alcohol abuse Minecraft Servers

Alcohol Abuse

  • Magic Mushroom Mayhem

    Magic Mushroom Mayhem

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting amputated is your boredom! We’ve got so much fun, you’ll be choppin’ off your worries like that guy choppin’ off his…well, you know.

    Our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’ve eaten a whole field of magic mushrooms. But don’t worry, your body parts are safe here (unless you want to chop down some trees, that is).

    We’ve got crazy builds, insane mobs, and more surprises than a man with an axe and a bad trip. So come on over and join the fun – just leave the axe at home, okay?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftySibs: NoRef4Alc

    CraftySibs: NoRef4Alc

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family? Look no further! Join our server where half-brothers with a history of alcohol abuse and job terminations are welcome!

    Need references for a major metropolitan police department? We got you covered! Just ask your family members, even if they think you’re a liability.

    Join now and experience the drama, the tension, and the strained relationships that only our server can provide. Who needs a glowing recommendation when you can have a chaotic adventure instead? So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SobrietySquad Minecraft SMP

    SobrietySquad Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of waking up with a hangover and regretting all your life choices? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the cure for all your alcohol-related woes! Join our server and you’ll be so addicted to building and exploring that you’ll forget all about hitting the bottle. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual drinks are calorie-free and never give you a headache. So say goodbye to the booze and hello to blocky adventures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BoomerCraft – Light Pollution Edition

    BoomerCraft – Light Pollution Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even old folks wit alzheimers be playin on it! yea u heard me right, dey be buildin epic castles n stuff while forgettin where dey put dere keys! forget about all dem otha servers, dis one got da best light pollution in da game! forget about alcohol abuse, chronic kidney disease, depression, and obesity, we got dat sweet sweet light pollution dat old folks luv! so come on and join us, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SleepyCraft: Suicidal Teens Edition

    SleepyCraft: Suicidal Teens Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL SAVE U FROM SLEEP PROBLEMS AND SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! WE GOT A SPECIAL POTION THAT MAKES U SLEEP LIKE A BABY AND FEELIN’ ALL HAPPY INSIDE! PLUS, IF U EVER FEELIN’ DOWN, JUST HOP ON AND BUILD A CASTLE OR SUMTHIN’!

    WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CLUB WHERE U CAN CHILL WITH OTHER PLAYERS AND TALK ABOUT UR FEELINGS! AND IF U EVER NEED A PICK-ME-UP, WE GOT A VIRTUAL BAR WITH ALL THE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINKS U CAN IMAGINE!

    SO IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA AND HANG OUT IN A VIRTUAL PARADISE, JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER NOW! TRUST ME, IT’S BETTER THAN THERAPY!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TipsyTeen Minecraft SMP

    TipsyTeen Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest party in town! Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop shenanigans.

    We have a secret underground bar where players can get drunk on virtual drinks and compete in drunken parkour challenges. The winner gets a special hangover potion that gives them super strength for the next day.

    So, if you’re ready to let loose and have the time of your virtual life, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find yourself waking up in a virtual jail cell after a wild night of partying with creepers and skeletons. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LiquorRx – Docs vs Cashiers!

    LiquorRx – Docs vs Cashiers!

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server, and suddenly, BAM, you’re surrounded by a bunch of crazy villagers who are all experts at diagnosing alcoholism. forget going to the doctor, these guys know their stuff. they’ll be like “hey, buddy, you’ve been mining too many diamonds and not enough water, you might have a problem.” it’s like therapy and gaming all in one, man. plus, the villagers throw the wildest parties in their little huts, you won’t want to miss out on that. join now and let the villagers help you on your journey to recovery (or not, who knows, they’re pretty drunk most of the time).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

    TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the WHO is actually the World Hilarious Organization and they want you to drink more alcohol so they can tax you more and fund their crazy parties! we have the wildest parties in all of minecraft land, with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine wants to join in on the fun. so grab a drink, raise your glass, and come party with us on the most insane minecraft server in the world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyBooze Minecraft Server

    CraftyBooze Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice, normal houses? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you wild and crazy gamers out there!

    Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about a game of “TNT Tag” where the last player standing gets to ride a flying pig around the map?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Drunk Minecraft Olympics, where players compete in events like “Enderman Toss” and “Creeper Dodgeball” while chugging potions of questionable origin.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TipsyCraft: Age Defying Adventures

    TipsyCraft: Age Defying Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server, where we got all the booze you could ever want! get ready to age like a fine wine as you drink your way through our virtual world. our players have found that after just three weeks of our treatment program, they start to reverse the aging process. forget botox, just grab a beer and join us for a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP