alcohol consumption Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DrinkCraft Minecraft Server

affordability, alcohol consumption, bar, buying drinks, conscious spending, Debts, different plans, DrinkCraft, drinks, early leaving, family, Friends, generational differences, individual purchases, limited drinking, mid 20s, mid 50’s, Minecraft, ROUNDS, selfish, Server, social norms, SPENDING

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5081
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	2415
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of independence and self-sufficiency! Just like how you prefer to buy your own drinks at the bar, we encourage our players to forge their own paths and not rely on others for handouts.

Join us and experience the thrill of fending for yourself in a world full of blocky adventures. No need to feel indebted to anyone for helping you out – here, you’re the master of your own destiny!

Forget about rounds of drinks – on our server, you can craft your own potions and brews to your heart’s content. And if someone tries to force a round on you, just build a wall and make them pay for it!

So come on, join us and show the world that you don’t need anyone to buy you a drink – you’ve got this! Who needs rounds when you can have a whole blocky world at your fingertips?

Wegovy’s Booze Busters

addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol-reduction, alcoholism, behavior change, booze, Busters, clinical trial, desire to drink, findings, health, intervention, Medical research, medication, obesity, pharmaceuticals, Results, semaglutide, study, Treatment, Wegovy, Wegovys, weight loss

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Love Letters Sent:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Void Armor Forged:	26

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re like a superhero but in block form. you can build whatever your heart desires and fight off creepers like a boss. but get this, on this server, there’s a secret potion that makes you build faster than the speed of light and gives you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.

but wait, there’s more! this server has this crazy feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings in your honor. and if you find a rare emerald, a magical rainbow appears in the sky. it’s like living in a fairytale, but with more explosions and lava pits.

oh, and did i mention that on this server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil skeletons with a sword made of pure cheese? yeah, it’s pretty wild. plus, there’s a dance party every friday night at the pixelated disco club. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that.

so, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures of your life. who needs reality when you can have all this craziness in minecraft land?

CraftyKinew’s Booze Ban

alcohol ban, alcohol consumption, alcohol industry, alcohol sales, American liquor, Ban, booze, border restrictions, Canadian regulations, CraftyKinews, cross-border trade, government decision, liquor control, liquor imports, local businesses, Manitoba, Manitoba liquor laws, political decision, Premier Wab Kinew, provincial economy, provincial government, public health, sale halt

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Love Letters Sent:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

lol imagine a world where wab kinew is the ruler of a minecraft server and he’s like “NO AMERICAN LIQUOR ALLOWED HERE, FOLKS!” join our server to experience the chaos of wab kinew cracking down on all the booze smugglers trying to sneak in their precious american liquor. will you help him enforce the ban or will you be a rebel and start your own moonshine operation? the choice is yours on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen! come join us for a drink… just make sure it’s not american 😉

BlockyBoozeBan: No USA Drinks Allowed!

alcohol ban, alcohol consumption, alcohol control, alcohol import, alcohol policy, alcohol purchase, alcohol regulation, alcohol restriction, alcohol sales, Allowed, BlockyBoozeBan, Canadian provinces, cross-border trade, drinks, government decision, international relations, North American trade, ontario, provincial ban, provincial law, public health, québec, Usa, USA alcohol

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	6855	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	153

join dis epic minecraft server where we ban all USA alcohol just like Québec and Ontario!! y not come build ur own virtual bar and serve only canadian drinks like maple syrup shots and poutine cocktails 😂🍁🍻

we got crazy events like a moose racing competition where u gotta ride ur moose through obstacle courses and avoid getting hit by flying beavers 🦫🦌

if u join now, u get a free pet polar bear to ride around on and show off to ur friends 🐻🏔️

so come on over to our server and let’s have a poutine party like never before!! 🎉🍟🇨🇦 #sorrynotsorry #eh?

TipsyCraft

alcohol consumption, communication breakdown, communication in marriage, concern for safety, confronting loved ones, confronting spouse, defensive behavior, driving under the influence, drunk driving, expressing concern, healthy boundaries, marital conflict, misunderstanding, red flag, relationship challenges, relationship dynamics, spouse’s behavior, tipsy driving, TipsyCraft, trust in relationships, trust issues

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my wife after a few drinks? Look no further! Join our server for a tipsy good time like no other.

Our server is so crazy, even your wife will accuse you of attacking her when you confront red flags in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join now for a chance to test your skills in a world where misspeaking can lead to epic battles and where having fun with friends might just get you in trouble with the virtual law. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement – join our server today!

TipsyCraft: Trump Tariff Trouble

alcohol consumption, alcohol exports, alcohol industry, alcohol producers, alcohol regulations, alcohol sales, beverage industry, Canada, cross-border trade, economic impact, global economy, international trade, market disruption, North America, political tensions, sales bans, tariff, Tariffs, TipsyCraft, trade war, Trouble, trump, U.S

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7221
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got alcohols producers bracing for sales bans in Canada like whaaat? if u wanna escape the tariffs and have a wild time, this is the place to be! we got crazy parties, insane builds, and u might even see a drunk polar bear wandering around. join now before the tariffs hit and we all have to start drinking maple syrup instead of beer. #wildtimes #drunkpolarbears #minecraftmadness

Bed Buddies Minecraft Server

aita, alcohol consumption, Bed.., boyfriends perspective, Buddies, campus gossip, campus involvement, friend loyalty, girlfriend drama, guest list, guy with girlfriend, house crashers, joint birthday party, letting, long distance friendship, Minecraft, Miscommunication., party aftermath, relationship boundaries, roommate dynamics, Server, sleep in my bed, social media backlash, steady friends

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7717
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	258
Runes Activated:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds!

