Alcohol Consumption MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

FarmersGoneWildMC

University of Georgia, FarmersGoneWildMC, Support, resilience, Rural

Yo yo yo, listen up Minecrafters! Do you wanna join the most lit server out there? Well, let me tell you about this cray cray server that will blow your mind!

So get this, our server is so epic that even farmers are joining in on the fun! According to a study, one in five U.S. farmers are ditching their tractors and joining our server to binge drink and relieve stress. That’s right, forget about planting crops, come plant some blocks with us instead!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is all about promoting resilience and reducing the stigma of seeking mental healthcare. So not only will you have a blast building and exploring, but you’ll also be taking care of your mental health at the same time. It’s a win-win situation, my dudes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get this party started! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get drunk on creativity together, fam!

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CravingCraft: Drink Responsibly

alcohol consumption, responsibly, cravings, study, national broadcasts

so, like, u ever watchin’ sports on tv and then u see an ad for ur fave drink and suddenly u just gotta have it? well, that’s cuz research shows that exposure to alcohol ads during sports broadcasts makes u crave a drink like crazy, especially if u already drink a lot.

but, like, on our minecraft server, we got no alcohol ads, just epic builds and crazy adventures! join us and u won’t even think about drinkin’, u’ll be too busy fightin’ zombies and buildin’ the coolest castles ever!

so, like, forget about those pesky ads makin’ u wanna drink, come join our server and have the time of ur life! who needs alcohol when u got minecraft, right? let’s get blocky, baby!

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CraftyCreeperPub

lifestyle choices, health risks, disease prevention, alcohol consumption, observational study

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is like the holy grail of minecraft servers, like fr. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can speak french, and creepers that do the cha cha slide. not to mention, our diamond mines are filled with so much bling bling, u gonna need sunglasses just to look at it.

but wait, there’s more! our players are like superheroes, they can build a castle in 5 minutes flat and defeat the ender dragon with their eyes closed. plus, our community is so lit, u gonna make friends for life (or at least until they steal ur diamonds).

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we have every saturday night? it’s like coachella, but with more zombies. so what are u waiting for? join this server now and get ready for the ride of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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HippoBingeCraft

alcohol, adolescence, Rats, neural impairment, binge drinking

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT ENERGY DRINKS AND ALCOHOL FOR EVERYONE! OUR RATS IN THE HIPPOCAMPUS REGION OF THE BRAIN LOVE IT! THEY DRINK LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW AND BUILD THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT CREATIONS EVER! COME JOIN THE PARTY AND SEE WHAT INSANE SHENANIGANS OUR RATS ARE UP TO! WHO NEEDS NEURAL FUNCTIONING ANYWAY? LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC BLOCKY MASTERPIECES TOGETHER!

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SoberCraft: The Ultimate Hangover-Free Zone

HangoverFree, alcohol free lifestyle, SoberCraft, young adult drinkers, alcohol research

u ever been so drunk u woke up in a chicken coop? well, our server is the place for u! we got so many crazy stories of players waking up in random places after a wild night of mining and crafting. but hey, we also understand the importance of taking a break from the brewskis. that’s why we have alcohol-free days on our server! come join us and see if u can resist the temptation to crack open a cold one while building ur dream castle. who knows, u might even uncover the secret to preventing negative consequences associated w/alcohol. plus, we have a special surprise for anyone who can go a whole week without touching a drop of that sweet, sweet potion. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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TipsyPixels Server

Accuracy, Advanced technology, traffic safety, facial features, intoxicated

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most advanced technology that can detect if you’re a drunk driver just by looking at your face! we classify three levels of alcohol consumption – sober, slightly intoxicated, and heavily intoxicated – with a whopping 75% accuracy rate. join now and see if you can fool our high-tech cameras with your best poker face! who knew minecraft could save lives and prevent drunk driving, amirite? come be a part of something revolutionary and ridiculous at the same time. let’s get drunk on fun and games, not alcohol!

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GeoDrinkCraftEU2020

Beverages, study, Europe, research, drinking patterns

come join our minecraft server, where we drink in stable, beverage-specific clusters like wine, beer, spirit, binge drinking, abstinence, and combo! it’s like a european party up in here, but with blocks and creepers!

we have crazy geography that determines where you can find the best drinks and the wildest parties. build your own bar and serve up some virtual drinks to your friends while exploring the land and battling mobs.

who needs a study to tell you where the party’s at when you can just join our server and experience it for yourself? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this virtual party started!

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TipsyTeensCraft

TipsyTeensCraft, teenage behavior, Parenting styles, alcohol education, teenage alcoholism

so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, dude. we let teens drink all the time, no rules, man. it’s, like, a party 24/7. we even have, like, a secret underground bar where you can get wasted with your virtual pals.

join us for a wild time, where the only limit is your imagination. get ready to get turnt up and build some epic creations while sipping on some virtual brews.

come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

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DrunkCraft: Handle with Care

Etiquette, Party, Behavior, DrunkCraft, peer pressure

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about that again! Our virtual parties are so lit that players are too busy mining diamonds and building epic structures to even think about getting drunk. Plus, we have a team of virtual bouncers who will kick out any player who tries to bring alcohol into the game. So come join us and say goodbye to hangovers and hello to endless fun!

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UnderageCraft Minecraft Server

European teens, alcohol, underage alcohol consumption, young age drinking, European drinking habits

Looking for a Minecraft server where the players have the most epic drinking stories? Look no further! Join us and meet players who started chugging pints at 13, sipping beer at 11, and even drinking alcohol at the ripe old age of 12! Our community is full of wild and crazy stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us for a drink (virtually, of course) and let the good times roll! Cheers to the most outrageous Minecraft server around!

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