alcohol heavy family Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

WeddingCraft: No Open Bar, No Problem!

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8240
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Villages Defended:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your uncle after a few too many drinks at a wedding reception? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed experience like no other.

Instead of an open bar, we offer a unique drink ticket system just like the one at your cousin’s wedding. You’ll get two drink tickets per of age guest, and they’re non-transferable – just like that awkward moment when your cousin tried to give their ticket to the kid’s table.

But wait, there’s more! Drinks must be ordered from your seat at your assigned table, just like how you had to awkwardly flag down the waiter at the reception. And remember, drinks are to be enjoyed at your assigned table – no wandering around with your drink like a lost wedding crasher!

So come join our server and experience the drama and chaos of a wedding reception without the awkward family interactions. You’ll be called a “Minecraft-zilla” in no time!

Blocky Nofap Hub: PvP, Bedwars, Survival – Join Now for Epic Memes and Minecraft Strategies!

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Are you tired of constantly battling the urge to jerk off while on nofap? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a distraction so epic, you’ll forget all about your urges! Our virtual world is so immersive and engaging, you’ll be too busy digging for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember what a boner feels like. Plus, we have a secret potion that temporarily suppresses all feelings of horniness, so you can focus on building the best dang pixelated castle you’ve ever seen. Say goodbye to those pesky urges and hello to endless hours of blocky fun! Join now and start your journey to a month of no jerking off…well, at least in the game.

CraftyCanucks24 – pixel-punching adventures with a side of maple syrup! 🍁 #gamergoals #minecraftmadness

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7989	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Join our Minecraft server where the average Canadian family in 2024 is just a bunch of loonies! We’ve got igloos that double as disco clubs, moose races every Sunday, and maple syrup fountains for all your sweet tooth needs. You’ll never be bored with our daily poutine-eating contests and polar bear rodeos. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and experience the true essence of Canada in the future!

ClockWaifu’sJugsMCserver/vt/

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Buildings Constructed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even ogle at cute clock wives’ tits in peace? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your clock wife fantasies! Join us for epic adventures, outrageous shenanigans, and of course, plenty of clock wife tit-staring opportunities. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and get your fill of pixelated perversion!

Blocky Bae’s Bizarre Adventures: Why Did Steve’s Ex Blow Up His Creeper Farm?! #MinecraftDrama

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Buildings Constructed:	31	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Not to mention, our server has a secret hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks made of pure cheese. And don’t even get us started on the village of villagers who worship a golden chicken as their deity. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on this server. Join now and witness the wackiest Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Because on our server, anything can happen – even pigs doing backflips while playing the violin! So what are you waiting for? Join us today and be a part of the madness!

IranToStoneCraft: Where TNT is the new nuclear bomb and creepers are the diplomats! Join now & build your own peace treaty!

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Buildings Constructed:	40
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing crazy happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us and experience the thrill of attacking Iran directly, invading Gaza, and slaughtering our enemies since October 8th. And don’t worry, if Iran ever decides to attack Israel, we’ll utterly destroy them without America even having to lift a finger.

But let’s be real, Iran is full of total pussies who won’t dare to mess with us. So come on, join our server for some epic battles and outrageous adventures that you won’t find anywhere else!

PixelFantasyPVP – Non-stop battles in a blocky world! #minecraftserver #pvp #blockyfun

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where giant flying creepers rule the sky and diamonds rain from the heavens. Join our server and experience the madness for yourself!

But that’s not all, our server also hosts epic tournaments where players battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Forget about fighting zombies and skeletons, here you’ll be facing off against legendary warrior cats and dragons!

And let’s not forget about our upcoming DLC, introducing the one and only Beatrix – a fierce warrior with a pet dragon that shoots laser beams! Can your pickaxe handle that level of awesomeness? Join now and find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and immerse yourself in a world filled with chaos, laughter, and a whole lot of diamond armor. Don’t miss out on the fun!

AnonCraft: Creeper Banter, Diamond Drama, LOLs & Lava – “Anon, you did WHAT?” 😂🔥 #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5880
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally fly on a pig while shooting fireballs at your enemies! Yes, you heard that right. And that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest, most elusive mob called the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that whoever tames the Rainbow Llama will have unlimited diamonds for the rest of their Minecraft days. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your epic pig-flying, fireball-shooting skills! Just be prepared to answer the question, “Anon, you did WHAT?” after your first day on the server.

LootyCraft: Spirit Circle Edition – PVP, Survival, and Epic Boss Fights! Join Now!

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Buildings Constructed:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! We’ve got flying llamas, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant squid as your trusty steed? On our server, anything is possible! We even have a special quest where you have to defeat a dragon with nothing but a carrot and a stick. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds.

And if you’re still not convinced, just know that our server has a secret society of penguins who are actually conspiracy theorists in disguise. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into with them!

So come join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t be a square, be a cube!

Minecraft Twink Town: Where Players Say What They Really Mean!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7888
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that lack excitement and flair? Well, look no further because our server is here to cater to all your wildest fantasies!

Join us if you appreciate tomboys and want to spread the love for women who look like twinks! Our community is dedicated to Total Tomboy Appreciation, so if you’re a fan of women who rock that edgy, boyish style, this is the place for you!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground tomboy society where we plan epic pranks and pull off outrageous stunts. Rumor has it that our leader is a tomboy ninja who can build entire cities in minutes with her bare hands!

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where tomboys reign supreme and anything is possible! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with the tomboy lifestyle and never want to leave!

CraftyAF 195900627 || LMAO Server || Anonymous Approved || Trendy Minecraft Fun || LOLZ Galore || 110% Epic Gaming Experience

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Animals Bred:	141
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Look no further! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the craziest dimensions of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Join us and experience epic battles with mutant chickens, go on treasure hunts for diamonds guarded by ninja pandas, or even challenge the mighty Cactus Queen to a dance-off (spoiler alert: she’s got some killer dance moves).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to have secret portals to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpet and zombies throw dance parties to Thriller. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and see for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because here, anything can happen (and probably will)!