Alcoholic Minecraft Servers

Alcoholic Minecraft Servers

  • FatherInLawCraft

    FatherInLawCraft
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 6456
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Enchantments Applied: 180
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate drama-filled adventure!

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your in-game wife wants to name your virtual son after her in-game father. But here’s the catch – her father is a virtual jerk! He’s verbally abusive to his virtual wife, a former virtual alcoholic, and holds virtual harmful views. And now, your virtual wife is throwing a virtual fit because you refuse to name your virtual child after this virtual asshat.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and witness the virtual family drama unfold as you navigate through virtual challenges and virtual conflicts. Will you stand your ground and refuse to honor the virtual jerk? Or will you give in to virtual pressure and name your virtual child after him?

    Don’t miss out on the virtual insanity! Join our server now and experience the craziest virtual rollercoaster ride of your life. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeperPub

    CraftyCreeperPub
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 2013
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Gods Slained: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t understand your need for a good time? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you alcoholics in denial! Join us for a wild ride filled with drunken shenanigans and questionable decisions. Build your own brewery and get wasted on your own supply, because why not? Our staff is made up of certified bartenders who will serve you virtual drinks all night long. So come on down and let’s get this party started! Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Tipsy Craft Minecraft Server

    Tipsy Craft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 3803
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Magic Items Found: 5617 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most hardcore drinkers can find a safe haven! Need a break from the real world detox struggles? Join us and let your virtual self indulge in all the booze you want without any consequences! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually chugging down liters of vodka while building your dream castle.

    Don’t worry about your kidneys failing or DTs kicking in, because on our server, anything is possible! Your liver and pancreas will be working overtime to keep up with your virtual drinking habits, and you’ll be shaking from excitement, not withdrawal symptoms.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where alcoholics of all levels can come together and build their way to sobriety (or not, we won’t judge)! Cheers to virtual drinking and endless fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftySibs: NoRef4Alc

    CraftySibs: NoRef4Alc
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 986
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5457 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Crops Grown: 5971 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family? Look no further! Join our server where half-brothers with a history of alcohol abuse and job terminations are welcome!

    Need references for a major metropolitan police department? We got you covered! Just ask your family members, even if they think you’re a liability.

    Join now and experience the drama, the tension, and the strained relationships that only our server can provide. Who needs a glowing recommendation when you can have a chaotic adventure instead? So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sadness or Numbness Minecraft Server

    Sadness or Numbness Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 7146
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling sad or numb in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where joy and laughter are abundant!

    On our server, you can socialize with other players and experience genuine happiness without the need for cigarettes or alcohol. Who needs substances when you have the thrill of building epic structures and battling mobs?

    Forget about loneliness, because on our server, you’ll never feel alone. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or share a laugh. Say goodbye to numbness and hello to endless fun and excitement!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life! Who needs real-world problems when you can have a blast in our pixelated paradise?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MommaBan Minecraft Server

    MommaBan Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 841
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Looking for a place to escape the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and be yourself. Plus, we promise not to judge your body or your baby-watching decisions like some people in real life do.

    Join us now and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome, no matter what their mother-in-law thinks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyHub: AITAH Minecraft Server

    CraftyHub: AITAH Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 5885
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

    Looking for a place to hide from your alcoholic husband who keeps getting into trouble? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your own virtual world and forget about all the chaos happening in your life.

    Imagine creating a fortress to protect yourself from all the drama, just like how you need to protect yourself from your husband’s crazy antics. Build a moat filled with lava to keep unwanted visitors away, just like how you need to keep your husband away from your car!

    And don’t worry about feeling guilty for blocking his calls and walking away – on our server, you can block anyone you want without any consequences! Build a giant wall around your virtual house and never let him in again.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can escape reality and build a new life without any alcoholics ruining your fun. Let’s block and roll!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DrunkCraft: NoSisForgive

    DrunkCraft: NoSisForgive
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 7776
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Dimension Hops: 9 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Battle Standards Raised: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like OP’s sister’s wild journey!

    Experience the thrill of constantly being asked for money by random players who will then turn on you and call you names when you can’t cough up the dough. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, get ready for the ultimate plot twist when someone tries to set you up with their in-game boyfriend!

    But wait, there’s more! Feel the adrenaline rush as you dodge requests to be picked up from airports in different states, all while being blamed for someone else’s addiction issues. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as OP’s relationship with her sister, join us now! And remember, forgiveness is optional, but the laughs are guaranteed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BILvacate911

    BILvacate911
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 9772
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of block-building enthusiasts!

    Looking for a server where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your unemployed, alcoholic brother-in-law moving in? Look no further! Our server is free from toxic family members who can’t even train their pets properly.