Join us for epic parties where you can invite all your friends, even that guy friend you’ve known since freshman year who may or may not have a crazy girlfriend. We promise no drama, just fun and games!

Build your dream house and invite all your friends to crash after a wild party. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to steal their Minecraft boyfriend – unless you actually do, then all bets are off!

So come join our server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last piece of cake at the virtual birthday party!

CraftyAging

aging, alcohol consumption, CraftyAging, diet, environmental factors, Exercise, genetics, lack of exercise, lack of hydration, lack of sleep, lifestyle factors, Pollution, poor nutrition, premature aging, skincare, sleep deprivation, smoking, stress, sun exposure, unhealthy habits

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Runes Activated:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Buildings Constructed:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ages a person REALLY quickly! Our server is so intense, it’s like every minute in the game is a year in real life. One player built a house and by the time they finished, they had a full beard and a mortgage! Another player tried to mine for diamonds but ended up with a head full of gray hair instead. So if you’re looking for a server that will make you age faster than a president in office, join us now!

CraftyPotion: Minecraft Server

Agence France-Presse, alcohol consumption, alcohol poisoning, contaminated beverages, CraftyPotion, deaths, emergency response, Fatalities, Healthcare, illegal alcohol, investigation, Istanbul, mass poisoning, Minecraft, news report, Poisoning, public health crisis, Server, tainted alcohol, toxic drinks, toxic substances, Tragedy, tragic incident

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing getting poisoned is your sense of reality! we’ve got more crazy adventures than those poor souls in istanbul who drank the bad juice.

explore a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers give out free hugs (just kidding, they explode). join forces with other players to take down the evil ender dragon, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can.

with 24/7 uptime and a community crazier than a herd of llamas on roller skates, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyLiverPub – Drink Responsibly & Build Creatively

alcohol consumption, alcohol harms, alcohol related liver disease, alcohol specific causes, BUILD, CraftyLiverPub, creatively, deaths, drink, england, Government, Healthcare, intervention, liver disease, national strategy, policy, Prevention, public awareness, public health, record high, research, responsibly, statistics, trends, uk

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magic Items Found:	6269	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

so like, this server is like the ultimate escape from reality, man. like, forget all your problems and come join us in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. and don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every night – it’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions.

plus, we have the best community ever. like, these guys will have your back no matter what, whether you need help building a castle or just someone to chat with while you mine for diamonds. and the best part? we have a secret underground bar where you can chill with your friends and drink virtual beers all night long.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, you heard me right. flying. pigs.

CraftyCriminal on Minecraft SMP

arrest, civil rights, CraftyCriminal, crime, criminal behavior, criminal justice, Due Process, false accusation, fear, innocent, Innocent Until Proven Guilty, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, Minecraft, misjudgment, mistake, misunderstanding, Police, prejudice, smp, unfair treatment, wrongful arrest

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8134
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	396
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Buildings Constructed:	47
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of being a law-abiding citizen in the real world? Do you yearn for a life of crime and chaos? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and unleash your inner criminal mastermind as you build, steal, and grief your way to the top.

Forget about being arrested for petty crimes like jaywalking or littering. In our world, the only crime you’ll be committing is having too much fun! From organizing elaborate heists to starting a black market for rare items, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the most notorious player in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn a spot on the server’s Most Wanted list!

MineCraftLifeLolz

acceptance, balance, Contentment, cultivating inner peace, embracing change, finding joy in small moments, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth mindset., Happiness, learning from challenges, living in the present, mindfulness, MineCraftLifeLolz, optimism, outlook on life, perspective, positivity, purpose, resilience, SELF AWARENESS

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Dimension Hops:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension! Join us for non-stop fun and adventure as we embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama and battle evil creepers with our trusty enchanted pickaxes.

Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From the mischievous prankster who turns everything into cake to the wizard who can summon a herd of flying pigs, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, your life will never be the same after you’ve joined our epic quest for llama-filled glory!

