Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make your kidneys hurt from sheer boredom? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about your kidney pain! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop fun that will have you saying, “Who needs kidneys when you have this server?!” So come on, join us and let’s make some kidney-aching memories together!
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KidneyCraft: Where the only thing hurting more than your kidneys is your laughter!
addiction, alcohol, Body, consequences, discomfort, Drinking, habits, health, hurting, hydration, inflammation, kidney problems, KidneyCraft, kidneys, Laughter, Lifestyle, Medical, Moderation, Organ, Pain, renal, self-care, URINARY
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Crafty Drunkies
alcohol, Based, benzos, Blissful state, calmness, Clarity, clonazepam, comfortable, comfy, Contentment, Crafty, Drunkies, euphoria, feeling good, HIGH, intoxication, Relaxation, relaxing vibes, Room temperature, sedation, Tranquility, unwind
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the temperature is always set to a perfect 77 degrees Fahrenheit, so you can game in ultimate comfort without breaking a sweat! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll feel like you’ve taken 8 mg of clonazepam and had a few drinks – without any of the side effects. Join us for a chill gaming experience like no other, where you can build, explore, and relax in style. Trust us, it’s unreal how comfy you’ll feel on our server!
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Crafty Brews: The Tipsy Minecraft Server
alcohol, Arcade, Beer, Beverages, Brews, console, craft beer, Crafty, Entertainment, Fun, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, indie games, leisure, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, PC, Server, Single player, Technology, tipsy, video games, virtual reality
Are you tired of boring, bland Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is the Red Bull of Minecraft – it gives you wings! Literally, you can fly around like a majestic eagle and soar through the pixelated skies.But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. It’s like a rave in the Nether, except with less fire and brimstone.
And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, don’t worry because our server has a magical food dispenser that spits out bacon-wrapped diamond apples and golden carrots that make you see rainbows. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions.
So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft servers when you can join ours and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in blocky form? Come join us and let the insanity begin!
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TipsyCraft: Where Drinking and Driving is Only Allowed in Minecraft!
alcohol, Allowed, Awareness, common behavior, Community, consequences, Dangerous, Drinking, drinking and driving, Driving, DUI, education, illegal, impaired driving, law enforcement, Minecraft, Prevention, public health, RESPONSIBILITY, Risky, Safety, social norms, statistics, TipsyCraft, Transportation
Do you find yourself dodging drunk drivers on the regular in your Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no drinking and driving policy! That’s right, no more worrying about getting run over by a tipsy player in a minecart. Join us for a safer, more sober gaming experience!
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Unite your lands on a server with everything from towns to wars, economy to alcohol, and protection from griefers without being P2W!
alcohol, cross-platform, Custom Items, Donations, Economy, Grief Protection, Griefers, Lands, Lite-RP, marketplace, Minecraft, non-p2w, p2w, Protection, PvE, PvP, RPG, Server, Skills, smp, Survival, Towns, Towny Earth, unite, War, Wars
United Lands Minecraft Server Overview:
Features Description Video Trailer Watch our exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server Explore the World Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map. Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs, shaping borders as needed. Discounts available for larger groups Gameplay Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like rifles and unique food, such as mangoes, rice, croissants, and sushi Progression Choose from 7 unique jobs with skill trees for enhanced abilities. Unlock powerful components of Masterwork Armor through skill progression. Access player upgrades for increased convenience, like extra storage and additional /sethomes Thriving Economy Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep. No forced prices or admin shops Non-P2W Environment All store items are purely cosmetic, ensuring fairness and balance. Donations solely support the server without providing unfair advantages Epic Wars & Combat Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles, rewarding experiences, and the pride of victory. Fight alongside friends against towns and nations alike FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:
Q: How do I join the United Lands Minecraft server?
A: You can join by using the IP address red.unitedlands.org
Q: Where can I find the server rules?
A: Server rules can be found on our Discord server at https://discord.unitedlands.org
Q: Are there any restrictions on land claiming?
A: Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs. Discounts are available for larger groups
Q: Are there pay-to-win elements on the server?
A: United Lands is a non-P2W environment, all store items are purely cosmetic
Q: How can I participate in epic wars and combat on the server?
