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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 5150 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?
Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!