alcohol use Minecraft Servers

Alcohol Use

  • Booze Block Retirement Fun

    Booze Block Retirement Fun

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we cure depression in retirees with virtual blocks! build your way to happiness and leave those sad feelings behind! our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders that will make you forget all about your retirement blues.

    we have a special potion in the game that will make you feel like a young whippersnapper again, no need for heavy drinking here! our friendly community will support you through this transition and help you adjust to this new chapter in your life.

    so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s build a better, happier retirement together! who knew minecraft could be the key to a fulfilling retirement?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Alcohol Risk Minecraft Server

    Alcohol Risk Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE DRINKING ALCOHOL BUT WITHOUT THE CANCER! JOIN US AND YOU WON’T GET 7 TYPES OF CANCER, ONLY 6! WE GOT DIAMONDS AS RARE AS A UNICORN RIDING A PIG! FIGHT DRAGONS AND BUILD CASTLES WITH YOUR BARE HANDS! ALSO, OUR SHEEP CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN DO BALLET! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS WILD RIDE, JOIN NOW!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DaddyIssuesCraft

    DaddyIssuesCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like, scientifically proven dat if u have an insecure attachment to ur dad, u gonna have mad mental health probs and drink like a fish. But on dis server, we got u covered! Our virtual dads will give u all da love and support u need, so u can build epic creations and slay dem creepers without a care in da world. Plus, we throw da wildest virtual parties with unlimited virtual booze, so u can drown ur sorrows in style. Come join us and let ur virtual daddy issues disappear in a puff of pixelated smoke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TipsyCraft: Over 60s Edition

    TipsyCraft: Over 60s Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not just mine blocks all day? well, dis server is da place to be, my dude. u wanna know why? cuz we got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join, like, ever.

    so get dis, right? on dis server, if u drink even a little bit, u gonna die! like, what?! even if u just sip on some water, u gonna keel over and respawn in da afterlife. it’s wild, man. but don’t worry, if u drink a lot, u gonna die even faster. so, like, drink at your own risk, bro.

    and get dis, if u old and got health problems, u gonna die even faster than the rest of us. like, if u over 60 and frail as heck, u might as well just dig your own grave in da game. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and zombies and stuff.

    so, like, come join dis server if u wanna have a blast and see how long u can survive without a drop of water touching your lips. it’s gonna be a party, my dude. a party to die for. literally.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCreeperPub

    CraftyCreeperPub

    New Minecraft Servers

    so u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like the holy grail of blocky adventures. why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story.

    once upon a time, there was a creeper who wanted to be a unicorn. so he joined this server and BAM, he was a sparkly unicorn with explosive powers. everyone was like, “woah, that’s one cool creeper!” and they all lived happily ever after, blowing up stuff and spreading rainbows everywhere.

    but wait, there’s more! on this server, pigs can fly and chickens can do the cha-cha. u can ride a llama into battle or build a castle made entirely of cake. the possibilities are endless, my friend.

    oh, and did i mention that every time u mine a diamond, a kitten gets its wings? true story. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make some magic happen in this wacky world of wonder!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TipsyTeenHippocampus

    TipsyTeenHippocampus

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    So, like, there was this dude who joined our server and he was like, “Yo, I wanna build a giant hippocampus in Minecraft!” And we were all like, “Dude, that’s so random, but go for it!” And guess what? His hippocampus was so lit, it actually altered the structure of our whole server! It was like, whoa, mind blown!

    And get this, peeps! If you join our server, your hippocampus will grow bigger and bigger every time you take a sip of virtual alcohol! It’s like, science and stuff, bro! And don’t worry about cannabis, it won’t do anything to your hippocampus. So drink up and watch your memory and emotional regulation skills skyrocket!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s get our hippocampi on! It’s gonna be a wild ride, yo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TransCraftLiverCirrhosis

    TransCraftLiverCirrhosis

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, there was a llama who could do the floss dance better than anyone in the land. he would entertain all the players on our server with his sick moves and bring joy to everyone’s hearts. but one day, a group of evil creepers tried to steal his dance moves and take over the server. it was up to the players to band together, defeat the creepers, and save the llama’s dance moves. and they did, because they were brave and had the power of friendship on their side. so if you want to be a part of epic adventures like this, come join our server now! plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AvoidingPornCraft

    AvoidingPornCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build houses out of diamonds and ride pigs into battle! We got a secret underground city filled with treasure and a giant lava pit for epic parkour challenges. Plus, we have a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best jokes!

    Forget about talking about boring stuff like chores or alcohol, come chat with us about our epic adventures in the Nether and our battles with the Ender Dragon. We even have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – it’s wild!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most epic Minecraft community ever. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get on Bob’s bad side, that is. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? Let’s get crafting, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SoberCraft: The Ultimate Hangover-Free Zone

    SoberCraft: The Ultimate Hangover-Free Zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    u ever been so drunk u woke up in a chicken coop? well, our server is the place for u! we got so many crazy stories of players waking up in random places after a wild night of mining and crafting. but hey, we also understand the importance of taking a break from the brewskis. that’s why we have alcohol-free days on our server! come join us and see if u can resist the temptation to crack open a cold one while building ur dream castle. who knows, u might even uncover the secret to preventing negative consequences associated w/alcohol. plus, we have a special surprise for anyone who can go a whole week without touching a drop of that sweet, sweet potion. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EnzymeCraft: Liver Edition

    EnzymeCraft: Liver Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server, where we have more crazy fun than a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster! our server is so lit, it will make your liver do a happy dance like it just won the lottery. forget about boring old servers, ours is like a party in a creeper’s cave.

    we have so much fat loot and epic adventures waiting for you, you’ll be like a pig in a mud bath. and don’t worry about that dysfunctional enzyme, our server will cure all your minecraft woes faster than you can say “diamonds are a creeper’s best friend.”

    join us now and experience the thrill of nonalcoholic fatty liver disease like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your minecraft life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP