Alcohol MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Basement Wine Party

Taste, Forgotten, discovery, Cellar, alcohol

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re in this crazy world where wine actually gets BETTER with age. like, forget about all those boring servers where everything’s normal, come join us where you can find ancient bottles of wine in basements and become the life of the party. who needs diamonds when you can have a glass of fine wine that’s been fermenting for centuries? trust me, you won’t regret it. come join us and let’s get this party started!

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NoDanceDryWeddingFUN

dancing, extended family, Sober, celebration, Disappointment

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a wedding with an open bar? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time that’ll make you dance like nobody’s watching (except for the creepers, they’re always watching).

Unlike dry weddings, our server is overflowing with fun and excitement. Get ready to party with your extended Minecraft family and hit the virtual dance floor like never before. Who needs alcohol when you have diamonds and emeralds to fuel your dance moves?

Don’t be like the guests at that boring dry wedding – join our server and show off your epic dance skills. Your sister may be mad at you for not dancing at her wedding, but she’ll be impressed by your moves in the pixelated world of Minecraft. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to boogie down on our server – it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

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Eight Fucking Whiskey Sours Minecraft SMP

Bartender, SOURS, recipe, bourbon, Drunk

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get handed eight fucking whiskey sours by the server admin. That’s right, we don’t mess around with boring old potions, we go straight for the hard stuff.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion where players had to defend their bases with nothing but feathers and eggs. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We’ve got creepers that explode into confetti, zombies that break out into dance routines, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, and you’re invited!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride filled with whiskey sours, chicken invasions, and rainbow-shooting skeletons. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

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TequilaTasteMinecraftSMP

agave, spicy, Taste, earthy, Smoky

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out what tequila tastes like… in Minecraft! Our server is filled with hidden tequila barrels scattered throughout the world, waiting for you to discover their magical powers. Legend has it that drinking tequila in our world will give your character superhuman strength and the ability to fly like a majestic llama. So come join us and embark on a wild tequila-fueled adventure like no other! But be warned, too much tequila may cause your character to start dancing uncontrollably or speaking in a Spanish accent. So grab your pickaxe and let’s get this party started!

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RoomieLiesOut Minecraft Server

smoking, Confrontation, lying.., wet floor, Gaslighting

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with mystery and intrigue that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of your door mysteriously swinging open on its own, only to find your roommate standing in the hallway like a shadowy figure. Will they claim they were in the bathroom, watching a video, or playing a game? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between you and your roommate as they gaslight you into thinking you’re crazy for seeing what you saw. Will they use the classic “I must have blacked out” excuse or resort to peeing in a cup to avoid confrontation? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate drama-filled Minecraft adventure that will have you kicking out roommates and questioning reality in no time!

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ChillCraft: Where Cold Coffee = Warm Beer

Warm, comparison, Similarity, Room temperature, Chillcraft

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where cold coffee and warm beer have da same temp! like, whaaat?! it’s like a whole new level of mind-blowing shiz, man.

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. u ain’t never seen anything like it, i swear.

And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party. it’s lit, fam. we got creepers breakdancing, zombies doing the moonwalk, and skeletons twerking. it’s a sight to behold, i tell ya.

So come on over and join da fun! who needs reality when u can have cold coffee and warm beer at da same temp on our server? it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

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CraftyBoozeLand

public health, intoxication, government regulation, policy making, illegal substance

lol join this epic minecraft server where u can build a house out of CHEESE and ride a llama into battle against a army of evil chickens. our server is so lit that if alcohol was discovered today, it would be made an illegal substance. come join us and experience the madness of building a roller coaster that goes to the moon and back. we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. come join us, or else the unicorns will cry and the dragons will eat all the cake. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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DrunkCraft: No Third Wheel!

Respect, wheel, Drunk, Confrontation, Boundaries

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things get wilder than a drunk friend kissing you on the neck in front of your girlfriend! Join us for a chance to experience the unexpected and outrageous moments that will leave you and your friends caught off guard.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life, where you can make new friends and create unforgettable memories. Just be sure to watch out for those who misbehave once in a while – we don’t want any unexpected kisses ruining the fun!

So come on and join us, where second chances are given and crazy adventures await. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories you’ll have to tell after a day on our server!

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CraftyDepressCraft: Linking Blocks to Mental Blocks

SUICIDE, air pollution, gambling, environmental factors, Mental

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil forces of tobacco, alcohol, and ultra-processed food! we battle against the dreaded social media monsters and take down the fossil fuel demons!

join us as we conquer climate change and defeat air pollution in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

fight alongside your fellow players as we strive to protect our mental health and vanquish the forces of depression, suicide, anxiety, and self-harm!

come join the fun and save the world in the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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Sisterless PartyCraft Server

growing up, Drugs, Server, alcohol, #partycraft

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can bring your little sister along for the ride? Look no further! Our server is perfect for siblings who want to game together in a safe and friendly environment.

Join us for epic adventures, building competitions, and more! Plus, our server is strictly PG – no alcohol, drugs, or inappropriate behavior allowed. It’s the perfect place for siblings to bond over their love of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and show your little sis the ropes in the world of gaming. Who knows, maybe she’ll even become the next Minecraft master!

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