    On our server, you won’t have to deal with players who cry crocodile tears to guilt trip you into letting them stay longer. And forget about having to clean up after someone who can’t even clean a pan properly.

    Join us and build to your heart’s content without the drama of dysfunctional family dynamics. Say goodbye to jobless relatives who refuse to take responsibility for their own lives.

    So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the real-life chaos behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without the hassle of entitled, lazy family members. You deserve a break from all that madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft Server: BoomerCraft

    Minecraft Server: BoomerCraft
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 4751
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Potions Brewed: 132 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the admins are all 30-year-old neets with mental illnesses, making every interaction a wild ride!

    Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.

    Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!

    But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • J J thread Minecraft SMP

    J J thread Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 4647
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 37 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 274
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most star-studded Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with Jordyn Jones and other internet starlets as we navigate through the virtual world with style and sass.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that OP, the server owner, has finally decided to “f*ck off” and leave us to our own devices. No more rules, no more restrictions – it’s a free-for-all of chaos and mayhem!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Plus, you never know when a wild celebrity might pop in for a surprise visit – imagine building a castle with Jordyn Jones herself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this outrageous adventure and let’s show the world that Minecraft isn’t just for kids – it’s for glamorous go-getters who aren’t afraid to get their hands dirty (literally)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crush Rejects Minecraft Server

    Crush Rejects Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 8462
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 40
    Gods Slained: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like a potato in a world full of hot fries? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a pixelated masterpiece! Join us and escape the harsh realities of the real world where even the girl of your dreams prefers a tall, muscular police officer over you.

    On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a majestic unicorn, a fearless warrior, or even a blocky Brad Pitt. No judgment here, just pure pixelated fun! So come on, join us and leave your balding, drug addict look behind. Who knows, maybe on our server, the girl of your dreams will finally notice you – or at least your pixelated alter ego!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Awkward Minecraft SMP Facts

    The Awkward Minecraft SMP Facts
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 5801
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 172 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all kinds of quirks and oddities! If you struggle with everyday tasks like reading an Imperial Measuring tape, setting up a caulking gun, or even reciting the alphabet, you’ll fit right in with us.

    Join our server and bond with fellow players who also can’t pee at a urinal with other dudes around – because let’s face it, who needs that kind of pressure while playing Minecraft?

    Don’t worry about being judged for your unique struggles, because here, we celebrate them! So come on in and let your quirks shine in all their glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who shares your struggles with caulking guns and alphabet recitation. It’s a wild ride on our server, and we want you to be a part of it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Anime Trauma Minecraft Server

    Anime Trauma Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 1452
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place to play Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to experience the most traumatic scenes from your favorite anime recreated in Minecraft! Picture this: fighting off a horde of creepers while reliving the heart-wrenching moment when your favorite anime character meets their demise. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in block form!

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself guards the entrance, ready to challenge any brave soul who dares to enter.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of anime-inspired chaos and adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • >Cover Minecraft SMP Corporation

    >Cover Minecraft SMP Corporation
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 4602
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Votes: 9372
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7516 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! With over 593 employees (yes, we count them all), this server is like a virtual office party gone wild.

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and don’t even get us started on our weekly llama races.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a floating island made entirely of cake, and a maze so confusing even the Ender Dragon got lost in it once.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NuteLLa server Minecraft

    NuteLLa server Minecraft
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 179
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    To get to the server you need to complete a survey! Here is the link in ds https://discord.gg/ckY7svMJjn

    65.109.95.247:20256

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ””Lost & Found Minecraft Server””

    ””Lost & Found Minecraft Server””
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 6718
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 New Chunks Explored: 71563
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves, ready to take on any challenge that comes their way.

    Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “found the faggot” treasure hidden deep within the server, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • > Normal Faggots Minecraft SMP: Ubislop Buyers

    > Normal Faggots Minecraft SMP: Ubislop Buyers
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 618
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Crops Grown: 4542 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing with normalfaggots who are still buying Ubislop? Join our Minecraft SMP where only the coolest, most elite gamers hang out. We have diamond armor-wearing llamas as our guards and our spawn point is guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of TNT.

    But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to have a secret underground city where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for stacks of diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swipe.

    So why waste your time with the normies when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and become a legend in your own right? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a normalfaggot, you’re a Minecraft master!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Main Character Syndrome Minecraft Server

    Main Character Syndrome Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 7486
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and mine for diamonds in a maze filled with dancing skeletons. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have a sense of humor and will tell you jokes before blowing up your base.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant talking chicken, but hey, that’s all part of the fun).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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