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  • CraftyDUIJustice

    CraftyDUIJustice
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 8847
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Votes: 4955 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our Minecraft server where the party never ends! We have wild nights filled with drunken shenanigans, just like this crazy story where a friend tried to drive drunk but got arrested instead.

    You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re ordering Ubers for your intoxicated friends or causing scenes on the street. Who knows, maybe you’ll even have a run-in with the cops like in this epic tale.

    Join now for non-stop excitement and outrageous adventures! Just remember, always play responsibly…unlike our friend in this story.

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  • TipsyTeen Minecraft SMP

    TipsyTeen Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 332
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest party in town! Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop shenanigans.

    We have a secret underground bar where players can get drunk on virtual drinks and compete in drunken parkour challenges. The winner gets a special hangover potion that gives them super strength for the next day.

    So, if you’re ready to let loose and have the time of your virtual life, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find yourself waking up in a virtual jail cell after a wild night of partying with creepers and skeletons. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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  • SoberCrafters

    SoberCrafters
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 5237
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is sober and sensible? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest party in town! We have lava shots, creeper cocktails, and even a special potion that turns you into a dancing pig!

    Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional explosion). Build your dream castle, battle dragons with your friends, and party like it’s blocky 1999.

    So if you’re ready to let loose and have a blast, come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around. Just make sure to leave your sobriety at the door!

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  • NoDrunkUncleAllowed

    NoDrunkUncleAllowed
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 8493
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with judgmental in-laws who just can’t accept your life choices? Well, come join our Minecraft server where nobody cares if you drink grape juice or actual wine! We have a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with family members who just don’t get it.

    Join us and build your virtual world free from the judgment of others. Let out all your frustrations by creating the most epic block structures that will leave your in-laws speechless. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in the form of creeper attacks and zombie invasions?

    So leave the real world behind and escape to our server where you can be yourself without any judgment. Plus, we have a special “No In-Laws Allowed” rule, so you can game in peace without any unwanted comments about your life choices. Join now and let the crafting therapy begin!

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  • HangoverCureMC SMP

    HangoverCureMC SMP
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 9047
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Buildings Constructed: 11
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Enchantments Applied: 82
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP, where we have a secret potion that instantly cures hangovers in-game! No need to suffer through the morning after a wild virtual party when you can just hop on our server and feel refreshed and ready to mine some diamonds.

    But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with TNT, just for laughs! So if you’re looking for some chaotic fun, this is the place to be.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server? Join now and find out!

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  • Minecraft SMP: NegroniNation

    Minecraft SMP: NegroniNation
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 9076
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 45 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Potions Brewed: 200
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Star Shards Collected: 207
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally built a roller coaster that launched them straight into a pit of lava. But instead of being mad, they couldn’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. That’s the kind of energy we have here – pure, unadulterated chaos!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Negroni Bar, where players can indulge in not one, but TWO god damn fucking Negronis! Because why stop at one when you can double the fun, right? Trust us, you’ll need those drinks to cope with the insanity that unfolds on a daily basis.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the madness, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – from accidental roller coaster deaths to impromptu dance parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

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  • NoBoysAllowedCraft

    NoBoysAllowedCraft
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 8598
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 22 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of creepy boyfriends ruining your Minecraft party? Join our server where we have a strict no creep policy! Just like Sarah’s boyfriend, Jack, who couldn’t keep his hands to himself at a party, we kick out any players who make others uncomfortable.

    Imagine a virtual world where you can build and explore without the fear of someone ruining the fun with inappropriate behavior. Our server is a safe space for everyone, except for Jack of course. He’s banned for life.

    So come join us and leave the drama at the door. Build, mine, and have a blast with fellow players who respect boundaries. And remember, if you ever feel uncomfortable, just let us know and we’ll handle it faster than Jack can chug a beer!

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  • NephewNightsMC

    NephewNightsMC
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 2494
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 32 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Alien Abductions: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.

    We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.

    But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!

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  • ExWivesClub Minecraft Server

    ExWivesClub Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 498
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to witness love triangles, ex-girlfriend showdowns, and more!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your husband’s ex-girlfriend appears out of nowhere at the local bar. You all start chatting and having a good time, until she drops the bomb that she’s his favorite girlfriend. Cue the awkward silence and passive-aggressive comments.

    But wait, there’s more! After a few drinks, she sends your husband a novel-length text about how you’re insecure, petty, and basically the worst. She even brings up how he once said she was his favorite girlfriend (ouch). But fear not, because your husband shuts her down and defends your honor like a knight in shining armor.

    So, why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find this level of drama and entertainment? Build your own virtual love triangle, navigate through ex-girlfriend encounters, and prove that you’re the favorite player on the server. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now for a wild ride!

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  • AssGrabCraft: Sis’ BF Edition

    AssGrabCraft: Sis’ BF Edition
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 3132
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 102
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Towns Built: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of two estranged siblings reuniting after years apart.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the virtual world when suddenly, your long-lost sister appears out of nowhere! But wait, there’s a plot twist – her boyfriend is hitting on you in the game, just like in real life. Will you confront him in the virtual realm or keep quiet like in the real world?

