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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 5489 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 | New Chunks Explored: | 702695 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
so, like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not just mine blocks all day? well, dis server is da place to be, my dude. u wanna know why? cuz we got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join, like, ever.
so get dis, right? on dis server, if u drink even a little bit, u gonna die! like, what?! even if u just sip on some water, u gonna keel over and respawn in da afterlife. it’s wild, man. but don’t worry, if u drink a lot, u gonna die even faster. so, like, drink at your own risk, bro.
and get dis, if u old and got health problems, u gonna die even faster than the rest of us. like, if u over 60 and frail as heck, u might as well just dig your own grave in da game. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and zombies and stuff.
so, like, come join dis server if u wanna have a blast and see how long u can survive without a drop of water touching your lips. it’s gonna be a party, my dude. a party to die for. literally.
