Alcohol Consumption Minecraft Servers (Page 5)

TipsyCraft: Over 60s Edition
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so, like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not just mine blocks all day? well, dis server is da place to be, my dude. u wanna know why? cuz we got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join, like, ever.
so get dis, right? on dis server, if u drink even a little bit, u gonna die! like, what?! even if u just sip on some water, u gonna keel over and respawn in da afterlife. it’s wild, man. but don’t worry, if u drink a lot, u gonna die even faster. so, like, drink at your own risk, bro.
and get dis, if u old and got health problems, u gonna die even faster than the rest of us. like, if u over 60 and frail as heck, u might as well just dig your own grave in da game. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and zombies and stuff.
so, like, come join dis server if u wanna have a blast and see how long u can survive without a drop of water touching your lips. it’s gonna be a party, my dude. a party to die for. literally.

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CraftyUnderageFun
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yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. we also got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs.
if u join our server, u might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’ll challenge u to a dance-off for the loot.
plus, our server has a portal to a parallel universe where all the mobs are friendly and give u hugs instead of attacking u. it’s like a hug party 24/7.
so come join us on this wild ride and experience the craziest minecraft adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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TipsyTeen Minecraft SMP
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest party in town! Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop shenanigans.
We have a secret underground bar where players can get drunk on virtual drinks and compete in drunken parkour challenges. The winner gets a special hangover potion that gives them super strength for the next day.
So, if you’re ready to let loose and have the time of your virtual life, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find yourself waking up in a virtual jail cell after a wild night of partying with creepers and skeletons. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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SobrietySass Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no judgment for your virtual drinking habits! Unlike some boyfriends and their ultra-strict Nigerian parents, we believe in letting you enjoy a nice bottle of virtual wine whenever you please.
Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships where your choices are questioned and your character is doubted. On our server, you can drink as much virtual wine as you want without anyone telling you to cut back.
And if you ever feel like joining a sobriety program just to prove a point, we support you all the way! Because here, we believe in having fun and enjoying yourself without anyone making you feel bad about it.
So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the place to be for a good time and a good laugh. Who needs Ibiza when you have a virtual world to explore? Join us now and let the fun begin!

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NephewNightsMC
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.
We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.
But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!

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DrunkCraft Meds
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So, like, you know how some people think alcohol can like, cure everything? Well, imagine if that guy was like, playing Minecraft and was like, “Yo, this server is the cure for all your boring Minecraft servers!” Like, he must have been so wasted to come up with that idea, right? But hey, maybe he was onto something because this server is like, the ultimate remedy for all your Minecraft woes.
Join this server and experience the healing powers of building the most epic structures with your friends. Like, seriously, you’ll feel like a Minecraft god after spending some time on this server. And if you’re feeling a bit down, don’t worry, because the community on this server is like, a big ol’ bottle of happy pills. Everyone is super chill and always down for a good laugh.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret potion hidden somewhere on the server that gives you superhuman Minecraft skills. Like, you’ll be able to mine diamonds with your eyes closed and build a castle in seconds. So, if you want to level up your Minecraft game and have a ton of fun in the process, join this server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, alcohol may not be the answer to all your problems, but this Minecraft server just might be.

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LiquorRx – Docs vs Cashiers!
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so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server, and suddenly, BAM, you’re surrounded by a bunch of crazy villagers who are all experts at diagnosing alcoholism. forget going to the doctor, these guys know their stuff. they’ll be like “hey, buddy, you’ve been mining too many diamonds and not enough water, you might have a problem.” it’s like therapy and gaming all in one, man. plus, the villagers throw the wildest parties in their little huts, you won’t want to miss out on that. join now and let the villagers help you on your journey to recovery (or not, who knows, they’re pretty drunk most of the time).

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TipsyCraft Minecraft Server
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come join our epic minecraft server where the WHO is actually the World Hilarious Organization and they want you to drink more alcohol so they can tax you more and fund their crazy parties! we have the wildest parties in all of minecraft land, with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine wants to join in on the fun. so grab a drink, raise your glass, and come party with us on the most insane minecraft server in the world!

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CraftyCreeperPub
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Are you tired of adulting and need a break from the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is how many virtual diamonds you can mine in a day.
Our server is specifically designed for the 30+ crowd because let’s face it, we all need a little extra fun in our lives. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bunch of seasoned players who know how to build the most epic structures while sipping on a virtual cocktail?
So grab your pickaxe and your favorite beverage (real or virtual, we won’t judge) and join us for some hilarious shenanigans and unforgettable adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CousinCopsMinecraftServer
Conflict ResolutionDecision makingJail timelandscaping businessRESPONSIBILITY
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a weekend party at a waterfront cottage? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy fun and outrageous adventures!
Our server is so lit, even your cousin who only drinks 2 beers in 6-8 hours will be acting more erratic than a creeper on a sugar rush! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he doesn’t drive off in his virtual truck and get pulled over by the Minecraft cops.
With our insane stories and wild gameplay, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget all about your family drama. So come join us and let loose in a world where anything can happen – just make sure to watch out for those virtual DUIs!

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