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CraftyKinew’s Booze Ban
lol imagine a world where wab kinew is the ruler of a minecraft server and he’s like “NO AMERICAN LIQUOR ALLOWED HERE, FOLKS!” join our server to experience the chaos of wab kinew cracking down on all the booze smugglers trying to sneak in their precious american liquor. will you help him enforce the ban or will you be a rebel and start your own moonshine operation? the choice is yours on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen! come join us for a drink… just make sure it’s not american 😉 -
BlockyBoozeBan: No USA Drinks Allowed!
join dis epic minecraft server where we ban all USA alcohol just like Québec and Ontario!! y not come build ur own virtual bar and serve only canadian drinks like maple syrup shots and poutine cocktails 😂🍁🍻we got crazy events like a moose racing competition where u gotta ride ur moose through obstacle courses and avoid getting hit by flying beavers 🦫🦌
if u join now, u get a free pet polar bear to ride around on and show off to ur friends 🐻🏔️
so come on over to our server and let’s have a poutine party like never before!! 🎉🍟🇨🇦 #sorrynotsorry #eh?
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NovaCraft Server: No US Booze Allowed!
hey u! ya u! r u tired of playin on lame minecraft servers with no fun? well do i have the server for u! come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground bar in nova scotia!that’s right, we have our own liquor corporation in minecraft! we’ll be takin out all the u.s. alcohol from the store shelves cuz we only drink the finest minecraft brews! come join us for a wild time and get drunk on virtual drinks while buildin epic castles and fightin off creepers!
why join our server, u ask? well, where else can u find a minecraft server with a secret underground bar run by a liquor corporation in nova scotia? plus, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers! come join us for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!
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XmasBoozeBanFail
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a Christmas gathering with over 50 relatives? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of cultures, just like my family’s holiday celebrations.Join us for some virtual tequila and tamales, because who doesn’t love a good fiesta? But beware, we have strict rules about children – they must be okay with adults enjoying a drink or two. Sorry, Jenny’s kids, looks like you’ll have to sit this one out.
And don’t even get me started on Santa and Elf on the Shelf drama. While some families go all out with the holiday magic, we prefer to keep it low-key. So if you’re looking for a server where you can be yourself and not worry about fitting into someone else’s holiday traditions, then this is the place for you. Join now and let the hilarity ensue!
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Throwback /pol/ Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because we’ve got the perfect server for you! Introducing our Throwback Thursday: /pol/ edition server!Join us for a wild ride through the depths of the internet as we recreate the chaotic energy of everyone’s favorite controversial message board. Build your own Pepe shrine, engage in heated debates about lizard people, and embark on quests to uncover the truth behind the Illuminati’s secret plans.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rare meme-loving creepers that explode in a shower of rare Pepes when defeated. Collect them all and become the ultimate meme master!
So why wait? Join our /pol/ edition server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to wear your tinfoil hat for extra protection against mind control!
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PuppyApprovedDatingOnly
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as quirky as my dog? Look no further! Our server is full of surprises, just like my dog who hates hats and sunglasses. Join us for a wild adventure where you never know what to expect, just like when my date got growled at by my normally friendly dog. Who knows, maybe you’ll dodge a bullet just like I did by finding the perfect server for you. Don’t listen to your friends, join us and embrace the drama! -
CraftyNATO Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have NATO controlling all the military aid to Ukraine! it’s like playing real life politics but in blocky pixel form. build your own army of creepers and take down the evil Ender Dragon who is trying to steal all the diamonds. with NATO on your side, you’ll never have to worry about running out of resources or getting ganked by a skeleton. join now for the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft experience of your life! -
DefenseCraft: NATO Prep
so, like, u know how ukraine and us just like signed this super cool 10-year defense agreement, right? well, guess what? our minecraft server is like the ultimate training ground for all the future nato soldiers! join us and u will be like a super soldier in no time, fighting off creepers and zombies like a pro!we have the craziest battles ever, like one time this dude built a giant castle and we all had to team up to take it down. it was epic, bro! plus, we have the best weapons and armor in the game, so u will be unstoppable!
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot? yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there, just waiting for u to discover it. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate warrior in the minecraft world!
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GTA BoomerCraft
HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT IS SO LIT, EVEN THE ADULTS IN GTA CITIES ARE SHOOK? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT ALL THE KIDS DISAPPEARED AND NOW IT’S JUST US ADULTS TRYING TO SURVIVE IN A WORLD WITHOUT DIAPER CHANGES AND CARTOON NETWORK.BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF CRAZY SHENANIGANS WAITING FOR YOU ON THIS SERVER. WE’VE GOT GIANT CHICKENS THAT SHOOT LASERS OUT OF THEIR EYES, UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FULL OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, CHEESE.
SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF, THEN COME ON DOWN TO OUR CRAZY WORLD. WHO NEEDS KIDS ANYWAY WHEN YOU’VE GOT A SERVER THIS AWESOME? LET’S GET BUILDING, FOLKS!