Alcohol Industry MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyCrafters

international relations, contracts, Canadian provinces, alcohol imports, American liquor

so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. we got dragons riding pigs, and llamas wearing top hats. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.

if you join this server, you’ll be able to ride a giant chicken into battle against evil bunnies. yeah, you heard me right. evil bunnies. they’re like the mafia of the Minecraft world, and only you can stop them.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s lit. literally. there are torches everywhere.

oh, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. it’s said to grant wishes to whoever holds it. but be careful, because the potato has a mind of its own.

so, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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CraftyKinew’s Booze Ban

American liquor, provincial economy, public health, alcohol industry, local businesses

lol imagine a world where wab kinew is the ruler of a minecraft server and he’s like “NO AMERICAN LIQUOR ALLOWED HERE, FOLKS!” join our server to experience the chaos of wab kinew cracking down on all the booze smugglers trying to sneak in their precious american liquor. will you help him enforce the ban or will you be a rebel and start your own moonshine operation? the choice is yours on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen! come join us for a drink… just make sure it’s not american 😉

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TipsyCraft: Trump Tariff Trouble

market disruption, Trouble, tariff, global economy, Tariffs

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got alcohols producers bracing for sales bans in Canada like whaaat? if u wanna escape the tariffs and have a wild time, this is the place to be! we got crazy parties, insane builds, and u might even see a drunk polar bear wandering around. join now before the tariffs hit and we all have to start drinking maple syrup instead of beer. #wildtimes #drunkpolarbears #minecraftmadness

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CraftyBoozeLand

societal norms, health risks, alcohol industry, intoxication, alcohol

lol join this epic minecraft server where u can build a house out of CHEESE and ride a llama into battle against a army of evil chickens. our server is so lit that if alcohol was discovered today, it would be made an illegal substance. come join us and experience the madness of building a roller coaster that goes to the moon and back. we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. come join us, or else the unicorns will cry and the dragons will eat all the cake. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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CraftyCreeperPub

alcohol industry marketing, alcohol consumption study, health effects of alcohol, alcohol use, alcohol industry

so u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like the holy grail of blocky adventures. why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a creeper who wanted to be a unicorn. so he joined this server and BAM, he was a sparkly unicorn with explosive powers. everyone was like, “woah, that’s one cool creeper!” and they all lived happily ever after, blowing up stuff and spreading rainbows everywhere.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, pigs can fly and chickens can do the cha-cha. u can ride a llama into battle or build a castle made entirely of cake. the possibilities are endless, my friend.

oh, and did i mention that every time u mine a diamond, a kitten gets its wings? true story. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make some magic happen in this wacky world of wonder!

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JunkCraft: Sneaky Snacks & Booze

health risks, Advertising (Industry), booze, advertising tactics, consumer protection

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic it’s like finding a diamond block in a cave full of creepers? well, this server is the place to be! we got so many crazy things happening, it’s like herobrine himself is playing tricks on us!

we got secret junk food marketing tactics hidden all over the server. you never know when you’ll stumble upon a hidden McDonald’s or a sneaky Coca-Cola vending machine. it’s like a treasure hunt, but with fries and soda!

the unhealthy food and alcohol industries are teaming up with the advertising industry to make sure you never run out of snacks while playing. they’re like the evil mobs trying to take over the server, but don’t worry, we’ll fight them off with our enchanted swords and golden apples!

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. trust us, you won’t regret it. plus, who doesn’t want to fight off evil food and drink companies while building epic castles and mining for diamonds? it’s a win-win situation, my friends. come join the madness!

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Llama Land Adventure

trolling behavior, online trolling, trolling online, trolling trends, Land

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

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6YearOldGrief

misunderstanding, Communication, Support, BETRAYAL, Hospital

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

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BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

Vulnerability, foreplay, Exploration, empowerment, Pleasure

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

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BadBlockz_Server

negative self-talk, emotional well being, Cognitive Distortions, mindfulness, coping strategies

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

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