Alcohol MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

TipsyCraft

loosened up, bar, intoxicated, hangover, Fun

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds, fight zombies, and build epic structures all while under the influence of virtual alcohol. Trust us, everything is way more fun when you’re drunk in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by completing a series of ridiculous challenges. From riding pigs off cliffs to building a giant statue of a chicken, the possibilities are endless (and totally absurd).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our legendary party cave, where the music never stops and the virtual drinks never run out. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the drunken adventures begin!

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SisterSquadDormKick

University, cigarettes, alcohol, parents, SisterSquadDormKick

Hey there! Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama of family life like this poor soul! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no curfews in sight!

Looking for a place where you can build your own dormitory without any strict rules? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to create your own world and live by your own rules – just make sure to avoid any late-night adventures that end in tears!

Join us now and leave behind the real world drama for a land of endless possibilities and no annoying siblings to deal with. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to fight off instead? Let’s build some epic memories together!

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MommaBan Minecraft Server

Server, Boundaries, work, parenting, body shaming

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Looking for a place to escape the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and be yourself. Plus, we promise not to judge your body or your baby-watching decisions like some people in real life do.

Join us now and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome, no matter what their mother-in-law thinks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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DrunkCraft SMP: Dumbest Moves!

Party, intoxicated, HIGH, DUMBEST, blackout

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with drunken shenanigans and high jinks that will have you questioning your sanity. From building giant statues of chickens to creating roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real question is, what is the stupidest thing you have done while drunk/high? Share your craziest stories with us and see if you can top the time someone accidentally blew up their entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos that ensues when you mix Minecraft with a bunch of intoxicated players.

So come on, join our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember to always play responsibly… or not, we won’t judge!

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SadBoiSquad Minecraft Server

speaking my mind, Minecraft, university accommodation, Server, sad

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing sad is how sad our players’ actions can be (not emotionally sad, just sad in general).

Join us and meet players like our friend who is moving to university accommodation and stocking up on fruity ciders and woman drinks to impress the ladies in his block. Who needs social skills when you have alcohol, right?

Our server is the perfect place for those who believe in the power of liquid courage and the art of bribery through beverages. Who needs to make friends the old-fashioned way when you can just offer them a drink?

So come on down to our server and see just how far a bottle of vod can get you in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just make some lifelong friends (or at least some tipsy acquaintances)!

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Tipsy Minecraft SMP

Cuddling, room, regretful, EMBARRASSING, mistake

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be cuddling is your diamond armor after a long day of mining! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time I accidentally built a roller coaster that launched me straight into a pit of lava.

Forget getting drunk alone in your room, join our SMP and get drunk with your virtual Minecraft buddies instead! Who knows, you might end up accidentally building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. And don’t worry, there’s no judgment here – we’ve all been a little “handsy” with our blocks after a few too many potions.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where anything can happen – just remember to watch out for creepers and keep your dad away from the couch!

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Tipsy Cop Craft

perspective, AUTHORITY, Corruption, alcohol, tipsy

so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the caves of this, like, totally rad minecraft server, right? and then out of nowhere, a bunch of drunk villagers come stumbling out of the woods, screaming about how there’s an officer problem. like, what even is an officer problem? who knows, but it sounds hilarious.

and that’s just the beginning, dude. on this server, you’ll find the craziest mobs you’ve ever seen. like, there’s a pack of chickens that have formed their own gang and they roam the land, challenging players to chicken duels. and don’t even get me started on the llamas with laser eyes. yeah, you read that right. LASER EYES LLAMAS.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that only happens on full moons? yeah, it’s a thing. trust me, you won’t want to miss it. so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. and maybe the officer problem, whatever that is.

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Backwash Minecraft SMP Vodka Bottle

bad taste, Pain, Disappointment, Vodka, negative experience

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like the time our resident creeper decided to start a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the time our mod accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for backwash-flavored vodka.

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NoDramaMIL Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, daughter-in-law, awkward moments

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jenny at a family gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of inappropriate behavior and embarrassing moments that will leave you questioning your life choices!

Our server is so crazy, it makes Jenny’s high school graduation dinner look like a tea party. From ordering drinks like there’s no tomorrow to making sarcastic speeches at retirement parties, our players know how to keep things interesting.

But don’t worry, we’ve got rules in place to keep things from getting too out of hand. Just like how Jenny’s mother-in-law had to lay down the law, our moderators are always on the lookout for any shenanigans.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as Jenny’s outfit choices, join us now! Just make sure to leave the sweatpants at home.

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TessCraft Minecraft Server

younger, Minecraft, relationships, Borrow, Server

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of reading forbidden thrillers at a young age, just like our admin did! Our server is so wild, even borrowing a couple of those books will cause chaos with your family dynamics.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all your rebellious tendencies. We understand the struggle of dealing with divorce, alcohol, and drug problems at a young age, which is why we encourage you to let loose and have fun in our virtual world.

So come on, join us and let your inner rebel out on our Minecraft server. Who knew reading thrillers could lead to such a crazy adventure?

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