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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 6912 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2192 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9150 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
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