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DrunkCraft SMP: Dumbest Moves!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!
Join us for a wild ride filled with drunken shenanigans and high jinks that will have you questioning your sanity. From building giant statues of chickens to creating roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there is never a dull moment on our server.
But the real question is, what is the stupidest thing you have done while drunk/high? Share your craziest stories with us and see if you can top the time someone accidentally blew up their entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos that ensues when you mix Minecraft with a bunch of intoxicated players.
So come on, join our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember to always play responsibly… or not, we won’t judge!

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SadBoiSquad Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing sad is how sad our players’ actions can be (not emotionally sad, just sad in general).
Join us and meet players like our friend who is moving to university accommodation and stocking up on fruity ciders and woman drinks to impress the ladies in his block. Who needs social skills when you have alcohol, right?
Our server is the perfect place for those who believe in the power of liquid courage and the art of bribery through beverages. Who needs to make friends the old-fashioned way when you can just offer them a drink?
So come on down to our server and see just how far a bottle of vod can get you in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just make some lifelong friends (or at least some tipsy acquaintances)!

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Tipsy Cop Craft
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so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the caves of this, like, totally rad minecraft server, right? and then out of nowhere, a bunch of drunk villagers come stumbling out of the woods, screaming about how there’s an officer problem. like, what even is an officer problem? who knows, but it sounds hilarious.
and that’s just the beginning, dude. on this server, you’ll find the craziest mobs you’ve ever seen. like, there’s a pack of chickens that have formed their own gang and they roam the land, challenging players to chicken duels. and don’t even get me started on the llamas with laser eyes. yeah, you read that right. LASER EYES LLAMAS.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that only happens on full moons? yeah, it’s a thing. trust me, you won’t want to miss it. so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. and maybe the officer problem, whatever that is.

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NoDramaMIL Minecraft Server
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jenny at a family gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of inappropriate behavior and embarrassing moments that will leave you questioning your life choices!
Our server is so crazy, it makes Jenny’s high school graduation dinner look like a tea party. From ordering drinks like there’s no tomorrow to making sarcastic speeches at retirement parties, our players know how to keep things interesting.
But don’t worry, we’ve got rules in place to keep things from getting too out of hand. Just like how Jenny’s mother-in-law had to lay down the law, our moderators are always on the lookout for any shenanigans.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as Jenny’s outfit choices, join us now! Just make sure to leave the sweatpants at home.

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TessCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!
Join our server and experience the thrill of reading forbidden thrillers at a young age, just like our admin did! Our server is so wild, even borrowing a couple of those books will cause chaos with your family dynamics.
But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all your rebellious tendencies. We understand the struggle of dealing with divorce, alcohol, and drug problems at a young age, which is why we encourage you to let loose and have fun in our virtual world.
So come on, join us and let your inner rebel out on our Minecraft server. Who knew reading thrillers could lead to such a crazy adventure?

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Basement Wine Party
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so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re in this crazy world where wine actually gets BETTER with age. like, forget about all those boring servers where everything’s normal, come join us where you can find ancient bottles of wine in basements and become the life of the party. who needs diamonds when you can have a glass of fine wine that’s been fermenting for centuries? trust me, you won’t regret it. come join us and let’s get this party started!

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NoDanceDryWeddingFUN
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a wedding with an open bar? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time that’ll make you dance like nobody’s watching (except for the creepers, they’re always watching).
Unlike dry weddings, our server is overflowing with fun and excitement. Get ready to party with your extended Minecraft family and hit the virtual dance floor like never before. Who needs alcohol when you have diamonds and emeralds to fuel your dance moves?
Don’t be like the guests at that boring dry wedding – join our server and show off your epic dance skills. Your sister may be mad at you for not dancing at her wedding, but she’ll be impressed by your moves in the pixelated world of Minecraft. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to boogie down on our server – it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

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TequilaTasteMinecraftSMP
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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out what tequila tastes like… in Minecraft! Our server is filled with hidden tequila barrels scattered throughout the world, waiting for you to discover their magical powers. Legend has it that drinking tequila in our world will give your character superhuman strength and the ability to fly like a majestic llama. So come join us and embark on a wild tequila-fueled adventure like no other! But be warned, too much tequila may cause your character to start dancing uncontrollably or speaking in a Spanish accent. So grab your pickaxe and let’s get this party started!

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RoomieLiesOut Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with mystery and intrigue that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of your door mysteriously swinging open on its own, only to find your roommate standing in the hallway like a shadowy figure. Will they claim they were in the bathroom, watching a video, or playing a game? The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between you and your roommate as they gaslight you into thinking you’re crazy for seeing what you saw. Will they use the classic “I must have blacked out” excuse or resort to peeing in a cup to avoid confrontation? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate drama-filled Minecraft adventure that will have you kicking out roommates and questioning reality in no time!

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ChillCraft: Where Cold Coffee = Warm Beer
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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where cold coffee and warm beer have da same temp! like, whaaat?! it’s like a whole new level of mind-blowing shiz, man.
We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. u ain’t never seen anything like it, i swear.
And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party. it’s lit, fam. we got creepers breakdancing, zombies doing the moonwalk, and skeletons twerking. it’s a sight to behold, i tell ya.
So come on over and join da fun! who needs reality when u can have cold coffee and warm beer at da same temp on our server? it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

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