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XmasBoozeBanFail

alcohol ban, children, christmas, Christmas day, christmas eve, Cultural differences, cultural mixing, Elf on the Shelf, family, family dynamics, family gatherings, holiday hosting, holiday traditions, Mexican, mixed families, parenting, santa, tamales, tequila, wine, XmasBoozeBanFail

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Emeralds Found:	567	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a Christmas gathering with over 50 relatives? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of cultures, just like my family’s holiday celebrations.

Join us for some virtual tequila and tamales, because who doesn’t love a good fiesta? But beware, we have strict rules about children – they must be okay with adults enjoying a drink or two. Sorry, Jenny’s kids, looks like you’ll have to sit this one out.

And don’t even get me started on Santa and Elf on the Shelf drama. While some families go all out with the holiday magic, we prefer to keep it low-key. So if you’re looking for a server where you can be yourself and not worry about fitting into someone else’s holiday traditions, then this is the place for you. Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

The New CL Format Is Terrible Minecraft SMP

classifieds, customer experience, difficult to use, disappointing changes, Feedback, format, frustrating, functionality problems, improvements needed, Minecraft, mobile compatibility, navigation issues, negative reviews, online marketplace, outdated design, redesign, search function, smp, Terrible, the new CL format, user complaints, user interface, user-friendly

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1879
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with dancing llamas, and building a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

BoyfriendBunkBedBattles Minecraft Server

bedroom etiquette, BoyfriendBunkBedBattles, communication problems, compromise, love and relationships, Minecraft, personal space, relationship issues, separate bedrooms, Server, sleep disturbances, sleep quality, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping separately, Snoring, snoring and relationships, snoring conflicts, snoring issues, snoring partner, snoring problems, snoring remedies, snoring solutions

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Are you tired of dealing with a snoring partner who sounds like a chainsaw in your ear every night? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your noisy woes! Join us and build a virtual fortress where you can finally get a good night’s sleep without any interruptions.

Our server is so peaceful and quiet, you’ll forget all about your snoring partner back in the real world. Plus, we have special anti-snoring potions that will make sure no one disturbs your beauty sleep ever again. And if your partner dares to disturb you in the game, we have a special jail cell just for them!

So why suffer through sleepless nights when you can join our Minecraft server and sleep soundly in your own virtual paradise? Say goodbye to snoring and hello to sweet dreams on our server!

FashionistaFundsFiasco

#budgets, #Drop out, accessories, AITAH, apps, bills, clothes, credit card, dresses, FashionistaFundsFiasco, fun money, house poor, iPhone, not paying, online college degree program, purses, sacrifice, SAVING, second hand items., stay at home mom, tight finances, Tools, uber driver, wife’s tuition

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Farms Harvested:	332
Zombie Dances:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3353
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your financial decisions? Look no further! Join our server where we encourage players to sacrifice their brand new iPhones and designer purses to pay for in-game tuition fees!

Forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be budgeting and saving up for that virtual education you never knew you needed. Who needs a fancy house in Minecraft when you can have a degree in underwater basket weaving instead?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to balance your virtual bank account while your virtual wife drives Uber to pay for her online classes. It’s a wild ride full of financial responsibility and questionable spending habits – just like real life, but in blocky pixel form!

DIY Minecraft Mayhem

achievement, defiance, determination, diy, empowerment, f*** it, Greatest, History, I’ll do it myself, INDEPENDENCE, Individualism, initiative, innovation, inspiration, leadership, MAYHEM, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, Rebellion, self reliance, success, trailblazer

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6652
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Are you tired of waiting for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground lair where the admins plot their next crazy event. Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the greatest “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history? See you in-game, adventurer!

