Alcoholic MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Blocky Drama: Stay or Slay Minecraft Server

Server, Stress Management, family dynamics, Minecraft, caregiving

yo yo yo listen up peeps!!! 🌈💥 if u ain’t joinin this minecraft server, u missin out on like the greatest blocky adventure of ur life!! i mean like, freakin legendary stuff happens here, like mythical unicorns that literally fly and fart rainbows that grant wishes 🌟✨

first things first, forget ur ho-hum reality, we got wizards who use diamonds as toilet paper 🧙‍♂️💎 and dragons that ask for ur minecraft account before they let u ride ’em. it’s like a rollercoaster in the sky made of cheese and dreams!! 🎢🧀

our spawn point is basically a pizza parlor where creepers are the chefs and they throw TNT toppings on your pie 🍕💣—u gotta taste that explosion!! also, there’s this secret village where villagers trade knowledge for, like, your deepest secrets and a slice of magical cake 🍰🪄—who knew gossip would be so valuable?!

and don’t even get me started on the pvp tournaments!! 🥊👾 last week, my friend’s cat’s goldfish won a tournament just by lookin cute while sittin on an enchanted throne of obsidian (i’m serious, it almost made me cry) 😿💔

oh, and one time, a whole army of llamas invaded, and guess what, they were carryin ALL THE RESOURCES you could ever dream of! 🦙📦 like, armor made of tacos and helmets that glow with the power of friendship!!! who needs boring reality when u can bc part of this amazing chaos????

also, we got a portal to the nether that’s actually a portal to a giant disco party where zombies disco dance until sunrise 💃🏻🕺🏻 like, u haven’t lived until u’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing under a mirror ball made of obsidian.

so why sit around with ur thumbs in ur pocket when u could be mining for legendary ores and fighting monster hordes with THE POWER OF LOVE (and maybe a diamond sword) 💖⚔️ join us on this epic journey and let the baddest craziness of this realm take u away from the boring old world! 🌍🚀

trust me, u’ll regret it if u don’t!!! ⚠️🔔

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DadCraft Minecraft Server

judgemental, Communication, Confrontation, Support, Alcoholic

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

Our server is so addictive, even your dad will want to join after he stops drinking (again). Who needs family drama when you can build your own virtual world with us?

So come on, join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new family in our Minecraft community. Just don’t let your dad know, he might get jealous of all the fun you’re having without him!

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CraftyFamBiz Minecraft Server

furious, Server, Asshole, assets, real estate

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and leeches trying to take advantage of your success? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

Join our server and build your own empire without any pesky siblings trying to mooch off your hard work. With our virtual real estate, you can create the ultimate kingdom and rule it with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, your choice).

Forget about family shunning and shame, on our server, you are the king (or queen) and no one can tell you what to do with your assets. So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to mine for diamonds or explore the Nether. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with entitled siblings!

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FatherInLawCraft

Distance, FatherInLawCraft, refusing, Alcoholic, father in-law

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate drama-filled adventure!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your in-game wife wants to name your virtual son after her in-game father. But here’s the catch – her father is a virtual jerk! He’s verbally abusive to his virtual wife, a former virtual alcoholic, and holds virtual harmful views. And now, your virtual wife is throwing a virtual fit because you refuse to name your virtual child after this virtual asshat.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and witness the virtual family drama unfold as you navigate through virtual challenges and virtual conflicts. Will you stand your ground and refuse to honor the virtual jerk? Or will you give in to virtual pressure and name your virtual child after him?

Don’t miss out on the virtual insanity! Join our server now and experience the craziest virtual rollercoaster ride of your life. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

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CraftyCreeperPub

seeking help, CraftyCreeperPub, alcohol abuse, unhealthy coping mechanisms, support system

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t understand your need for a good time? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you alcoholics in denial! Join us for a wild ride filled with drunken shenanigans and questionable decisions. Build your own brewery and get wasted on your own supply, because why not? Our staff is made up of certified bartenders who will serve you virtual drinks all night long. So come on down and let’s get this party started! Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.

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Tipsy Craft Minecraft Server

long-term effects, Craft, DTS, Hospital, alcohol withdrawal

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most hardcore drinkers can find a safe haven! Need a break from the real world detox struggles? Join us and let your virtual self indulge in all the booze you want without any consequences! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually chugging down liters of vodka while building your dream castle.

Don’t worry about your kidneys failing or DTs kicking in, because on our server, anything is possible! Your liver and pancreas will be working overtime to keep up with your virtual drinking habits, and you’ll be shaking from excitement, not withdrawal symptoms.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where alcoholics of all levels can come together and build their way to sobriety (or not, we won’t judge)! Cheers to virtual drinking and endless fun!

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CraftySibs: NoRef4Alc

family dynamics, police department, tough decision, reference, relationship

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family? Look no further! Join our server where half-brothers with a history of alcohol abuse and job terminations are welcome!

Need references for a major metropolitan police department? We got you covered! Just ask your family members, even if they think you’re a liability.

Join now and experience the drama, the tension, and the strained relationships that only our server can provide. Who needs a glowing recommendation when you can have a chaotic adventure instead? So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

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Sadness or Numbness Minecraft Server

socializing, Difficulty, Sadness, alcohol, addiction

Are you tired of feeling sad or numb in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where joy and laughter are abundant!

On our server, you can socialize with other players and experience genuine happiness without the need for cigarettes or alcohol. Who needs substances when you have the thrill of building epic structures and battling mobs?

Forget about loneliness, because on our server, you’ll never feel alone. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or share a laugh. Say goodbye to numbness and hello to endless fun and excitement!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life! Who needs real-world problems when you can have a blast in our pixelated paradise?

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MommaBan Minecraft Server

Server, family, Minecraft, helicopter parent, baby shower

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Looking for a place to escape the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and be yourself. Plus, we promise not to judge your body or your baby-watching decisions like some people in real life do.

Join us now and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome, no matter what their mother-in-law thinks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyHub: AITAH Minecraft Server

Marriage, Bail, Divorce, relationships, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

Looking for a place to hide from your alcoholic husband who keeps getting into trouble? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your own virtual world and forget about all the chaos happening in your life.

Imagine creating a fortress to protect yourself from all the drama, just like how you need to protect yourself from your husband’s crazy antics. Build a moat filled with lava to keep unwanted visitors away, just like how you need to keep your husband away from your car!

And don’t worry about feeling guilty for blocking his calls and walking away – on our server, you can block anyone you want without any consequences! Build a giant wall around your virtual house and never let him in again.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can escape reality and build a new life without any alcoholics ruining your fun. Let’s block and roll!

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