A: Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles, rewarding experiences, and the pride of victory. Fight alongside friends against towns and nations alike
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ClubCraft: Where Creepers Dance and Endermen Party!
alcohol, atmosphere, ClubCraft, CREEPERS, Dance, dancing, Diversity, Drunk, Electronic Music, endermen, Entertainment, Experience, Fun, Inclusivity, judgment, misconceptions, nightclub, nightlife, Party, partying, popular music, Rap Music, social norms, socializing, Stereotypes
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any drunk people playing trashy rap music (unless that’s your thing, then we can make an exception). Instead, picture this: a virtual world where you can build your own kingdom, tame dragons, and battle evil mobs with your friends.Our server is like a scene out of John Wick, but instead of cool electronic music, we have parrots singing Justin Bieber songs (they’re surprisingly good at it). And forget about boring old retards, our community is filled with hilarious pranksters and master builders who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So come join us for a wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave.
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VodkaCraft – Where the only thing we mine is bottles of vodka!
addiction, alcohol, bottles, Buying, Community, coping mechanism, craving, Decision making, Escape, Habit, impulse, ins, partying, Purchase, social pressure, socializing, Struggle, Support, temptation, Vodka, VodkaCraft
Are you tired of constantly buying bottles of vodka in Minecraft instead of finding diamonds? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and embark on a wild journey where every block you mine has a chance of turning into a bottle of vodka. But be careful, because the mobs are also drunk and ready to party! So come join us for a chaotic and hilarious adventure filled with vodka-fueled shenanigans. Who needs diamonds when you have vodka, am I right?
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FTSCraft: Where villagers make more sense than the game physics! Join us for hilarity and adventure in Germany’s quirkiest Towny server.
Adventure, alcohol, Beta, Community, Consumption, Discord, diseases, Drugs, FANTASY, FTSCraft, Game, German, German-speaking, GERMANYS, Hilarity, Items, Join, Map, Mechanics, middle ages, nutrition, PHYSICS., Plugins, quirkiest, Roleplay, RPG, sense, Server, Survival, tobacco, Towny, Trailer, villagersFTSCraft Minecraft Server
Server Type German RPG Server Focus Realistic Middle Ages and Fantasy Universe Features New mechanics and plugins such as diseases, nutrition, alcohol, drugs, tobacco New Map Open beta on May 25, 2024 FAQ:
1. What is the main focus of FTSCraft?
The server focuses on a mix of realistic Middle Ages and fantasy elements, appealing to a wide range of players.
2. What unique features does FTSCraft offer?
FTSCraft offers new mechanics and plugins like diseases, nutrition, alcohol, drugs, and tobacco to enhance gameplay.
3. When will the new map be available for players?
The new map will go into open beta on May 25, 2024, welcoming German-speaking players to join.
4. How can I stay updated on FTSCraft?
Join the Discord server, watch the trailer on YouTube, and participate in the forum discussions to stay connected with the FTSCraft community.
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Mega Epic Happy Fun Land SMP – Now with Alcohol and Lite-RP! Join for Towny Earth, War, Economy, and more! No P2W!
alcohol, Custom Items, Custom Map, custom weapons, Earth, earth smp, Economy, Epic, Fun, Happy, immersive RP, Join, Land, Land claiming, Literp, marketplace, masterwork armor, Mega, p2w, Player Battles, player nations, Player skills, Player Towns, player upgrades, player-driven economy, Roleplay, Skill Progression, smp, Towny, unique food, War, warring systemUnited Lands Minecraft Server Overview
Feature Description Video Trailer Watch our exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server. Watch here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVHVTNhSmF4 Explore the World Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs, shaping borders as needed. Discounts available for larger groups. Gameplay Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like rifles and unique food, such as mangoes, rice, croissants, and sushi! Progression Forge your path through diverse avenues. Choose from 7 unique jobs with skill trees for enhanced abilities. Unlock powerful components of Masterwork Armor through skill progression. Access player upgrades for increased convenience, like extra storage and additional /sethomes. Thriving Economy Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep. No forced prices or admin shops! Non-P2W Environment United Lands takes a stand against pay-to-win schemes. All store items are purely cosmetic, ensuring fairness and balance. Donations solely support the server without providing unfair advantages. Epic Wars & Combat Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles, rewarding experiences, and the pride of victory. Fight alongside friends against towns and nations alike. FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Q: How can I join United Lands Minecraft Server?
