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  • SleepyCraft: Suicidal Teens Edition

    SleepyCraft: Suicidal Teens Edition
    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL SAVE U FROM SLEEP PROBLEMS AND SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! WE GOT A SPECIAL POTION THAT MAKES U SLEEP LIKE A BABY AND FEELIN’ ALL HAPPY INSIDE! PLUS, IF U EVER FEELIN’ DOWN, JUST HOP ON AND BUILD A CASTLE OR SUMTHIN’!

    WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CLUB WHERE U CAN CHILL WITH OTHER PLAYERS AND TALK ABOUT UR FEELINGS! AND IF U EVER NEED A PICK-ME-UP, WE GOT A VIRTUAL BAR WITH ALL THE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINKS U CAN IMAGINE!

    SO IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA AND HANG OUT IN A VIRTUAL PARADISE, JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER NOW! TRUST ME, IT’S BETTER THAN THERAPY!

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  • TipsyTeen Minecraft SMP

    TipsyTeen Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest party in town! Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop shenanigans.

    We have a secret underground bar where players can get drunk on virtual drinks and compete in drunken parkour challenges. The winner gets a special hangover potion that gives them super strength for the next day.

    So, if you’re ready to let loose and have the time of your virtual life, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find yourself waking up in a virtual jail cell after a wild night of partying with creepers and skeletons. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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  • LiquorRx – Docs vs Cashiers!

    LiquorRx – Docs vs Cashiers!
    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server, and suddenly, BAM, you’re surrounded by a bunch of crazy villagers who are all experts at diagnosing alcoholism. forget going to the doctor, these guys know their stuff. they’ll be like “hey, buddy, you’ve been mining too many diamonds and not enough water, you might have a problem.” it’s like therapy and gaming all in one, man. plus, the villagers throw the wildest parties in their little huts, you won’t want to miss out on that. join now and let the villagers help you on your journey to recovery (or not, who knows, they’re pretty drunk most of the time).

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  • TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

    TipsyCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the WHO is actually the World Hilarious Organization and they want you to drink more alcohol so they can tax you more and fund their crazy parties! we have the wildest parties in all of minecraft land, with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine wants to join in on the fun. so grab a drink, raise your glass, and come party with us on the most insane minecraft server in the world!

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  • CraftyBooze Minecraft Server

    CraftyBooze Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice, normal houses? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you wild and crazy gamers out there!

    Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about a game of “TNT Tag” where the last player standing gets to ride a flying pig around the map?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Drunk Minecraft Olympics, where players compete in events like “Enderman Toss” and “Creeper Dodgeball” while chugging potions of questionable origin.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT).

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  • TipsyCraft: Age Defying Adventures

    TipsyCraft: Age Defying Adventures
    come join our minecraft server, where we got all the booze you could ever want! get ready to age like a fine wine as you drink your way through our virtual world. our players have found that after just three weeks of our treatment program, they start to reverse the aging process. forget botox, just grab a beer and join us for a wild ride!

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  • SoberCraft: Memory Lane

    SoberCraft: Memory Lane
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a rave on acid and shrooms? Look no further, because our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend would ditch his probation just to join in on the fun!

    Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have a good time, no matter what substances you’re on (just kidding, please play responsibly). Our server is so lit, even sober players will have a blast – we promise, no one will judge you for not being under the influence of something.

    So come on down and make some memories that don’t involve drugs or alcohol – unless you’re playing Minecraft with us, then anything goes! Don’t be the only one missing out on the rave experience of a lifetime, join our server now and let the fun begin!

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  • TipsyCraft: Tipsy Adventures in Pixel Land

    TipsyCraft: Tipsy Adventures in Pixel Land
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Do you wanna join a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further than our server, where Chronic Alcohol Exposure Alters the Levels and Assembly of the Actin Cytoskeleton and Microtubules in the Adult Mouse Hippocampus!

    Why join, you ask? Because on our server, you’ll be transported to a world where the actin cytoskeleton and microtubules are the rulers of the land. Imagine fighting off mobs with your trusty actin sword and riding around on a microtubule steed. It’s a wild ride, my friends.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Drunk Mouse Gang, a group of mice who have had a bit too much to drink and now roam the land causing chaos. Will you join forces with them or fight against their drunken antics? The choice is yours.

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that alcohol and science could create such a wacky and wonderful world in Minecraft? Join now and let the adventure begin!

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  • TipsyTeensCraft

    TipsyTeensCraft
    so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, dude. we let teens drink all the time, no rules, man. it’s, like, a party 24/7. we even have, like, a secret underground bar where you can get wasted with your virtual pals.

    join us for a wild time, where the only limit is your imagination. get ready to get turnt up and build some epic creations while sipping on some virtual brews.

    come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

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  • NoAlcoholCraft

    NoAlcoholCraft
    Are you tired of waking up in a creeper-infested forest with a hangover and no memory of how you got there? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those drunken nights of building wonky structures and falling into lava pits. Our server is 100% alcohol-free, so you can focus on crafting epic creations without any liquid courage (or liquid stupidity) getting in the way. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself quit drinking and joined our server to work on his redstone skills. So if you want to build like a pro and avoid waking up in embarrassing situations, come join us!

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