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Alcohol Effects

  • Crafted Chaos or Not Crafted

    Crafted Chaos or Not Crafted

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the MOST UNFORGETTABLE Minecraft Server, or Risk Being Forgotten Forever!

    Are you tired of the mundane existence that is your life? Do you wake up each day, questioning whether the sun is real or merely a glowing potato in the sky? Well, guess what! This server is the perfect realm of chaos where all your wildest dreams can be smashed into reality! Here, galaxies collide, cookies taste like betrayal, and every block you mine tells you secrets—but only if you have the right kind of cheese in your inventory. Come! Embrace the absurdity!

    Feature Description
    Gravity-less Zones Experience the thrill of floating into the void! Warning: You may come back cooler or as a potato.
    Invisible Blocks Feel the freedom of walking through walls! Or are they really walls? Please consult the oracle inside the furnace.
    Randomly Growing Villagers Watch as villagers sprout from the ground like daisies but beware: they may also be sentient! What’s a villager with a vendetta?
    Endless Hunger Games Play until you literally become the food! You are what you eat, and you’re about to become a steak!
    Dimension Shift Sundays Every Sunday, the world could become a giant marshmallow or a black hole. Who says reality can’t change on a whim?

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What version is the server? A: The version you think it is, unless you thought it isn’t. But what do you really know?

    Q: Can I join with friends? A: Friends are a social construct! Join alone, join with an army of invisible potatoes, or not at all. Nothing is real!

    Q: How do I earn currency? A: Currency exists in the spaces between thoughts. Really, what do you have to barter with? Your sanity?

    Random Quotes From Our Delighted Players:

      • “to get shitfaced or not to get shitfaced”
      • “I tried to chase reality but it kept slipping through my fingers like sand in a tornado!”
      • This server is a figment of my delusions, but I can’t stop mining the chaos!”

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  • Tipsy Love Quests

    Tipsy Love Quests

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where consent is always clear as day, no alcohol involved here! our players are experts in reading signals and knowing when it’s a yes or a no. no more awkward encounters or misunderstandings, just pure fun and building together! plus, our players are so skilled, they can even build a castle out of drunk blocks! so come on over and join the party, where consent is always respected and the only thing getting skewed is our sense of direction in the game!

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  • Crafted Spirits Land 1.21.2

    Crafted Spirits Land 1.21.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the wildest ride of your life! We have so much alcohol in-game that you’ll be stumbling around like a drunken zombie! But hey, at least your social skills will be top-notch, right? Who needs focus and coordination when you can be the life of the party in our server? So come on, join us and experience the bizarre world where alcohol makes you a Minecraft master!

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  • TipsyCraft

    TipsyCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server and let your inner drunk out to play!

    We have a special potion in our server that will turn your character into a hilarious drunk version of themselves. Are you a mean drunk who likes to grief other players’ builds? Or maybe you’re a horny drunk who flirts with every villager you come across. Or perhaps you’re a sleepy drunk who just passes out in random places.

    Join us for a wild and wacky time as you navigate through our server in a drunken stupor. Just be careful not to fall off any cliffs or get into too much trouble, because in our server, anything can happen when you’re under the influence of our special potion.

    So come join us and let loose on our crazy Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of drunk you’ll be!

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  • Elixir Influence 1.21.4

    Elixir Influence 1.21.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Imagine a place where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are (maybe even crazier, who knows?).

    But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a potion that turns you into a chicken or a command that spawns a herd of zombie llamas.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for the most bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird!

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  • Placenta Pub Crawl Server

    Placenta Pub Crawl Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? what if i told you there’s this totally crazy minecraft server where the placenta of mice is like, all messed up from rapid alcohol exposure in early pregnancy? like, the genes are all changing and the DNA is like, flipping switches and stuff. it’s like a wild party in the placenta, man.

    if you wanna see some real epigenetic shenanigans and witness gene expression going haywire, you gotta join this server. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before in minecraft. plus, the mice are super chill and love to build epic structures out of cheese blocks.

    so come on, join the madness and experience the wildest genetic ride of your life. who knew a placenta could be so entertaining?

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  • HippoBingeCraft

    HippoBingeCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT ENERGY DRINKS AND ALCOHOL FOR EVERYONE! OUR RATS IN THE HIPPOCAMPUS REGION OF THE BRAIN LOVE IT! THEY DRINK LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW AND BUILD THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT CREATIONS EVER! COME JOIN THE PARTY AND SEE WHAT INSANE SHENANIGANS OUR RATS ARE UP TO! WHO NEEDS NEURAL FUNCTIONING ANYWAY? LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC BLOCKY MASTERPIECES TOGETHER!

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  • TipsyCraft: Tipsy Adventures in Pixel Land

    TipsyCraft: Tipsy Adventures in Pixel Land

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Do you wanna join a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further than our server, where Chronic Alcohol Exposure Alters the Levels and Assembly of the Actin Cytoskeleton and Microtubules in the Adult Mouse Hippocampus!

    Why join, you ask? Because on our server, you’ll be transported to a world where the actin cytoskeleton and microtubules are the rulers of the land. Imagine fighting off mobs with your trusty actin sword and riding around on a microtubule steed. It’s a wild ride, my friends.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Drunk Mouse Gang, a group of mice who have had a bit too much to drink and now roam the land causing chaos. Will you join forces with them or fight against their drunken antics? The choice is yours.

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that alcohol and science could create such a wacky and wonderful world in Minecraft? Join now and let the adventure begin!

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  • AutoPilotCraft

    AutoPilotCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where cars drive themselves and humans are just along for the ride! forget about boring old manual driving, let the cars take the wheel and show you a wild time!

    we’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers! you never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next!

    rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. can you find it and join in on the fun?

    if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. but be careful, because the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft world you’ve ever seen. who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

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  • BarkTech: Canine Communication Decode

    BarkTech: Canine Communication Decode

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, imagine u join this minecraft server, rite? and u can, like, talk to dogs in the game! using some crazy AI stuff, we can, like, decode dog vocalizations and understand what they’re barkin’ about.

    u can have full-on convos with ur minecraft doggy pals, and they can tell u where the best loot is or warn u about creepers sneakin’ up on u. it’s, like, a whole new level of communication in the game!

    plus, imagine the fun of hearing a dog bark out “diamonds over here!” or “watch out for that lava, dude!” it’s, like, havin’ a furry little sidekick in the game. so come join us on this wild minecraft server and start chattin’ it up with the doggos!

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