KurskCraft: Russian Secrets Unleashed

advance planning, classified documents, Cold War tensions, government secrets, historical revelations, intelligence reports, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military history, military intelligence, naval operations, political intrigue, russia, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, secret documents, Secrets, security breach, seized papers, strategic planning, submarine disaster, submarine warfare, Unleashed

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

so, like, u know how russia is all secretive and stuff? well, turns out they totally knew about the kursk thing before it even happened! like, they had papers and everything, man.

anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, u should totally join our minecraft server. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena.

plus, our admin once tamed a wild ender dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. it was epic, dude.

so come join us and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

GeneCraft: Fussy Eater’s Paradise

adolescence, childhood eating habits, early adolescence, Eaters, eating habits, Food fussiness, fussy, fussy eating, GeneCraft, Genes, Genetic differences, genetic influence, genetic predisposition, genetics, Hereditary, influence, nature vs nurture, Paradise, picky eater, Population, stable trait, Toddler, toddlerhood, variation

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	269	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat blocks for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our genes make us the ultimate fussy eaters, but in a good way! we only eat the rarest, most exclusive blocks in the game because our genetic differences make us crave them like crazy.

at 16 months old, we were already chowing down on blocks like there was no tomorrow. by the time we hit three, we were unstoppable – 74% of our diet was made up of the most delicious blocks you could imagine. and by 13, we were basically block-eating machines, devouring everything in sight.

so if you want to join a server where fussy eating is not only accepted but encouraged, come join us! we promise you won’t find a more genetically diverse group of block eaters anywhere else. come hungry, leave satisfied – that’s our motto!

Passport Bro’s Minecraft Server

$109, 150, Accuracy, Analysis, autists, Bro, bros, calculation, cost, estimation, Expenses, fat hog gf, Financial, Math, Minecraft, Numbers, nut, passport, reddit, relationship, Server, States, undershot

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on a fat hog girlfriend in the states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers the perfect solution! Join us and save up to $150 per nut by building your dream hog gf out of blocks instead! Our server is filled with epic builds and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just lose a nut yourself! So come on down and join the fun – your wallet (and your nuts) will thank you!

Pi Cycle Top Indicator Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, btc, cryptocurrency, Cycle, digital assets, Financial Planning, INDICATOR, Investment, investment decision, market analysis, market forecasting, market indicator, market timing, market trends, Minecraft, Pi Cycle Top Indicator, profit-taking, risk management, sell BTC, sell signal, smp, Technical Analysis, Top, Trading, trading strategy

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Animals Bred:	160	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and secret underground dance clubs with villagers who can break it down like nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a mythical diamond sword that shoots fireballs. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself trading all your BTC for virtual diamonds in no time!

RentalCraft Minecraft Server

Bank, BETRAYAL, car lease, city center, Communication, Deception, Divorce, finances, Friends, lying.., Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, ownership, real estate, relationship, rental apartment, RentalCraft, roommate, Server, Trust, University, Valuation

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Emeralds Found:	6378	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, far away from exes and crazy ex-girlfriends.

Need a break from dealing with rental agreements and divorce drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a 2-bedroom apartment in the city center when you can have a virtual mansion made of diamonds and emeralds?

Forget about paying for valuations and splitting assets, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe and slaying dragons. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy – unless you count the epic battles between players for control of the virtual realm.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be splitting is the loot from a raid on a zombie dungeon. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and endless possibilities? See you in the game!

TripDropOutNoInviteLOL

BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotional reactions, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, financial reasons, friendship, greece, group dynamics, invite, misunderstandings, personal boundaries, Planning, relationships, social dynamics, spain, trip, TripDropOutNoInviteLOL, vacation

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ores Mined:	1711

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than this story about a trip to Greece gone wrong.

Picture this: you and your Minecraft buddies are planning a trip to a virtual Greece, but suddenly everything goes haywire. Friends dropping out left and right, exes getting involved, and a last-minute switch to Spain. It’s like a soap opera, but in block form!

Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and witness friendships falling apart over virtual vacations? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual love interest in Madrid like Tammy. Just watch out for any exes lurking around, things could get messy.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?