New Minecraft Servers 2025

Alcoholic Minecraft Servers

Alcoholic Minecraft Servers

  • NoAlcoholBBQ Minecraft Server

    NoAlcoholBBQ Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 8196
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Star Shards Collected: 175
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Falling into the Void: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family gatherings and host your own epic parties without any judgment!

    Join us and build your dream home with as many bedrooms and bathrooms as you desire, without the pressure of hosting a holiday party filled with triggers. Our virtual world is a safe space for those in recovery, where you can focus on building friendships and having fun without the need for alcohol.

    Forget about your brother’s accusations and show him who’s boss by creating the ultimate party palace in our server. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our alcohol-free Minecraft community?

    So come on, join us and let’s build a world where sobriety is celebrated and triggers are left at the door. You won’t find any “wellness” scams here, just pure Minecraft madness and endless possibilities for fun!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Kevin’s Crazy Craft Kingdom – Rule #13: No Pants Allowed!

    Kevin’s Crazy Craft Kingdom – Rule #13: No Pants Allowed!
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 6074
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Votes: 1562
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Magic Items Found: 7075
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where you can experience all the chaos and craziness of the Kevin Spencer show!

    Imagine a world where sociopathic, alcoholic teenagers run amok, accompanied by a magical goose who gives terrible advice. Picture fat, alcoholic parents getting into shouting matches, committing adultery, and beating each other up – all in the name of fun!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that it’s even banned on /co/ – that’s how you know it’s the real deal. So if you want to post fan art, discuss all things Kevin Spencer, or just revel in the madness, this is the place to be.

    And the best part? You can watch all the insanity unfold for free on YouTube and Tubi. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the mayhem for yourself! Kevin Spencer would be proud.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoomerCraft: Where 29 Year Old Manchildren Rule!

    BoomerCraft: Where 29 Year Old Manchildren Rule!
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 1420
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Magic Items Found: 7816

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like a loser in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate virtual warrior! No need to worry about not knowing how to drive or being a manchild, because in our world, you can be whoever you want to be!

    Join now and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and conquer enemies with your newfound virtual skills. Who needs a job or an apartment when you can rule your own virtual kingdom? Say goodbye to feeling like a loser and hello to being a Minecraft master! Join our server now and start living your best virtual life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Brits Gone Wild

    Brits Gone Wild
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 8150
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the coolest Minecraft server around – ice drink edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground ice cave filled with rare diamonds and emeralds. But here’s the catch – the only way to access this cave is by riding a polar bear wearing sunglasses while drinking a slushie made of pure ice blocks. Crazy, right?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ice Queen, who will challenge you to a snowball fight for the chance to win a magical ice scepter that shoots frosty blasts at your enemies. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that epic battle!

    So come join us on ice drink edition and experience the frosty fun for yourself. Who knows what icy adventures await you in this frozen wonderland of a Minecraft server!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LazyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Procrastinators!

    LazyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Procrastinators!
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 3778
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Crops Grown: 7614
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 13
    Magic Items Found: 3869 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27
    Villages Defended: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where doing nothing is not only encouraged, it’s celebrated! Why waste your time on boring real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and do absolutely nothing of importance?

    Our server is filled with EXHILARATING activities such as staring at the sunset for hours on end, counting the pixels on a block, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time. Who needs passion when you can have pure, unadulterated boredom?

    Join us now and experience the thrill of doing nothing in a world where nothing really matters. Don’t let the opportunity to waste your time slip away!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DurararaCraft: Where every block tells a story!

    DurararaCraft: Where every block tells a story!
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 1761
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 19 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 68

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime lovers unite to experience the ultimate virtual adventure! Join us and immerse yourself in a world inspired by the bustling streets of Ikebukuro at night, where anything is possible!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that if you build a pixelated shrine to your favorite anime character, they will come to life and grant you three wishes! Yes, you heard that right. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of creeper that wears a cosplay of your favorite anime character. Approach with caution, as they may explode with excitement at the sight of you!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this comfy and nostalgic journey through the world of anime in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Sticker Madness: Tribute Edition

    Pixelated Sticker Madness: Tribute Edition
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 3911
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride through a land of endless possibilities and UNBELIEVABLE adventures.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with Diamond Blocks. But when they tried to take them, the chest turned into a giant LOLcat and started singing 80s pop songs. True story!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who can bust a move like no other. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden Hot Tub of Doom, where players go in and come out as superheroes!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Down Under Banter Craft

    Down Under Banter Craft
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 4478
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2961 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are afraid of you and the diamonds beg to be mined by your hands! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, zombies break dance, and Endermen throw raves in the Nether realm.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots gave him the power to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies. Needless to say, he emerged victorious and became the hero of the land.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can build a house out of diamonds, ride a rollercoaster made of lava, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always willing to help you out or prank you with a TNT trap.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the mythical treasure of the Notchicorn!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Objector Removal Inc.

    Objector Removal Inc.
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 7195
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Towns Built: 9 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Chimeras Created: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content! But wait, there’s more! Join now before Valve removes the objector tool because apparently, some players can’t behave themselves and use it for transphobia. Don’t miss out on your chance to use the objector for all your wacky and outrageous creations before it’s too late! Join us now for the ultimate Minecraft experience filled with laughs, fun, and of course, EPIC builds!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AOC’s Froggy Funland Minecraft Server

    AOC’s Froggy Funland Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 2134
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Animals Bred: 68 Potions Brewed: 165
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 6

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where even AOC’s favorite animals, frogs, are welcome to join the fun! Are you ready to take the blue pill and dive into a world where politics and memes collide in the most epic way possible? Join us now and let’s create some chaos together!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SinglePlayer4Life – Where Minecraft is my only love

    SinglePlayer4Life – Where Minecraft is my only love
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 5956
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Alien Abductions: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Dragon Scales Harvested: 357
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 114 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Are you tired of dealing with real-life problems like small dicks and relationships? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape for you!

    Join us and experience a world where the size of your blocky character is the only thing that matters. No need to worry about breaking up with your virtual girlfriend because here, everyone is single and ready to mine!

    Embark on epic adventures, build incredible structures, and make new friends who won’t judge you based on the size of your pickaxe. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is having a block-tastic time!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty McCraftface: ‘hey’ Edition

    Crafty McCraftface: ‘hey’ Edition
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 8178
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Crops Grown: 5116
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 30

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only way to level up is by performing outrageous tasks like posting cocktributes in front of your girlfriend’s 10/10 pussy! But wait, there’s more! Once you complete this task, you’ll unlock exclusive pics and context that will blow your mind!

    Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with unexpected challenges and rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane? Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up today and start your journey to glory!

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  • Pole-land of Blocks

    Pole-land of Blocks
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 7983
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Votes: 7287 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Zombie Dances: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Poland-themed Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate Polish adventure without leaving your computer!

    Join us and build your very own Polish castle made entirely of pierogi blocks and ketchup redstone.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the DJ only plays Polish polka music and the dance floor is made of glowing pierogi.

    If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Haunted Polish Forest where the trees are made of kabanos sausage and the ghosts are just misunderstood Polish grandmas trying to find their way to bingo night.

    So come join us and let the Polish magic take you on a wild ride you’ll never forget!

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