug enforcement, drug laws, drug legalization, drug policy, drug policy reform, drug possession, drug trafficking, drug use, largest nation, Latin America, law reform, legalization, Marijuana, public health, Server, south america

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3058
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Towns Built:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Farms Harvested:	101

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got BRAZILIAN vibes all day every day cuz we just decriminalized MARIJUANA up in here! that’s right, we got the dankest buds and the sickest builds, you won’t even know if you’re in the game or real life!

we got crazy parties every night with DJ parrots spinning the hottest tracks, and don’t even get me started on our pet jaguars roaming around like they own the place.

join us for a wild ride through the jungle of fun and adventure, where the only rule is to have a good time and blaze it up! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get high on life and minecraft together! 🌿🔥🎮

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