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Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most feeble adventurer can thrive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll encounter bizarre creatures, mystical lands, and maybe even a talking cow or two.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an epic journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The Space Cadet – Minecraft SMP

AI Guides, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Modding, BNWO Dictionary, booru, Cadet, Cheating, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Editing Tutorials, genshin impact, Minecraft, NovelAI, Official BLACKED Clothing, PMV Torrent, Slur Strokes, smp, Space, Templates, tutorials, Whiteboy Denial Week, zenless zone zero

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Divine Spears Created:	22
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our Cheating Edition is all about pushing the boundaries and breaking the rules in the most hilarious ways possible.

Join us for Whiteboy Denial Week where you can save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the 1st to the 8th of every month! Share your progress, edge count, and see who can hold out the longest.

But that’s not all, we have the most advanced AI everyone is using – NovelAI V.3 for just $25 a month for unlimited gens. Use it to create the most outrageous stories and scenarios in the game.

And don’t forget about our BLACKED Modding, where you can turn Genshin Impact and Zenless Zone Zero into a whole new experience.

Plus, we have official BLACKED clothing, a dedicated Booru for all your creations, a BNWO Dictionary for all your wild terms, and even a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for those who want to push the limits even further.

Join us on this wild ride and see just how far you can go in the most insane Minecraft SMP server out there!

CraftyHubbyCutback

balance, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHubbyCutback, Discord, family, financial responsibility, Gaming, hobbies, Marriage, Priorities, quality time, relationships, self-care, socialization, Support, Time management, Understanding, video games

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2668	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ores Mined:	3844	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Are you tired of your spouse spending more time with their virtual friends than with you? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee that your significant other will be too busy building pixelated castles to even think about chatting with strangers online!

Our server is so addictive that your husband will forget all about rewriting movies and chatting on discord. Instead, he’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember the existence of his phone game alliance.

Plus, we have a strict rule against encouraging unnecessary purchases like a ps5. Instead, we encourage our players to spend quality time with their loved ones (or at least their Minecraft buddies).

So join our server now and save your marriage from the clutches of virtual friendships and late-night chats. Who needs discord drama when you can have blocky adventures with your spouse?

BlockyLove30

age, BlockyLove30, career, changes, Commitment, Communication, emotional maturity, family, Friends, growth, INDEPENDENCE, life stages, long-term relationships, love, Maturity, personal development, Priorities, reflections, relationships, responsibilities, Self Discovery

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Dimension Hops:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old relationships that fizzle out after a few years? Well, join our Minecraft server and watch your relationships evolve from simple friendships to epic love stories between the ages of 20 and 30! Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds together? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret love potion hidden somewhere in the server that guarantees eternal love (results may vary). So come join us and see how your relationships can level up from level 20 to level 30 in no time!

SwordCraft: Kursk’s Revenge

alleged, brutality, Conflict, EXECUTION, HUMAN RIGHTS, inscribed, international law, Investigates, investigation, Justice, Kursk, Kursks, kyiv, Military, Revenge, russia, Russian, sword, SwordCraft, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldier, war crime

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9136
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crops Grown:	2022
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Villages Defended:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier battles than the alleged Russian execution of a Ukrainian soldier with a sword inscribed ‘for Kursk’! Our PvP arena is lit AF, with players wielding diamond swords and enchanted armor like bosses.

But wait, there’s more! Our survival world is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland, where you gotta scavenge for resources and fend off zombie hordes. Trust me, it’s more intense than a sword fight with a Russian soldier.

And if that’s not enough, we have custom mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever played Minecraft parkour on a moving platform suspended in the sky? Yeah, we got that.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs real-life drama when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Ultra Processed Food Frenzy

chronic disease risk, diabetes prevention, diabetes risk factors, diet, diet and health, diet impact, diet trends, European countries, European health, European health trends, Food, food consumption, Frenzy, Health research, health study, lifestyle choices, long-term study, nutrition study, processed, processed foods, public health, type 2 diabetes risk, ULTRA, ultra-processed foods

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	784953
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Magic Items Found:	5277
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

come join our minecraft server where we serve only the finest ultra-processed foods to increase your risk of type 2 diabetes by 17% with every bite! who needs health when you can have FUN?! join our community of players who love living life on the edge with their sugary snacks and pixelated adventures. build your own diabetes-inducing castle and battle it out with other players in epic food fights. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the diabetes games begin!

Vexlaris

commands, custom portals, death chest, Economy, experience points, Grief Prevention, incentives, Interactive map, Jobs, Land Protection, Perks, player-engagement, Ranks, real time map, Resource Gathering, Rewards, server essentials, server map, Survival, web-based map, Whitelist, world navigation

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

CMI: CMI manages the economy, server essentials, and commands, with added features such as custom portals for travel between worlds. Grief Prevention: Players can claim and protect their land, ensuring builds are safe from unwanted griefing. AngelChest: When a player dies, their items are stored safely in an AngelChest, allowing them to retrieve everything without the stress of losing their valuables. Jobs Plugin: Players can take on jobs to earn money and experience points, which help them rank up and unlock new perks. TreeAssist: This handy plugin lets players quickly fell entire trees, making resource gathering faster and more efficient. LushRewards: Random rewards are distributed as players engage with the game, keeping things exciting and offering incentives for regular play. Dynmap: An interactive web-based map of the server, allowing players to view the world in real-time and navigate more easily.

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Hangout Haven Minecraft Server

Bars, Boomers, casual conversations, casual outings, clubs, crowded places, gatherings, hang out, Hangout, Haven, loud music, MAKING FRIENDS, meet friends, meeting new people, Minecraft, nightlife, Normal People, quiet environments, Server, social scenes, social settings, socializing, Talking

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Looking for a place to hang out and meet friends without dealing with boomers at empty bars or deafening music at clubs? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to make friends from all over the world. Who needs real-life bars and clubs when you can hang out in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes. So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious gaming experience, come join us today!

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6085
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is anything but boring! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just here to welcome you to the server! And that’s just the beginning of the madness.

Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ve ever seen. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to creepers that explode into confetti, you never know what you’re going to encounter next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? The community, of course! Our players are a crazy bunch of misfits who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Whether they’re pranking each other with invisible blocks or staging epic battles with nothing but potatoes, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos.

GFDriverSeatOops

accident, aita, Apology, cold, Communication, Conflict, Conversation, drivers seat, Driving, fender bender, GFDriverSeatOops, Girlfriend, hobby, misunderstanding, relationship, resolution, shock, Stubborn, ticket, traffic

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Crops Grown:	1232	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Just like the sudden stop in traffic that caught this poor guy off guard, our server will surprise you at every turn.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this guy’s girlfriend unexpectedly taking the wheel after a car accident. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter next?

But don’t worry, we promise not to leave you cold like this guy’s girlfriend. Our community is always warm and welcoming, ready to make you feel right at home. So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!