Alcohol Intolerance MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NoAlcoholNoProblem Minecraft SMP

designated driver, health reasons, mental health, recovery journey, abstainer

Yo, listen up fam! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Bro, let me tell you, this server is lit AF! We got diamond blocks raining from the sky, creepers that give out free hugs, and villagers that do the dab every time you trade with them.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes and we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who tells the spookiest bedtime stories?

So, why do you not drink alcohol? Because you should be spending all your time on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be drinking is potions of epicness! Join us now and prepare for the most wild and wacky adventure of your life!

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Crafty 21 Minecraft Server

alcohol experiences, alcohol preferences, tequila, turned 21, alcohol aversion

Are you tired of being judged for your “feminine” or “gay” drink choices? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate ALL kinds of drinks! From rainbow-colored potions to sparkly cocktails, we’ve got it all! Join us and sip on some virtual drinks while building the most fabulous pixel art you’ve ever seen. Who says you can’t enjoy a fruity drink while slaying dragons? Embrace your unique taste in alcohol and let your creativity flow on our server. Plus, we have a secret underground bar where you can challenge other players to a drinking contest – loser has to build a giant pink unicorn statue! So come on over and let’s get this party started!

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MonaKraft – Kardashian of Minecraft

Cultural significance, Leonardo da Vinci, historical figure, kardashian, cultural icon

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the mona lisa is actually a secret portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking llamas.

we got diamond armor that makes you invincible and creepers that explode into rainbows instead of blowing up your stuff.

plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find the hidden golden chicken in the enchanted forest.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

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BioTrypto MegaNet: UV Superrad

Superradiance, Tryptophan, BioTrypto, Spectroscopy, Excited State Dynamics

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the tryptophan is off the charts, like seriously bro, you ain’t never seen tryptophan like this before. our biological architectures are lit af, like straight up glowing with ultraviolet superradiance.

we got mega-networks that will blow your mind, like seriously, you’ll be like “woah, this is some next level stuff right here.” join us and experience the craziest adventures, like battling mutant zombies made of tryptophan or building a castle out of glowing blocks.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get this party started, because on this server, anything is possible. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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ProstituteCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, unconventional love, honesty in love, honesty is key, normie woman

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like dating a literal prostitute – wild, unpredictable, and always keeping you on your toes!

Join us for a unique gaming experience where you never know what’s around the corner. From explosive pranks to unexpected alliances, our server is full of surprises that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So why settle for a normie server when you can join us and embrace the chaos? Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with the thrill of the unknown. Join now and let the adventure begin!

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iLikeU Minecraft Server

like you love affection feelings attraction admiration fondness infatuation crush emotions caring adoration sentiment endearment devotion passion romance sweetheart soulmate, Minecraft, iLikeU, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the creepers are actually friendly and love to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still)! Our server is home to a rare breed of pigs that can fly and will take you on magical adventures through the skies. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw the wildest parties every night and you’re invited! So why join our server? Because we like you, and we promise you’ll never have a dull moment here!

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FontCraft: Comic Sans Edition

imagination, design, Style, Communication, Reflection

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your pixelated eyes on!

Join us if your thoughts had a font, they would be Comic Sans on steroids! That’s right, we’re all about embracing the quirky, the wacky, and the downright ridiculous here.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are cracking up at our jokes. We’ve got pigs doing stand-up comedy, zombies breakdancing, and skeletons… well, they’re still pretty creepy, but at least they’re wearing top hats now.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Rumor has it he can mine diamonds with his mind.

So if you’re ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, come join us! Just be prepared to laugh until your inventory is full of golden apples.

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CraftyRevolt: IsraeliEdition

Israelis, Political, civil disobedience, anti-government protest, Government

LOL, U KNOW WHAT ELSE THOUSANDS OF PPL TURN OUT FOR? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ IT’S LIT AF! COME JOIN US AND ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA, LIKE THESE ISRAELIS WHO PROBS JUST NEED TO BUILD A BLOCK HOUSE AND RELAX.

WE GOT PIG RACES, WHERE U CAN BET UR DIAMONDS AND WIN BIG! PLUS, OUR SPAWN POINT IS A GIANT CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. YEAH, U HEARD THAT RIGHT.

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U DIG STRAIGHT DOWN AT COORDINATES 420, 69, U’LL FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR FILLED WITH DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED LLAMAS.

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND LET’S MINE AND CRAFT TOGETHER, AWAY FROM ALL THE POLITICAL DRAMA!

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BlockyBanterCraft

Boundaries, self worth, Respect, Understanding, attitude

join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! why join? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that turned out to be a portal to a magical land where all the blocks were made of candy! they lived happily ever after, munching on sugary goodness and building castles out of marshmallows.

but wait, there’s more! on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, tame dragons as pets, and even challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off. yes, you heard that right. the ender dragon has some sick moves, trust me.

so come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest, most wonderful minecraft community you’ll ever find. remember, no matter how good you are, people will still treat you the way they want to. and here, they want to treat you like a legend.

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SerotoninCraft: Fertile Minds & Glitchy Finds

neurons, brain function, reproductive hormones, neuroscience, reproductive health

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE SEROTONIN FOR YOUR GAMING FERTILITY! JOIN US AND YOUR BRAIN NEURONS WILL BE BUZZING WITH EXCITEMENT! WE SENSE YOUR DESIRE FOR EPIC ADVENTURES AND RELEASE REPRODUCTIVE HORMONES OF FUN! COME ON, DON’T BE A GLUCOSE LEVEL, JOIN US NOW FOR A MIND-BLOWING EXPERIENCE!

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