PubCraft: Taxed & Tipsy

alcohol, alcohol affordability, alcohol consumption, alcohol pricing, alcohol regulation, Community, community bonding, community development, drinking culture, excessive drinking, government policy, healthier lifestyle, PubCraft, public health, Public Safety, pubs, responsible drinking, Social Impact, social setting, Tax, taxed, tipsy, underage drinking

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magic Items Found:	8934	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Farms Harvested:	917	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis lit Minecraft server where we tax alcohol like crazy but pubs sell it cheap! It’s like a wild party every day, but also super safe cuz everyone’s gettin’ their drink on together. Plus, we foster a healthier drinking culture, so you won’t wake up with a hangover every morning. Come join the madness and let’s get drunk together in the virtual world! 🍻🎉 #CheersToThat #MinecraftPartyTime

Dry July Server

alcohol abstinence, alcohol alternatives, alcohol consumption, alcohol detox, alcohol free, alcohol-free living, alcohol-reduction, drinking less, DRY, dry january, Dry July, health challenge, healthy habits, july, lifestyle change, mental clarity, Moderation, New Year’s resolutions, Non-alcoholic drinks, physical health, self-control, Server, sober living

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	850
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not only dat, but we got diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that tell knock knock jokes.

if u join dis server, u might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than herobrine himself. and if u’re lucky, u might even find the legendary golden carrot that grants u three wishes (but only if one of those wishes is for more carrots).

so forget about dry july, cuz dis server is where all the cool kids hang out. join now and let the madness begin!

ArgenCraft vs RusBlock

alcohol consumption, alcohol policy, alcohol testing, ArgenCraft, argentina, breathalyzer test, diplomatic clash, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic incident, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic relations, diplomatic tensions, Dispute Resolution, foreign affairs, government protocol, international diplomacy, international relations, legal consequences, legal implications, political tensions, RusBlock, russia

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	10	Gods Slained:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly, BOOM, a breathalyzer test appears out of nowhere. And guess what? It leads to a full-on diplomatic clash between Argentina and Russia! Like, how crazy is that?

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, and even have a pet llama that spits fireballs at creepers. Plus, every time you log on, a random celebrity will join the server and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you imagine Beyonce doing the floss dance in Minecraft? Because it totally happens here.

Oh, and did I mention that the server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of underwater basket weaving? Yeah, they’re the ones who keep everything running smoothly and make sure that the server is always full of surprises.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a sugar rush, then you definitely need to join us. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

WifeWars Minecraft Server

alcohol consumption, Boundaries, christmas, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, family dynamics, Family Events, in-laws, judgment, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Opinions, peer pressure, relationships, Server, social gatherings, Support, Trust, validation, Wedding Rings, WifeWars

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing like a potion gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, rich in-laws, and missing wedding rings.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your step sister and her husband show up in town. They invite you out for a drink, but little do you know, things are about to get crazy.

As the night goes on, secrets are spilled faster than a creeper explosion. Your brother-in-law, fueled by beer and entitlement, starts questioning your marriage based on missing rings. But fear not, for you have the power of Amazon rubber rings on your side!

Stand up for your wife and show that trust is more important than flashy jewelry. And who knows, maybe you’ll even start a family feud that will make your Christmas party the talk of the server.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where alliances are tested, diamonds are mined, and drama is served hotter than a bowl of lava soup. This is one Minecraft server you won’t want to miss!

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Hangover Minecraft SMP – 4 Beer Yesterday

alcohol, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, Beer, binge drinking, dehydration, Drinking, excessive drinking, groggy, hangover, headache, hydration, Minecraft, morning after, Nausea, Party, partying consequences, Recovery, regret, self-care, smp, tipsy, Yesterday

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3668
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness crazy shenanigans like players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, or organizing epic potato wars where the winner gets a lifetime supply of baked potatoes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Hangover Village, where players who drank one too many potions the night before can nurse their headaches and swap hilarious stories about their adventures in the virtual world.

