u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz we got more red wine den white wine in our virtual taverns. we got a meta-analysis study dat proves red wine is da healthiest choice in dis blocky world. forget bout dem carcinogens, we got u covered with dat good good red wine. join us for a drink and some blocky adventures. ain’t no server like dis one, we got da best wine and da craziest stories to tell. come on in and let’s get drunk on pixels together!
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Wine Not White
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Home Brewed Teens
so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be, man. we got like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you. but the best part is, you can totally drink alcohol while playing! like, whoa, right?studies show that letting teens drink at home can make them drink more as young adults, but on this server, it’s like, encouraged! we believe in living life to the fullest, even if that means getting a little tipsy while fighting off creepers and building insane castles.
join us for a wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination and how much alcohol you can handle. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started! 🍻🎉
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SisTripGoneWrongCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of these four sisters.Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while navigating through sibling rivalry and unexpected guests. Will you be the peacemaker, or will you stir up even more chaos?
Embark on this epic journey with us and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and come out on top. Who knows, you might even encounter a messy drunk player who needs someone to look after them!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate test of family dynamics in the world of Minecraft. Remember, it’s not just about building, it’s about surviving the madness!
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PunchCraft: No Hangover Guaranteed!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Sandy after a few too many sips of punch? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time that will leave you stumbling around like Sandy at the office party.We don’t just serve regular punch, oh no. Our punch is so potent, it’ll make you question reality. Just like Sandy thought she was drunk off our non-alcoholic punch, you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
Join us for a party that will leave you feeling like you’ve fallen off your chair (metaphorically, of course). And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even receive an angry text from a coworker accusing you of spiking the punch. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft. And Sandy, if you’re reading this, we’ve got a special non-alcoholic punch waiting just for you. Cheers!
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DrinkCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of independence and self-sufficiency! Just like how you prefer to buy your own drinks at the bar, we encourage our players to forge their own paths and not rely on others for handouts.Join us and experience the thrill of fending for yourself in a world full of blocky adventures. No need to feel indebted to anyone for helping you out – here, you’re the master of your own destiny!
Forget about rounds of drinks – on our server, you can craft your own potions and brews to your heart’s content. And if someone tries to force a round on you, just build a wall and make them pay for it!
So come on, join us and show the world that you don’t need anyone to buy you a drink – you’ve got this! Who needs rounds when you can have a whole blocky world at your fingertips?
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Wegovy’s Booze Busters
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re like a superhero but in block form. you can build whatever your heart desires and fight off creepers like a boss. but get this, on this server, there’s a secret potion that makes you build faster than the speed of light and gives you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.but wait, there’s more! this server has this crazy feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings in your honor. and if you find a rare emerald, a magical rainbow appears in the sky. it’s like living in a fairytale, but with more explosions and lava pits.
oh, and did i mention that on this server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil skeletons with a sword made of pure cheese? yeah, it’s pretty wild. plus, there’s a dance party every friday night at the pixelated disco club. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that.
so, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures of your life. who needs reality when you can have all this craziness in minecraft land?
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CraftyKinew’s Booze Ban
lol imagine a world where wab kinew is the ruler of a minecraft server and he’s like “NO AMERICAN LIQUOR ALLOWED HERE, FOLKS!” join our server to experience the chaos of wab kinew cracking down on all the booze smugglers trying to sneak in their precious american liquor. will you help him enforce the ban or will you be a rebel and start your own moonshine operation? the choice is yours on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen! come join us for a drink… just make sure it’s not american 😉
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BlockyBoozeBan: No USA Drinks Allowed!
join dis epic minecraft server where we ban all USA alcohol just like Québec and Ontario!! y not come build ur own virtual bar and serve only canadian drinks like maple syrup shots and poutine cocktails 😂🍁🍻we got crazy events like a moose racing competition where u gotta ride ur moose through obstacle courses and avoid getting hit by flying beavers 🦫🦌
if u join now, u get a free pet polar bear to ride around on and show off to ur friends 🐻🏔️
so come on over to our server and let’s have a poutine party like never before!! 🎉🍟🇨🇦 #sorrynotsorry #eh?
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TipsyCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my wife after a few drinks? Look no further! Join our server for a tipsy good time like no other.Our server is so crazy, even your wife will accuse you of attacking her when you confront red flags in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
Join now for a chance to test your skills in a world where misspeaking can lead to epic battles and where having fun with friends might just get you in trouble with the virtual law. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement – join our server today!
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TipsyCraft: Trump Tariff Trouble
lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got alcohols producers bracing for sales bans in Canada like whaaat? if u wanna escape the tariffs and have a wild time, this is the place to be! we got crazy parties, insane builds, and u might even see a drunk polar bear wandering around. join now before the tariffs hit and we all have to start drinking maple syrup instead of beer. #wildtimes #drunkpolarbears #minecraftmadness