A: You can join us at United Lands by entering the server IP: red.unitedlands.org
Q: Is there a Discord server for United Lands?
A: Yes, you can join our Discord server at: https://discord.unitedlands.org
Q: Can I view the map of United Lands server?
A: Yes, you can view the map here: https://map.unitedlands.org
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Crafty Krauts: Walpurgis Wackiness
alcohol, bonfire, celebration, Crafty, culture, Drinking, Europe, FESTIVAL, Fire, folklore, Fun, Germanic, Krauts, night, Pagan, Party, revelry, ritual, Spring, tradition, Wackiness, Walpurgis, Walpurgis Night, witchcraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server where every night is like Walpurgis Night! Join us for some virtual bonfire shenanigans and get wasted on pixelated drinks with your fellow Germanic mothafuckas.But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to party and blow things up. Don’t worry though, he’s a friendly ghost… most of the time.
Join us for epic battles against zombie villagers who are trying to crash our party, and build your own fortress to protect yourself from the evil Endermen who are jealous of our awesome celebrations.
So grab your virtual beer stein and lederhosen, and come join us for a night of wild festivities and outrageous fun. Prost! 🍻🔥👻
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SecretSMP4Lyfe
Confidential, confidentiality, hidden, INTIMATE, Personal, privacy, Secrets, SecretSMP4Lyfe, Sensitive, Trust, undisclosed, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed details, undisclosed facts, undisclosed information., undisclosed knowledge., undisclosed mysteries, undisclosed revelations, undisclosed secrets, undisclosed truthsAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!
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Perfect10Craft
Perfect10Craft, Perfection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-image, self-mastery, self-realization
Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you crave power and glory beyond your wildest dreams? Well, look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and become the ruler of your own kingdom, where you can command an army of chickens to do your bidding and ride into battle on a majestic rainbow unicorn.But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also unlock the secret ability to fly by simply flapping your arms like a deranged chicken. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples at the bottom of a lava pit guarded by a three-headed creeper. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?
So, if you think you’re perfect enough to handle all the insanity and chaos that our server has to offer, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, only the most epic players will survive in this wild and wacky world.
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OilSpillCraft
corporate responsibility, ecological impact, environmental damage, environmental disaster, Environmental Protection, environmental regulations, global issue, illegal activity, international waters, marine life, Maritime, ocean conservation, offshore drilling, OIL INDUSTRY, oil spills, OilSpillCraft, Politico, Pollution, Russian, shadow fleet, worldYo, so like, if u wanna join this epic Minecraft server, listen up cuz this is gonna blow ur mind. So, get this, the Russian shadow fleet is like, leaving oil spills all over the world, right? But guess what? On our server, we have a secret mission to clean up all those oil spills using only diamond pickaxes and enchanted potions. It’s like a real-life superhero mission, but in Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next moves and strategize how to save the world from those sneaky Russian shadow fleet guys. So, if u wanna be a part of this epic adventure and save the world, join our server now! Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. YOLO, amirite?
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Pain Reduction System
Biological systems, gender biology, gender differences, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender studies, health, Medicine, Men, neuroscience, Pain, pain management, pain perception, Pain processing, pain reduction, pain relief, physiology, reduction, research, Science, System, Women
hey u! ya u! r u tired of playing on boring old minecraft servers where u gotta follow all the rules and be all serious and stuff? well then come join our server where we do things a little differently!we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!
not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!
so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!
