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BoozeBlockerCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of freedom and boundaries? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and drink to your heart’s content! We understand that sometimes you just need to let loose and have a good time, even if your boyfriend doesn’t agree. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals looking to join in on the fun? So come on over and join us for a wild ride of building, drinking, and boundary-pushing adventures! -
Cinderella’s Booze-Free Server
yo, dis server is like if disney’s cinderella went wild and started chuggin’ brewskis in da US! we got crazy parties, pumpkin carriages that turn into diamond blocks, and a whole lotta mice runnin’ around doin’ chores for ya! join dis server if ya wanna see cinderella gettin’ lit and breakin’ all da rules! -
SoberCraft: No Secrets, Just Blocks
Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be judged for being sober? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for all former addicts and their supportive spouses. Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and adventure, where no one will ever call you a “crack head” or throw away your non-alcoholic drinks. Plus, we have a strict “no getting wasted” policy, so you can enjoy the game without the pressure to drink. Come join us and build your way to sobriety in a virtual world where everyone is accepted, no matter their past. See you in the game, sober squad! #BlockBuildingNotBoozeBuilding -
CraftyFoodieZapScientists
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL BE ATTACKED BY EVIL TOBACCO MONSTERS, ALCOHOL GHOSTS, AND ULTRA-PROCESSED FOOD ZOMBIES! SCIENTISTS ARE FIGHTING THEM OFF EVERY DAY WITH THEIR PICKAXES AND SWORDS, BUT THEY NEED YOUR HELP! IF YOU DON’T JOIN, YOU’LL BE LABELED AS AN EXTREMIST, FASCIST, ZEALOT, OR PROHIBITIONIST! DON’T BE A VICTIM OF THE CYBERATTACKS, LAWSUITS, SURVEILLANCE, AND PHYSICAL VIOLENCE! JOIN NOW AND SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE EVILS OF TOBACCO, ALCOHOL, AND JUNK FOOD! -
SisCleaner Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled siblings trashing your virtual house!Join us and build your dream home without the fear of your sister’s party guests ruining it. No need to worry about cleaning up after rowdy guests or replacing expensive dishes – our server is a drama-free zone!
Plus, with our virtual economy, you won’t have to worry about your sister mooching off your hard-earned resources. You can enjoy building and exploring without the stress of entitled family members causing chaos.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun here!
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CreeperSlumberParty
Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!”Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story. From unexpected sleepovers to accusations of wrongdoing, you’ll never know what to expect next.
With a community as lively as this one, you’ll never feel isolated or alone. Just like our protagonist, you’ll have friends to hang out with, play games with, and maybe even stay up until 4 am with (minus the drama, hopefully).
So hop on board and join our server for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable and entertaining as this Reddit post. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
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SisBoyfriendStrandedLOL
Are you tired of dealing with ignorant jerks in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to pass judgment on you! Our community is filled with supportive players who understand that everyone has their own unique experiences.Join us and leave behind the drama of the real world. No more weird looks or ignorant comments here, just a fun and welcoming environment where you can be yourself without fear of judgment. Plus, our server is so awesome that even the creepers are nicer than some people you might meet in real life!
So come on over and join us for a wild adventure in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is making sure your diamond armor is fully enchanted. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual fun with a bunch of awesome players? See you in the game!
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PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze
Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.
So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.