LOLZ come join dis minecraft server where we got all da booze cuz B.C. be pullin’ it from dem government stores! We got da wildest parties and da craziest red-state liquor ban! Join us for a drink and a good time, cuz dis server be lit AF! Don’t miss out on all da fun and chaos, come join us now! 🍻🎉 #MinecraftMadness #BoozeBanBonanza
RedStateLiquorBan Minecraft Server
CraftyCrafters
so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. we got dragons riding pigs, and llamas wearing top hats. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.if you join this server, you’ll be able to ride a giant chicken into battle against evil bunnies. yeah, you heard me right. evil bunnies. they’re like the mafia of the Minecraft world, and only you can stop them.
also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s lit. literally. there are torches everywhere.
oh, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. it’s said to grant wishes to whoever holds it. but be careful, because the potato has a mind of its own.
so, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.
NovaCraft Server: No US Booze Allowed!
hey u! ya u! r u tired of playin on lame minecraft servers with no fun? well do i have the server for u! come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground bar in nova scotia!that’s right, we have our own liquor corporation in minecraft! we’ll be takin out all the u.s. alcohol from the store shelves cuz we only drink the finest minecraft brews! come join us for a wild time and get drunk on virtual drinks while buildin epic castles and fightin off creepers!
why join our server, u ask? well, where else can u find a minecraft server with a secret underground bar run by a liquor corporation in nova scotia? plus, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers! come join us for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!