So come on, join us and see for yourself why our server is the most absurdly entertaining place to be in Minecraft!

DoubleDineDrama

alcohol consumption, bill splitting, birthday celebration, DoubleDineDrama, fair share, family dynamics, family event, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, financial fairness, fixed price menu, individual contributions, meal arrangements, meal bill, meal choices, meal etiquette, meal expenses, personal budget, social pressure

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner on Nan’s birthday? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, shouting matches, and eye-avoiding glares!

Just like the family in this story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when someone will yell at you for not “mucking in like everybody else” or accuse you of being a tight arse for not paying double what you actually owe.

But don’t worry, we promise you won’t have to split the bill “down the middle” like this dysfunctional family. Instead, you can just pay for what you’ve consumed and maybe chip in for Nan’s meal (she eats for free, of course).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience that’s as unpredictable as a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up rolling your eyes at yourself for being difficult/different/a tight arse, etc. 😉

Minecraft IQ Booze Club

abstaining, alcohol consumption, Behavior, booze, club, cognitive abilities, cognitive development., correlation, educational attainment, heavy drinkers, high school, intelligence, iq, long-term effects, mental health, Minecraft, moderate drinkers, participants, Predictive.., research, social factors, study, substance abuse

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Gods Slained:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz, like, smart people drink more so, like, if you wanna be smart, you gotta drink, right? our server is full of geniuses who love to party and build cool stuff. we even have a secret underground bar where only the smartest players can hang out. so if you wanna be a booze-loving brainiac, join us now!

Crafty Booze Busters

alcohol, alcohol awareness, alcohol consumption, alcohol-reduction, alcohol-related cancer, apps, booze, Busters, cancer risk, Crafty, dark apps, funding, government approval, health education, health risks, healthcare recommendations, healthcare services, Industry Influence, Industry-funded, Misinformation, misinformation in apps, National governments

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2178	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Yo yo yo! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Lemme tell ya, dis server is like no other! We got pigs flyin’ in the sky, creepers dancin’ to dubstep, and villagers sellin’ you enchanted diamond armor for just a few emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s been approved by the Minecraft Gods themselves. They said, “This server is da bomb, yo!” And you know what? They were right!

Forget them other servers with their boring rules and regulations. On our server, you can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of TNT, and even tame a dragon as your pet!

So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s like a black hole of fun, sucking you in and never letting go!

Placenta Pub Crawl Server

alcohol consumption, alcohol effects, alcohol impact, alcohol research, CRAWL, developmental biology, DNA methylation, early pregnancy, epigenetic marker, Fetal development, gene expression, gene regulation, genetic alterations, maternal health, Mice, molecular changes, placenta, pregnancy risks, prenatal exposure, pub, Rapid alcohol exposure, Server, switch mechanism

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8166
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Dragon Scales Harvested:	352
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? what if i told you there’s this totally crazy minecraft server where the placenta of mice is like, all messed up from rapid alcohol exposure in early pregnancy? like, the genes are all changing and the DNA is like, flipping switches and stuff. it’s like a wild party in the placenta, man.

if you wanna see some real epigenetic shenanigans and witness gene expression going haywire, you gotta join this server. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before in minecraft. plus, the mice are super chill and love to build epic structures out of cheese blocks.

so come on, join the madness and experience the wildest genetic ride of your life. who knew a placenta could be so entertaining?