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Flamepixel.net
Adventure, architecture quests, building, challenges custom, Community, competitions roleplay, Exploration, friends crafting, Lore, mining economy, Missions, Mods, plugins events, PvP, raiding creative, shops factions, Skyblock, Story, Survival, Survivalmultiplayer, Tournaments, Trading
Welcome to Flamepixel.net | Where your adventure begins
About Us: Welcome to FlamePixel.net, your ultimate destination for boundless adventure in the Minecraft universe! With an array of captivating game modes like Adventures and Islands, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Say goodbye to bland textures and hello to a visually stunning landscape that enhances every aspect of your Minecraft journey.
flamepixel.net
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TropicatedMC
1.8, combat arenas, competitive environment, Custom Enchants, DOMINANCE, Enchants, EXCITEMENT, Gear, Minecraft, Mining, op prison, Prison, PRIVATE MINES, PvP, Resources, Rewards, Server, Tools, TropicatedMC, Unique Features
TropicatedMC is a 1.8 Minecraft Prison server that offers an exciting and tropical twist to the op-prison experience. It features private mines that players can upgrade as they rank up, providing a personalized and efficient way to gather resources. The server also includes custom enchants to enhance your tools and gear, making mining and PvP more dynamic and strategic. With intense PvP battles, players can challenge each other in thrilling combat arenas for rewards and dominance. TropicatedMC combines a fun and competitive prison environment with unique features for endless excitement!
play.tropicatedmc.net:25593
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Seeking Overlord for SMP Chaos: Java 1.21.1 Whitelist
1.21.1, Active, Chaos, Contact, Custom Items, DEVELOPING, Discord, Drama, Experience, games, INFORMATION, java, Message, Moderating, new job, opportunity, Other, Overlord, part time, Players, Rewards, School, SEARCHING, seeking, smp, Survival, Tokens, WhitelistMinecraft Server Overview
Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer) Features Worldborder, tokens, custom items, drama Responsibilities Moderating players, keeping game fun and active FAQs
Question Answer Is experience required for moderating? No, experience is helpful but not necessary. It could be a chance to gain experience. Is this a paid job? No, it is not a paid job except for extra in-game rewards. Can this role be done part-time? Yes, it doesn’t have to be full-time. It can be done next to school or a day job. How can I apply or get more information? Send a message or contact on Discord: spoetnik_
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Hate the Weather Minecraft Server
climate, cold, Extreme Temperatures, hate, hate weather, hot, Minecraft, Seasons, Server, Temperature, Temperature Changes, temperature differentials, temperature fluctuations, temperature preferences, temperature ranges, variance, weather, weather annoyances, weather complaints, weather dislikes, weather extremes, weather frustrations, weather patterns, weather preferences
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the weather is always a perfect +15C! Say goodbye to those pesky extreme temperatures and hello to the ultimate climate control experience.Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without breaking a sweat or freezing your blocky butt off. No more worrying about melting in the summer or turning into a human popsicle in the winter.
Our server is like a cozy blanket for your Minecraft character, keeping you at the perfect temperature all year round. So why settle for boring old servers with wild temperature swings when you can join us and enjoy the sweet spot of +15C forever? Come on in and chill out with us!
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Jesus Loves You Minecraft SMP
BELIEF, Christian, Christian beliefs, christian faith, Christianity, divine love, Eternal Love, FAITH, forgiveness, God’s love, grace, Hope, Jesus, Jesus Christ, love, Loves.., Minecraft, Redemption, Religious, salvation, smp, spirituality, unconditional loveAre you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Jesus himself loves you and will bless your diamond mining adventures.Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly Jesus appears and starts showering you with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of Jesus in the server, he will grant you three wishes!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground cult of llamas who worship a giant potato named Spudnik. Join forces with them and unlock hidden llama powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. And remember, Jesus loves you – and so do we!
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UltraRichMinecraftSMP
affluent individuals, billionaires, class divide, elite society, extravagant behavior, extravagant lifestyles, high society, jaw-dropping moments, lavish spending, luxury living, Millionaires, money talks, opulence, privileged class, shocking encounters, social status, surprising encounters, ultra rich, UltraRichMinecraftSMP, wealth disparity, WealthyHave you ever seen a player on a Minecraft server build a mansion so big it made your render distance cry? Well, get ready to join our SMP where the ultra rich players make it rain diamonds like it’s nobody’s business.Picture this: you log on and see a player riding a diamond-encrusted llama while throwing emerald blocks at unsuspecting newcomers. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground vault filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of diamond-armored wolves. Will you be brave enough to try and steal some for yourself?
So come join us on this wild ride of luxury and insanity. Who knows, you might just become the next diamond-encrusted llama rider of the server!