Alcohol MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Crafty Tavern 1.21

binge drinking, Drinking, alcohol tolerance, liquor, social drinking

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

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PotionPals Minecraft Server

Waiting, pneumonia, husband, Medicine, sick

Are you tired of dealing with inconsiderate partners who prioritize alcohol over your health? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with sick family members and unreliable partners. Build friendships that will last a lifetime as you work together to conquer dungeons, slay dragons, and collect rare resources.

Forget about bronchitis and pneumonia – on our server, the only thing contagious is the laughter and fun! So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. Who needs antibiotics when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

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GreenEyedAbandonment

Sane, jaw drop, Nonbinary, facebook, shitshow

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama of real life and enter a world where eye color doesn’t matter! On our server, having green eyes won’t get you disowned by your family – in fact, it might even make you stand out in a crowd of blocky characters!

We can’t promise you won’t run into any cults or family drama, but at least you’ll have a group of friends to back you up when things get crazy. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find some long-lost siblings with purple or pink eyes – anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

So come join us and let’s build a world where eye color is just a fun fact, not a reason for family feuds. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough – or in this case, a player with emerald eyes!

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Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server

House, morning, minimal cleanup, Sleep, Organizing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we throw the most epic parties in the virtual world! Our players are all about having a good time and spreading positive vibes. We make sure to keep the party going all night long, with plenty of laughs and good times to be had.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about a boring moment again. Our players are always up for a good time and know how to keep the party going. Plus, we have the perfect amount of virtual alcohol to keep things interesting without going overboard.

And don’t worry about feeling tired – our server is so lively and exciting that you’ll never want to log off. We’ll keep you entertained and laughing all night long, so you’ll forget all about that chronic fatigue. So come join us and let’s party like there’s no tomorrow!

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Hangover Minecraft SMP

alcohol, pisses myself, sore nuts, Drunk, nuts

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even your virtual nuts can get bruised! Join us for wild nights of drinking with the broskis, where anything can happen. From accidentally peeing on yourself to begging your friends to stop on your nuts (ouch), our server is full of outrageous moments that you won’t find anywhere else. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to protect your virtual nuts at all costs!

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Tipsy Minecraft SMP Player

wild night, Beer, alcohol, cocktails, Minecraft

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our admin is drunk right now and you never know what crazy decisions they’ll make next. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant disco party complete with flashing lights and funky music.

But that’s not all – our players are a wild bunch too. We once had a player build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks, only to have it mysteriously disappear the next day. Rumor has it, it was stolen by a group of mischievous villagers who now use it as their own personal clubhouse.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s never boring and always unpredictable, then look no further. Join us and brace yourself for a rollercoaster of a time! Just make sure to keep an eye on your valuables – you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal them in the name of “pranking”.

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Tipsy Minecraft SMP Fun

smp, Lust, mistake, alcohol, Girlfriend

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to see someone accidentally build a giant statue of a potato instead of a castle.

But the real reason you should join? One time, a player had a few too many potions of invisibility and ended up accidentally hitting on their friend’s Minecraft girlfriend! It was a hilarious disaster that had everyone laughing for days.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the unexpected is the norm, come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Crafty Drug Use Minecraft Server

POL, drug legalization, drug rehabilitation, chemical substances, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of consciousness modification, from caffeine to creepers! /pol/ has deemed our server as the most based place to explore altered states of mind through the use of chemical substances.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate high of building a castle while under the influence of a pumpkin spice latte. Or maybe you prefer mining for diamonds after a few shots of tequila – the possibilities are endless!

Our players have reported seeing rare mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon riding a unicorn after a few puffs of a virtual joint. And don’t even get us started on the time someone built an entire village out of enchanted mushrooms.

So come join us on our server and get ready to have your mind blown – literally! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft and a bunch of crazy substances to experiment with? It’s a trip you won’t soon forget!

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Miracle Minecraft SMP Stars Born

Born, jocks, Piloting, clubbing, Rugby

Are you tired of being a surface level Chad in real life and secretly wishing you were at home browsing Mongolian Stopmotion Forums instead of partying? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and unleash your inner weeb while still maintaining your Chad status in the real world.

Imagine building epic structures in Minecraft by day and browsing Nhentai bookmarks by night, all while keeping up appearances as a jock in your social circle. Our server is the perfect place for you to let your nerdy side shine while still flexing those muscles at the gym.

So come join us and show the world that you can be a Chad in Minecraft and a weeb at heart. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow closet nerds to bond with over your shared love of Mongolian Stopmotion Forums. Join now and let your inner bodysnatcher take control!

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Hangover Minecraft SMP – 4 Beer Yesterday

alcohol consumption, morning after, groggy, dehydration, Recovery

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness crazy shenanigans like players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, or organizing epic potato wars where the winner gets a lifetime supply of baked potatoes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Hangover Village, where players who drank one too many potions the night before can nurse their headaches and swap hilarious stories about their adventures in the virtual world.

So come on, join us and see for yourself why our server is the most absurdly entertaining place to be in Minecraft!

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