CraftyCreeper8Billion

$8 billion, arms sale, arms transfer, biden, Congress, CraftyCreeper8Billion, Defense, defense budget, defense industry, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military support, Notification, political news, SECURITY, united states, weapons deal, weapons procurement

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8767
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6674	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we sell $8 billion arms to israel!! we got diamond swords for days and creepers that explode like fireworks! build your own white house and declare yourself president of the server! watch out for the zombie pigmen, they’re secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of chickens! join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Chimp Genes vs Human Brains

brain development, Brains, chimp, chimpanzees, comparative biology, comparative genomics, Evolution, evolutionary genetics, gene expression, gene regulation, Genes, Genetic differences, genetic diversity, genetic similarities, Genetic specialization, genome, Human, human brain, human evolution, neurobiology, Primate genetics, specialization, Upregulated genes

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4640
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	7797	Farms Harvested:	181
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	264
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Votes:	6095
Players Killed by Monsters:	1128	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
New Chunks Explored:	526097	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

yo, u ever wonder why humans r so much smarter than chimps? well, it’s cuz we got more upregulated genes, bro. and u know what else has more upregulated genes? our minecraft server! join us and level up ur brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. who needs a chimp when u can have a diamond sword? come join the evolution of gaming on our server and see why humans truly are the superior species.

AussieSMP

AussieSMP, ban evasion, Chunks, Community, Contraptions, Creative Server, Economy, Entities, Golden Shovel, Griefing, Land claiming, latency, Network, new zealand, Npc, Redstone, rules, smp, teleports, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Divine Spears Created:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord Invite Link	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord
Apply Here	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now

AussieSMP

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports and player trading.

Features:

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft.
Main focus is on Vanilla mechanics with minimal modifications.
Decently sized shopping area for player trading.
Teleport commands for easy navigation.
Land claiming system for protecting builds.
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.
Part of a growing network with a creative server.
External resources such as livestreams, Discord, and a wiki.

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Use common sense

If you’re looking for a friendly Minecraft server with a welcoming community, AussieSMP is the place for you.

FAQ

How can I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply using the link provided above. The server is whitelisted, so you will need to fill out an application form.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, there are rules listed above that you must adhere to while playing on the server. Failure to follow these rules may result in your removal from the community.

Is the server purely vanilla or are there additional features?

The server is mostly vanilla with some quality of life features such as teleport commands, player trading, and a land claiming system. It aims to maintain the essence of Vanilla Minecraft while enhancing the gameplay experience.

What can I expect from the community on AussieSMP?

The community on AussieSMP is friendly and welcoming to new players. There is a strong emphasis on teamwork, trading, and building a vibrant in-game economy. Players are encouraged to collaborate and explore the server together.

Is there a Discord server for AussieSMP?

Yes, there is a Discord server for AussieSMP where players can chat, find out about future plans for the server, and participate in community events. The Discord invite link is provided above.

Chrono Portal 1.21

1970s, 1974, 4chan, Archive, archives, Boston archives, Boston library, Boston Phoenix, Chrono, confirmation, Creative, discovery, historical, humor, investigation, newspaper ad, Portal, prank, reference, shits and giggles, time travel, time traveler

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a trip through time and space, where 4chan references exist in 1974 newspaper ads!

Experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets from the past while building epic structures in a virtual world.

Who needs a Boston library when you can explore history while crafting and mining with your friends?

Don’t miss out on this mind-bending adventure – join now and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about reality!

ChildSupportCraft

absentee parent, adhd, autism, child services, child support, ChildSupportCraft, court agreement, custody, Divorce, Emotional support, enforcement, family dynamics, financial burden, financial responsibility, legal action, neglect, odd, parental responsibilities, scoliosis, single mother, special needs

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a soap opera!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies while navigating through the insane stories of our players. From single moms taking on deadbeat dads to exes moving across the country to avoid child support, our server is filled with drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

HypeGoneMinecraft SMP

anticipation, Buzz, disappeared, Disappointment, fad, Failed, fizzle out, flash in the pan, Flop, Forgotten, gone, hype, HypeGoneMinecraft, next big thing, obsolete, once popular, overhyped, short lived, smp, trend, Trendsetter, VANISHED

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

OMG guys, have you heard about this super epic Minecraft SMP server that was supposed to be the next big thing but then just vanished into thin air like my ex-girlfriend’s sanity? It was like the holy grail of SMPs, with diamond-encrusted pigs flying around and villagers doing the cha-cha slide all day long. But then one day, POOF! It was gone faster than my willpower to resist eating a whole cake in one sitting.

