Alcohol Consumption MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Hangover Minecraft SMP – 4 Beer Yesterday

Nausea, binge drinking, hangover, headache, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness crazy shenanigans like players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, or organizing epic potato wars where the winner gets a lifetime supply of baked potatoes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Hangover Village, where players who drank one too many potions the night before can nurse their headaches and swap hilarious stories about their adventures in the virtual world.

So come on, join us and see for yourself why our server is the most absurdly entertaining place to be in Minecraft!

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DoubleDineDrama

social pressure, family relationships, birthday celebration, financial fairness, meal etiquette

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner on Nan’s birthday? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, shouting matches, and eye-avoiding glares!

Just like the family in this story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when someone will yell at you for not “mucking in like everybody else” or accuse you of being a tight arse for not paying double what you actually owe.

But don’t worry, we promise you won’t have to split the bill “down the middle” like this dysfunctional family. Instead, you can just pay for what you’ve consumed and maybe chip in for Nan’s meal (she eats for free, of course).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience that’s as unpredictable as a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up rolling your eyes at yourself for being difficult/different/a tight arse, etc. 😉

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Minecraft IQ Booze Club

high school, social factors, iq, participants, booze

so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz, like, smart people drink more so, like, if you wanna be smart, you gotta drink, right? our server is full of geniuses who love to party and build cool stuff. we even have a secret underground bar where only the smartest players can hang out. so if you wanna be a booze-loving brainiac, join us now!

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Crafty Booze Busters

alcohol consumption, Crafty, healthcare services, booze, alcohol

Yo yo yo! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Lemme tell ya, dis server is like no other! We got pigs flyin’ in the sky, creepers dancin’ to dubstep, and villagers sellin’ you enchanted diamond armor for just a few emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s been approved by the Minecraft Gods themselves. They said, “This server is da bomb, yo!” And you know what? They were right!

Forget them other servers with their boring rules and regulations. On our server, you can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of TNT, and even tame a dragon as your pet!

So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s like a black hole of fun, sucking you in and never letting go!

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Placenta Pub Crawl Server

molecular changes, alcohol effects, Server, CRAWL, gene regulation

so, like, imagine this, right? what if i told you there’s this totally crazy minecraft server where the placenta of mice is like, all messed up from rapid alcohol exposure in early pregnancy? like, the genes are all changing and the DNA is like, flipping switches and stuff. it’s like a wild party in the placenta, man.

if you wanna see some real epigenetic shenanigans and witness gene expression going haywire, you gotta join this server. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before in minecraft. plus, the mice are super chill and love to build epic structures out of cheese blocks.

so come on, join the madness and experience the wildest genetic ride of your life. who knew a placenta could be so entertaining?

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Mom’s Taxi Service: No Vomit Guarantee

dangerous situations, oktoberfest, designated driver, adult behavior, service

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the party never stops! Just like driving a bunch of drunk adults home from Oktoberfest, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a night of chaos and mayhem, just like trying to wrangle a group of tipsy friends into a car. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe someone will randomly decide to walk to the next pub in the middle of the night!

But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get home safely – just like calling a taxi for your drunken friends. And if things get out of hand, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with drunkards in real life on our server!

So come join us for a wild ride, where the only thing crazier than trying to drive a group of drunk adults home is the adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

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Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

booze, Conception, brain defects, parental health, genetics

lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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CraftyBooze Minecraft Server

CraftyBooze, alcohol consumption, Football Fans, parent’s concerns, #breastfeeding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re drunk on is the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us for a wild time filled with virtual adventures and pixelated fun.

Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!

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BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

Party, Witnessing, Guilt, lol, Communication

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

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Backwash Minecraft SMP Vodka Bottle

smp, Disappointment, negative experience, regretful, world hurts

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like the time our resident creeper decided to start a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the time our mod accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for backwash-flavored vodka.

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