come join our minecraft server where consent is always clear as day, no alcohol involved here! our players are experts in reading signals and knowing when it’s a yes or a no. no more awkward encounters or misunderstandings, just pure fun and building together! plus, our players are so skilled, they can even build a castle out of drunk blocks! so come on over and join the party, where consent is always respected and the only thing getting skewed is our sense of direction in the game!
Tipsy Love Quests
TipsyCraft
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server and let your inner drunk out to play!We have a special potion in our server that will turn your character into a hilarious drunk version of themselves. Are you a mean drunk who likes to grief other players’ builds? Or maybe you’re a horny drunk who flirts with every villager you come across. Or perhaps you’re a sleepy drunk who just passes out in random places.
Join us for a wild and wacky time as you navigate through our server in a drunken stupor. Just be careful not to fall off any cliffs or get into too much trouble, because in our server, anything can happen when you’re under the influence of our special potion.
So come join us and let loose on our crazy Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of drunk you’ll be!
Placenta Pub Crawl Server
so, like, imagine this, right? what if i told you there’s this totally crazy minecraft server where the placenta of mice is like, all messed up from rapid alcohol exposure in early pregnancy? like, the genes are all changing and the DNA is like, flipping switches and stuff. it’s like a wild party in the placenta, man.if you wanna see some real epigenetic shenanigans and witness gene expression going haywire, you gotta join this server. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before in minecraft. plus, the mice are super chill and love to build epic structures out of cheese blocks.
so come on, join the madness and experience the wildest genetic ride of your life. who knew a placenta could be so entertaining?
HippoBingeCraft
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT ENERGY DRINKS AND ALCOHOL FOR EVERYONE! OUR RATS IN THE HIPPOCAMPUS REGION OF THE BRAIN LOVE IT! THEY DRINK LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW AND BUILD THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT CREATIONS EVER! COME JOIN THE PARTY AND SEE WHAT INSANE SHENANIGANS OUR RATS ARE UP TO! WHO NEEDS NEURAL FUNCTIONING ANYWAY? LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC BLOCKY MASTERPIECES TOGETHER!TipsyCraft: Tipsy Adventures in Pixel Land
Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Do you wanna join a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further than our server, where Chronic Alcohol Exposure Alters the Levels and Assembly of the Actin Cytoskeleton and Microtubules in the Adult Mouse Hippocampus!Why join, you ask? Because on our server, you’ll be transported to a world where the actin cytoskeleton and microtubules are the rulers of the land. Imagine fighting off mobs with your trusty actin sword and riding around on a microtubule steed. It’s a wild ride, my friends.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Drunk Mouse Gang, a group of mice who have had a bit too much to drink and now roam the land causing chaos. Will you join forces with them or fight against their drunken antics? The choice is yours.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that alcohol and science could create such a wacky and wonderful world in Minecraft? Join now and let the adventure begin!