But fear not, my fellow blockheads, because I have found a new server that is even more lit than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. This server has unicorns as mounts, dragons as pets, and a secret underground lair where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, the owner is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into stacks of diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism).

So come join us on this wild ride of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, blame it on the lag. #YOLOminecraft #blockparty #whatisrealityanyway

CraftyRejectCraft

avoiding embarrassment, communication skills, CraftyRejectCraft, dating tips, declining a proposal, declining gracefully, emotional intelligence, handling rejection, polite decline, refusing a proposal, refusing without embarrassment, rejecting a proposal, rejection without hurting feelings, relationship advice, respectful rejection, saying no politely, saying no to a proposal, sensitive communication, social etiquette, tactful refusal, turning down a proposal

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Zombie Dances:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Star Shards Collected:	174	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of awkwardly turning down marriage proposals in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where we have a special “Reject Proposal” button that explodes fireworks and sends a message in the chat saying “It’s not you, it’s me… and the creeper that just blew up behind you.” Guaranteed to make rejecting proposals a blast! Join now for a chance to break hearts and blow up creepers in style!

Luminescent Nano Toggle Server

advancement, Breakthrough, Dark, data storage, discovery, efficiency, information processing, innovation, Light, Luminescent, luminescent nanocrystals, materials science, Memory, Nano, next generation, optical computing, photonics, quantum computing, research, Server, SPEED, Technology, toggle, toggled

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5881
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Crops Grown:	8966	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9583
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got luminescent nanocrystals dat can like, change from light to dark in a snap! it’s like magic but in minecraft, yo. imagine building a whole castle dat can switch colors with just a flick of a switch! you’ll be the envy of all da other players, trust me. plus, we got epic mini-games where you can race against time to collect as many luminescent nanocrystals as possible. it’s a wild ride, i tell ya. so come on over and be part of dis optical computing and memory revolution in minecraft!

CreeperCraftRU – Minecraft Server. Minecraft server

ADMIN, CreeperCraftRU, Donations, Minecraft, Mini Games, Modes, PvP, Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2617
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Ores Mined:	7436
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

If you were waiting for a server with PVP, Donations, Modes, Mini-games and admin, this server is just for you! We check and change our server every day!

VanillaEvolved

Advancements, bedrock, chat reports, crossplay, Discord, Hacks, in-game rank, Ip:, java, Noreset, permanent maps, planetminecraft, pmc, Resets, rules, Seasonal, smp, Stats, VanillaEvolved, Website

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6088
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

VanillaEvolved Minecraft Server

IP Address	us.vanillaevolved.net
Discord	Join our Discord
Planet Minecraft	View on PMC

Looking for players on our seasonal or noreset maps!

Seasonal will reset every 6 months and as the name implies, Noreset never resets. When you first join you will be on seasonal but you can change servers with /server seasonal or noreset

Check out our website for a in depth guide: VanillaEvolved Website

Why Choose VanillaEvolved?

We offer the vanilla Minecraft experience with not many unnecessary things added
Java/bedrock cross-play
Cool in game stats viewable on a website
Semi-anarchy
Friendly community
Get a unique in game rank for completing every advancement
You can do whatever you want as long as no rules are broken

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the IP address us.vanillaevolved.net in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

A: As long as you do not break any rules, you are free to do whatever you want on the server.

Q: Can I switch between seasonal and noreset maps?

A: Yes, you can switch between these maps using the command /server seasonal or /server noreset.

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CreeperCraftRU – Minecraft Server. Minecraft server

VanillaEvolved

VanillaEvolved Minecraft Server

Why Choose VanillaEvolved?

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

Q: Can I switch between seasonal and noreset maps?