LethalCraft: Precise & Surprising

defence minister, defense strategy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Israeli retaliation, Lethal, LethalCraft, Middle East conflict, Military Action, military capabilities, military defense, Nuclear Threat, Precise, preemptive strike, regional tensions, security measures, strategic response, Surprising

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	171	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server description like omg join our server for some EPIC battles like Israeli retaliation against Iran but in MINECRAFT lmao our defence minister (aka admin) promises the battles will be ‘lethal, precise and surprising’ just like in real life but with blocks and swords and stuff so join now for some crazy fun and unpredictable warfare you won’t find anywhere else! #minecraft #warfare #lolzy #joinnow

CrackCraft: Not Just for Hipsters!

bone density, bone health, calcium, Calcium Supplements, CrackCraft, Fracture Prevention, Fracture Prevention in Women, Fracture Prevention Research, Fracture Risk, health supplements, Hip Fracture Risk, Hip Fractures, Hipsters, Long Term Care, osteoporosis, Vitamin D, Vitamin D and Calcium, vitamin D benefits, Vitamin D Deficiency, Vitamin D Studies, Women’s Health, women’s health issues

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Buildings Constructed:	36	Chimeras Created:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

join dis cray cray minecraft server and get dat vitamin D fix u been needin! u know what dey say, a creeper a day keeps da doctor away! build urself a fortress made of calcium blocks and never worry bout fractures again!

we got da wildest adventures waitin for u, from fightin off skeleton armies to rescuin villagers from zombie attacks. u can even ride a pig into battle if u feelin extra bold.

but beware, dis server ain’t for da faint of heart. only da bravest survive in our world of blocky madness. so grab ur pickaxe and join us for some vitamin D-fueled fun!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

4th anniversary, candace, character banner, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, Minecraft, Peak Patrol Song, Redeemable Codes, Server, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, uraku misugiri, Urgent Orders, useful links, Version 5.1, weapon banner, Web Event, Xilonen

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Xilonen’s Fervent Beats? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Xilonen herself would want to join in on the fun.

Join us for a rainbow-tastic adventure in Version 5.1 “The Rainbow Destined to Burn” where you’ll forge your own destiny and slay dragons with nothing but a peak patrol sword.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, we have daily check-in rewards that are permanent – just like that one time Xilonen forged her name in the stars.

And if you need some extra Primogems, we’ve got redeemable codes that will make you feel like a true hero of Mondstadt.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in a world where anything is possible – just like Xilonen’s Duty of Name Forging!

Kik Thread Minecraft SMP

adult chat, adult content, Discreet, FANTASY, fwb, Girlfriend, INTIMATE, kik, Kik thread, kik threadtrading, meatstro99, Minecraft, Naughty, nudes exchange, online trading, Personal, Private, sexting, sharing, smp, taboo, Thread, trading nudes, Wife

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	87815	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	369	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the currency is trading nudes of your significant other! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in scandalous pics here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Meatstro99, a mysterious player who roams the land challenging others to epic battles with nothing but raw meat as weapons. Will you be the one to defeat Meatstro99 and claim the title of Meat Master?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

BoyfriendBlockheadAITA

aita, apartment search, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockheadAITA, childhood home, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Digging, Effort, fixing problems, free living, hard work, Homeowner, idiot, long-term planning, Mortgage, Moving, relationship, spring water, water issues

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	279851	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual world where you can build your dream home, mine for diamonds, and battle zombies with your friends.

Just like in real life, you’ll encounter unexpected challenges on our server. Maybe your house is running out of water and you need to dig for a new spring to keep it flowing. Or perhaps your boyfriend is being a total noob and wants to move out instead of putting in the work to fix it. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual shovels and pickaxes to help you out!

So why join our server? Because where else can you live in a house for free, deal with water shortages, and have a boyfriend who thinks apartments are better than fixing problems? It’s like reality TV, but in pixelated form. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

Sayonara, Old Sayings!

#Sayings, antiquated language, antiquated sayings, banal sayings, Cliches, common sayings, exhausted expressions, hackneyed phrases, language trends, linguistic pet peeves, obsolete phrases, outdated idioms, outmoded idioms, overused expressions, repetitive language, retired phrases, Sayonara, stale language, tired cliches, trite phrases, verbal habits, worn-out expressions

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
New Chunks Explored:	991020	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7733
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Kitten, a creature so cute it can make even the toughest creeper explode with joy.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

Neuro Club Minecraft Server

autists, boys club, Climb, club, Competitive Gaming, Dedication, discrimination, Diversity, fighters, game knowledge, games, Gaming Community, HIGH, hours played, iq, Minecraft, Neuro, neurotypical, perseverance, Peruvians, Server, skill level, Stereotypes, Tryhard

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3712
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fighters are as rare as a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Forget about the neurotypical boys club, here we welcome all kinds of players, even the tryhard autists who are stuck fighting 82 IQ peruvians with 0 game knowledge (how did they even get here?). But fear not, because those 82 IQ peruvians will somehow climb higher than anyone else, making for some epic battles and hilarious moments.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next 82 IQ peruvian climbing to the top against all odds. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server, where anything is possible (even if it defies all logic)!

The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	6133	Void Armor Forged:	30
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. We have players who build roller coasters that go straight to the Nether, players who host dance parties in the End dimension, and even players who have tamed creepers as pets. Yes, you read that right. Tamed creepers.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic server-wide events like the Great Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 10 minutes (spoiler alert: chaos ensues). Or how about the annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the Ender Dragon in the most fabulous armor they can find? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bedazzled dragon flying around the End.

So what are you waiting for? Join the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server. Or you might just end up building a dirt house like everyone else. Either way, it’s all in good fun!