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Wine Not White
u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz we got more red wine den white wine in our virtual taverns. we got a meta-analysis study dat proves red wine is da healthiest choice in dis blocky world. forget bout dem carcinogens, we got u covered with dat good good red wine. join us for a drink and some blocky adventures. ain’t no server like dis one, we got da best wine and da craziest stories to tell. come on in and let’s get drunk on pixels together! -
Home Brewed Teens
so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be, man. we got like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you. but the best part is, you can totally drink alcohol while playing! like, whoa, right?studies show that letting teens drink at home can make them drink more as young adults, but on this server, it’s like, encouraged! we believe in living life to the fullest, even if that means getting a little tipsy while fighting off creepers and building insane castles.
join us for a wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination and how much alcohol you can handle. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started! ๐ป๐
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Crafted Chaos or Not Crafted
Join the MOST UNFORGETTABLE Minecraft Server, or Risk Being Forgotten Forever!
Are you tired of the mundane existence that is your life? Do you wake up each day, questioning whether the sun is real or merely a glowing potato in the sky? Well, guess what! This server is the perfect realm of chaos where all your wildest dreams can be smashed into reality! Here, galaxies collide, cookies taste like betrayal, and every block you mine tells you secretsโbut only if you have the right kind of cheese in your inventory. Come! Embrace the absurdity!
Feature Description Gravity-less Zones Experience the thrill of floating into the void! Warning: You may come back cooler or as a potato. Invisible Blocks Feel the freedom of walking through walls! Or are they really walls? Please consult the oracle inside the furnace. Randomly Growing Villagers Watch as villagers sprout from the ground like daisies but beware: they may also be sentient! What’s a villager with a vendetta? Endless Hunger Games Play until you literally become the food! You are what you eat, and youโre about to become a steak! Dimension Shift Sundays Every Sunday, the world could become a giant marshmallow or a black hole. Who says reality can’t change on a whim? Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What version is the server? A: The version you think it is, unless you thought it isnโt. But what do you really know?
Q: Can I join with friends? A: Friends are a social construct! Join alone, join with an army of invisible potatoes, or not at all. Nothing is real!
Q: How do I earn currency? A: Currency exists in the spaces between thoughts. Really, what do you have to barter with? Your sanity?
Random Quotes From Our Delighted Players:
- “to get shitfaced or not to get shitfaced”
- “I tried to chase reality but it kept slipping through my fingers like sand in a tornado!”
- “This server is a figment of my delusions, but I can’t stop mining the chaos!”
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SisTripGoneWrongCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of these four sisters.Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while navigating through sibling rivalry and unexpected guests. Will you be the peacemaker, or will you stir up even more chaos?
Embark on this epic journey with us and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and come out on top. Who knows, you might even encounter a messy drunk player who needs someone to look after them!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate test of family dynamics in the world of Minecraft. Remember, it’s not just about building, it’s about surviving the madness!
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Wegovy’s Booze Busters
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re like a superhero but in block form. you can build whatever your heart desires and fight off creepers like a boss. but get this, on this server, there’s a secret potion that makes you build faster than the speed of light and gives you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.but wait, there’s more! this server has this crazy feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings in your honor. and if you find a rare emerald, a magical rainbow appears in the sky. it’s like living in a fairytale, but with more explosions and lava pits.
oh, and did i mention that on this server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil skeletons with a sword made of pure cheese? yeah, it’s pretty wild. plus, there’s a dance party every friday night at the pixelated disco club. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that.
so, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures of your life. who needs reality when you can have all this craziness in minecraft land?
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CraftyKinew’s Booze Ban
lol imagine a world where wab kinew is the ruler of a minecraft server and he’s like “NO AMERICAN LIQUOR ALLOWED HERE, FOLKS!” join our server to experience the chaos of wab kinew cracking down on all the booze smugglers trying to sneak in their precious american liquor. will you help him enforce the ban or will you be a rebel and start your own moonshine operation? the choice is yours on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen! come join us for a drink… just make sure it’s not american ๐ -
BlockyBoozeBan: No USA Drinks Allowed!
join dis epic minecraft server where we ban all USA alcohol just like Quรฉbec and Ontario!! y not come build ur own virtual bar and serve only canadian drinks like maple syrup shots and poutine cocktails ๐๐๐ปwe got crazy events like a moose racing competition where u gotta ride ur moose through obstacle courses and avoid getting hit by flying beavers ๐ฆซ๐ฆ
if u join now, u get a free pet polar bear to ride around on and show off to ur friends ๐ป๐๏ธ
so come on over to our server and let’s have a poutine party like never before!! ๐๐๐จ๐ฆ #sorrynotsorry #eh?
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TipsyCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my wife after a few drinks? Look no further! Join our server for a tipsy good time like no other.Our server is so crazy, even your wife will accuse you of attacking her when you confront red flags in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
Join now for a chance to test your skills in a world where misspeaking can lead to epic battles and where having fun with friends might just get you in trouble with the virtual law. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement – join our server today!