    With our server, you’ll never know what crazy drama will unfold next. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, all while building epic structures and battling mobs with your newfound virtual family. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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  • CompostCraft: Land Saver Edition

    CompostCraft: Land Saver Edition
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 3820
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Ores Mined: 8124
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Enchantments Applied: 75
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re burying is your enthusiasm? Well, look no further because on our server, we take recycling to a whole new level! Instead of wasting precious land space with cemeteries, we compost bodies to create the most fertile soil for growing crops and building epic structures. Join us and become the ultimate eco-warrior of the Minecraft world! Plus, rumor has it that the composted bodies give off special powers to those who dare to use them… But shh, that’s our little secret 😉 So come on, join our server and let’s turn death into the ultimate life hack!

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  • CraftyVenezFraudProof

    CraftyVenezFraudProof
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 293
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 471 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    u know wat u need in ur life? u need to join dis minecraft server, cuz let me tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity. we got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens doin’ backflips, and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide. u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else, i tell ya.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that can one-shot a dragon, and even a pet ender dragon that farts rainbows. yep, u heard me right, a dragon that farts rainbows.

    oh, and did i mention our staff team? they’re like superheroes, but cooler. they’ll help u with anything u need, whether it’s building a giant statue of ur cat or fighting off a horde of zombie villagers. they’re da real MVPs, lemme tell ya.

    so what are u waitin’ for? come join dis server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those llama-pig hybrids, they can be a real handful.

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  • KidCraft: Double Healing Powers

    KidCraft: Double Healing Powers
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 1350
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Zombie Dances: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

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    join our epic minecraft server where kids have SUPER POWERS and heal TWICE as fast as adults!! imagine being able to bounce back from a creeper explosion like it’s nothing, while the grown-ups are still crying over their lost diamonds.

    not only that, but our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. build a coop, feed it some seeds, and watch as the riches pour out. who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

    if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava-filled caves and zombie-infested mineshafts. hold on tight and try not to scream too loud, the zombies don’t like noise.

    so come join us on our server where kids rule, diamonds fall from the sky, and roller coasters are the only way to travel. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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  • XYLARS

    XYLARS
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 9962
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 28 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Xylar! Dive into the ultimate Minecraft adventure with Xylar, the server that has it all! Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a casual builder, Xylar offers something for everyone: – Survival – Craft, build, and survive in our expansive world. – PvP – Test your combat skills and dominate the battlefield. – Parkour – Challenge yourself with our thrilling parkour courses. – Lifesteal Gamemode – Experience the adrenaline rush of lifesteal mechanics and see if you can outlast your rivals. – Rewards and Ranks – Earn rewards as you play and rank up to unlock exclusive perks and features. Join us today and become part of the Xylar community! Join now!

    xylar.altairmc.fun

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  • The Glitched SMP

    The Glitched SMP
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 6871
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Ever wanted a server with some cool features without 500+ players at once? Join the Glitched SMP! With the map of earth, and seasons with different effects, to claiming land, or renting out stands to buy and sell items, we have it all! Not your thing? Try out our PVP with one of our features similar to lifesteal!

    theglitchedsmp.feathermc.gg

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  • ⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️ No Rules, Just Chaos for 5 Years! 1.21 Update, No Reset Map

    ⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️ No Rules, Just Chaos for 5 Years! 1.21 Update, No Reset Map
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 8037
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Runes Activated: 7

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    Server Information

    Server IP StraightUp.Minecraft.Best
    Location Dallas, USA

    Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

    About Straight Up:

    Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.

    [🧨] PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protect.

    [💻] Stable server performance.

    [🌎] No world resets. Ever. Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have.

    [🍪] Minor quality of life changes to empower greater player freedom. Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.

    [‼️] Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to put vanilla players on a fair footing and maintain server performance.

    [🚫] No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or econo-shit plugins that ruin the vanilla experience. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft. The way Minecraft was meant to be played.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Are there land claims on this server? No, land claims are not permitted on Straight Up.
    Can I use /tpa or /home commands? No, those commands are not available on this server. It is pure survival gameplay.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? Yes, PvP is permitted on Straight Up.
    Are there any world resets? No, there are no world resets on this server. The world remains constant.

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  • ToiletCraft Minecraft Server

    ToiletCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 6539
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 37
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a total mindfuck in the best way possible!

    Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is like, “What the fuck is going on here?”

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of killer bunnies while wearing a tutu made of obsidian? It’s a total clusterfuck of fun and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – CreeperCraft Chronicles

    Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – CreeperCraft Chronicles
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 5966
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Zombie Dances: 7
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Towns Built: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 49 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise it’s all in good fun).

    Patch Notes: We’ve added flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground disco party. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this update.

    In-game Events: Get ready for savage raids releasing tomorrow! It’s going to be a battle like no other, so make sure you bring your A-game (and maybe a few snacks).

    Meetups: Join us for the XIVG Mahjong Open Tournament at the Materia Gold Saucer. Rumor has it, the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find the legendary Notch’s secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world. See you there!

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  • HouseFlipper Minecraft Server

    HouseFlipper Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 6294
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from controlling in-laws and build your dream house without anyone telling you what color your tiles should be!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can unleash your creativity without any $5,000 approval limits. Build a castle made entirely of pink wool, create a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, or even construct a giant statue of a cat to symbolize your freedom from unwanted opinions.

    Don’t let your FIL’s “asshole gene” ruin your Minecraft experience – join our server and build to your heart’s content without any interference. Who needs a real house when you can have a virtual one where you make all the decisions? Let’s craft away the drama and have a blast together!

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  • WeddingDramaCraft

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    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

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