Alberta MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

population exposure, gas, Canada, Oil, negative health outcomes

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

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Trade Minecraft SMP

Trading, Trade, Collectibles, Canada, saskatchewan

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do I have a deal for you! Join our server and trade your East Coast trading card for Alberta, Manitoba, and Sask trading cards! Why, you ask? Because we need more people on our server and apparently, we need more Republicans too. Don’t ask me why, I just work here.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your diamonds will be shinier, and creepers will start doing the Macarena instead of blowing up your house. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of trading cards, political affiliations, and nonsensical Minecraft shenanigans. Who knows, you might even become the mayor of Alberta one day. Just kidding, that’s not a thing. Or is it? Join now to find out!

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Jurassic Alberta Dig Site

Alberta, jurassic, Dig, Site

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we unearthed a MASSIVE dinosaur skull in northern alberta!!! like, who even knew dinosaurs were still chillin up there, amirite?? come join us and help us dig up more dino bones and create a prehistoric paradise in minecraft! we got T-rexes, velociraptors, and even a brontosaurus that doubles as a water slide. trust me, u ain’t never seen anything like this before. join now or miss out on the dino-mite fun!

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AccentExposeMC Server

Honesty, accent imitation, Deception, cultural expectations, Canadian

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone sounds the same? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of accents and confusion!

Imagine logging in and hearing your fellow players speak in a mix of Newfoundland, Australian, and General American accents. It’s like a linguistic rollercoaster!

We have players from all over the world, each with their own unique accent. You’ll never know who’s telling the truth about where they’re from – it’s like a game of accent detective!

Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for imitating accents like our sister from Canada!

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JasperFire Minecraft Server

forest management, Jasper National Park, Alberta, ReBuilding, disaster relief

OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s so lit, just like dis fire in Canada! We got so much chaos and destruction, it’s like a party for creepers! Join us if u wanna see the world burn, literally. We got lava everywhere, like a hot tub for zombies. Come on in and watch the world crumble before your eyes, it’s a blast! Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting, cuz it’s gonna be a scorcher! #BurningDownTheHouse #HotMess #MinecraftMayhem

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JasperFireRescueCraft

Jasper National Park, emergency response, Canadian resort town, natural disaster, Canada

come join our epic minecraft server where the flames are as high as 400ft and spread faster than you can say “creeper!” we’ve got a fire spread rate of approximately 15 metres per minute, so you better be quick on your feet or you’ll be toast! join now and see if you can survive the heat, just like poor jasper in the canadian resort town. who needs firefighters when you’ve got mad minecraft skills? let’s burn it up, baby!

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JasperFireFrenzy

wildfire management, Alberta, emergency services, Jasper National Park, natural disaster

lol come join our minecraft server where the only thing on fire is the competition! we got so much action you’ll think you’re in the middle of a wildfire (but don’t worry, we got water buckets for that).

our townsite of jasper is so lit, even the first responders are relocating here to get in on the fun. you’ll be building and battling like never before, with crazy challenges and epic loot at every turn.

so grab your pickaxe and get ready to blaze a trail to victory on our server. who needs real life when you can have this much excitement in minecraft? join now and let the games begin!

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CreeperCustody Minecraft Server

CreeperCustody, custody, security guard, travel, Schedule

Are you tired of boring custody battles and mundane parenting schedules? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of drama and adventure!

Imagine a world where your ex’s new girlfriend lives in Canada and he’s jet-setting off every other month, leaving you to pick up the parenting slack. Will you stand your ground and refuse to adjust the custody calendar, or will you cave under the pressure of 50-50 custody?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of virtual custody battles and outrageous demands as you navigate the complexities of co-parenting in a digital world. Will you be the ultimate co-parenting champion, or will you crumble under the weight of responsibility?

Join now for a chance to win exclusive in-game prizes and bragging rights as the most outrageous co-parent in the Minecraft universe! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

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Call of Blocky: Dial ‘1-403-926-5649’ for a wild Minecraft adventure!

Canada, area code, list, communication technology, telephone

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world! Can you handle it? – We have a secret underground base filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises. Just watch out for the TNT traps! – Our admin team consists of highly trained dolphins who will guide you through the treacherous waters of Minecraft. They may even grant you three wishes if you’re lucky! – The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but CHICKEN NUGGETS. Trade wisely! – We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of LAVA and EXPLOSIONS. Hold on tight!

So what are you waiting for? Call 1-403-926-5649 now and join the craziest Minecraft server of all time!

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FutureCraft: Where Creepers Drive Flying Cars and Steve Has a Jetpack!

cars, Dystopia, steve, Apocalypse, Canada

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to experience a server so lit that even time travelers are talking about it? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that people from the year 2075 are still raving about it!

Join us for a wild ride where anything is possible, including surviving a nuclear apocalypse caused by Trudeau nuking Alberta in 2030. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources and shelter to help you rebuild and thrive in this post-apocalyptic world.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of history (or future history, depending on how you look at it)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a time traveler or two along the way. See you in the game!

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