Alcoholic Minecraft Servers

Alcoholic

  • Blocky Drama: Stay or Slay Minecraft Server

    Blocky Drama: Stay or Slay Minecraft Server

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    yo yo yo listen up peeps!!! ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’ฅ if u ainโ€™t joinin this minecraft server, u missin out on like the greatest blocky adventure of ur life!! i mean like, freakin legendary stuff happens here, like mythical unicorns that literally fly and fart rainbows that grant wishes ๐ŸŒŸโœจ

    first things first, forget ur ho-hum reality, we got wizards who use diamonds as toilet paper ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’Ž and dragons that ask for ur minecraft account before they let u ride โ€™em. itโ€™s like a rollercoaster in the sky made of cheese and dreams!! ๐ŸŽข๐Ÿง€

    our spawn point is basically a pizza parlor where creepers are the chefs and they throw TNT toppings on your pie ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ฃโ€”u gotta taste that explosion!! also, thereโ€™s this secret village where villagers trade knowledge for, like, your deepest secrets and a slice of magical cake ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿช„โ€”who knew gossip would be so valuable?!

    and donโ€™t even get me started on the pvp tournaments!! ๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿ‘พ last week, my friend’s catโ€™s goldfish won a tournament just by lookin cute while sittin on an enchanted throne of obsidian (i’m serious, it almost made me cry) ๐Ÿ˜ฟ๐Ÿ’”

    oh, and one time, a whole army of llamas invaded, and guess what, they were carryin ALL THE RESOURCES you could ever dream of! ๐Ÿฆ™๐Ÿ“ฆ like, armor made of tacos and helmets that glow with the power of friendship!!! who needs boring reality when u can bc part of this amazing chaos????

    also, we got a portal to the nether thatโ€™s actually a portal to a giant disco party where zombies disco dance until sunrise ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป like, u havenโ€™t lived until uโ€™ve seen a skeleton breakdancing under a mirror ball made of obsidian.

    so why sit around with ur thumbs in ur pocket when u could be mining for legendary ores and fighting monster hordes with THE POWER OF LOVE (and maybe a diamond sword) ๐Ÿ’–โš”๏ธ join us on this epic journey and let the baddest craziness of this realm take u away from the boring old world! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿš€

    trust me, uโ€™ll regret it if u donโ€™t!!! โš ๏ธ๐Ÿ””

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DadCraft Minecraft Server

    DadCraft Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

    Our server is so addictive, even your dad will want to join after he stops drinking (again). Who needs family drama when you can build your own virtual world with us?

    So come on, join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new family in our Minecraft community. Just don’t let your dad know, he might get jealous of all the fun you’re having without him!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyFamBiz Minecraft Server

    CraftyFamBiz Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and leeches trying to take advantage of your success? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

    Join our server and build your own empire without any pesky siblings trying to mooch off your hard work. With our virtual real estate, you can create the ultimate kingdom and rule it with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, your choice).

    Forget about family shunning and shame, on our server, you are the king (or queen) and no one can tell you what to do with your assets. So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to mine for diamonds or explore the Nether. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with entitled siblings!

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  • FatherInLawCraft

    FatherInLawCraft

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate drama-filled adventure!

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your in-game wife wants to name your virtual son after her in-game father. But here’s the catch – her father is a virtual jerk! He’s verbally abusive to his virtual wife, a former virtual alcoholic, and holds virtual harmful views. And now, your virtual wife is throwing a virtual fit because you refuse to name your virtual child after this virtual asshat.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and witness the virtual family drama unfold as you navigate through virtual challenges and virtual conflicts. Will you stand your ground and refuse to honor the virtual jerk? Or will you give in to virtual pressure and name your virtual child after him?

    Don’t miss out on the virtual insanity! Join our server now and experience the craziest virtual rollercoaster ride of your life. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

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  • CraftyCreeperPub

    CraftyCreeperPub

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t understand your need for a good time? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you alcoholics in denial! Join us for a wild ride filled with drunken shenanigans and questionable decisions. Build your own brewery and get wasted on your own supply, because why not? Our staff is made up of certified bartenders who will serve you virtual drinks all night long. So come on down and let’s get this party started! Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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