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  • Trauma on the Rocks: Minecraft SMP

    Trauma on the Rocks: Minecraft SMP

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    Yo fam, listen up, because my brain is about to explode with the glorious insanity that is this Minecraft SMP! 😂💥First off, if you join, you’ll instantly gain the power of choosing whether to be a lame noob or a chaotic legend – basically, it’s like that one time I accidentally drank six cans of expired cat food-flavored soda (don’t ask, long story) and became an unholy taco supreme. 🌮✨

    Okay, so imagine this: you log in and BOOM! You’re in a biome where every tree is actually a giant meme lord with googly eyes, and they’ll only give you wood if you tell them your darkest fears. While we’re at it, you might randomly trip over a 1,000-ton block of dirt that was obviously placed there by ancient Minecraft gods who really REALLY hate logic. 🤷‍♂️

    Oh, and I once saw a player who built a roller coaster that went straight to Jupiter (don’t ask me how, I wasn’t the one building it) and it had a pet llama that could only say “YEEEEEET” every time you hit a jump. Like, who needs realism when you have a llama with dreams of space fame? 🦙🚀

    But wait, there’s more! This SMP has a notorious ‘Epic Fail’ event happening every Tuesday where people try to break the world record for the most lava jumps without turning into a crispy nugget. 🌋🍗 Spoiler: I tried once and my character ended up having a marriage ceremony with a lava block. We invited all the cobblestone – BEST day ever, but illegal in seven dimension realms!

    And if you have bad vibes from that one drink you can’t even SEE anymore (like that time I took a sip of my uncle’s mystery punch and woke up with a pet goldfish named Kevin who only knows how to roll over), then fear not! Because here we respawn and forget that trauma faster than you can say “Minecraft is life.” There’s literally a whole therapy session mod where we just recycle our cringe and turn it into diamond armor. 😂💎

    Join us, or just keep living in your sad little single-player world where the only drama is between your cat and the missing socks. You’ll be missing out on so much LOLZ; it’s like being stuck on the couch while the party bus goes to dimension 420 where everyone’s a potato! 🥔🍕 Come be a part of the legendary shenanigans before I convince my pet goldfish to run for president. What’s even happening?! Let’s goooooo! 🎉✨

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  • LittleDigPlanet

    LittleDigPlanet

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    Server Overview
    My wife and I started playing Minecraft over a decade ago and have grown a healthy community to play with over the years. We of course use Discord and if you’re interested in playing with us, please use the link below to join and tell us a little about yourself before we whitelist you. We try our best to avoid kids and weed out any annoying players, so please don’t join if you fall in these categories. Most of us are in our late 20s/early 30s. Our primary goal is to provide a truly vanilla experience.
    Server Information
      • Age 25+, please.
      • No Ranks or Moderator positions.
      • No area claim plugins.
      • World border currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.
      • ~8-12 players online at peak times.
      • Render view distance set at maximum of 32 Chunks.
      • Hard difficulty.
      • Separate Legacy Server and Creative server available.
      • Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off.
      • Uses DynMap and DiscordSVR for chat functionality.
      • AFK players not counted towards sleeping.
      • Plugin allows players to change chat text color.
      • Other plugins for grief protection and chat functionality.

    FAQ

    1. How do I join the server?
    To join the server, please join our Discord server and introduce yourself before we whitelist you.
    2. What is the age requirement for joining?
    We prefer players to be 25 years or older.
    3. Are there ranks or moderator positions available?
    No, we do not have ranks or moderator positions. All players, including the owners, play by the same rules.
    4. Can I claim areas on the server?
    No, we do not use area claim plugins on the server.
    5. What is the world border size?
    The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.
    6. How many players are usually online?
    There are typically around 8-12 players online at peak times.
    7. What is the render view distance set to?
    The render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 Chunks.
    8. What difficulty do you play on?
    We play on Hard difficulty.
    9. Are there separate servers available?
    Yes, we have a Legacy Server and a Creative server for different gameplay options.
    10. Can I change my chat text color?
    Yes, we have a plugin that allows players to change their in-game chat text color.

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  • Adventures Await Today 1.21.2

    Adventures Await Today 1.21.2

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    Bro, lemme tell you bout this cray cray Minecraft server I found!

    Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where cows are actually secret agents and creepers throw surprise parties!

    Experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of dancing skeletons who just want to boogie down!

    Build your dream castle only to have it invaded by a gang of mischievous pigs who demand to be the rulers of your kingdom!

    Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and unpredictable server out there. So what are y’all up to today? Join us and let the madness begin!

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  • CarShareCraft Minecraft Server

    CarShareCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of your sister-in-law treating your car like her own personal Uber service? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own virtual paradise.

    On our server, you can create your own car rental business and make sure no one ever takes advantage of your vehicles again! Charge outrageous fees, set ridiculous rules, and watch as your virtual empire grows. Plus, with our unique marijuana-scented car air fresheners, you’ll never have to worry about pesky odors again.

    So come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe your sister-in-law will crash her virtual car too and you can charge her double for the damages. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

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  • FamCraftTutorNoob

    FamCraftTutorNoob

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being asked to tutor your little cousin for free when all you want to do is relax and play Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that unwanted responsibility!

    Join our server and let your creativity run wild as you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. No more worrying about tutoring your cousin or feeling guilty for wanting some time to yourself.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground kingdom filled with rare treasures and mythical creatures. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of the ultimate Minecraft champion?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to tutoring duties and hello to endless fun and adventure!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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