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BrokeButHappyCraft

BROKE, BrokeButHappyCraft, Choice, Contentment, decision, emotional well being, financial status, fulfillment, fulfillment over money, Happiness, happiness over wealth, Happy, life satisfaction, MONEY, not happy, perspective, Priorities, Rich, success, VALUES, wealth

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4499
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

#sustainability, anger, bonkers, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, controversial, diplomatic relations, ENERGY, energy independence, energy security, environmental policy, Fossil Fuels, Fuel, fuel import, Government, greenhouse gases, international relations, net zero, NetZeroNK, North Korea, Plan, renewable energy, uk

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2484
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

Abuse, believe.., easier, Hardships, love, Minecraft, Pain, PAINFUL, raped, retarded, rin, sakura, Sakuras, Server, SHINJI, Smile, Suffering, Support, Trauma, Watching, worms

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Crops Grown:	6243	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	7713	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is in the air and Sakura is our queen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

15 years apart, Communication, Decline, down and out, emotional baggage, Exs, forgiveness, healing, left, Minecraft, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Prime, reconciliation, regrets, relationships, second chances, self reflection, smp, take back ex, Trust, vulnerabilities, Years

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Emeralds Found:	6456	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoKidsAllowedMC

babysitter, bbq, Boundaries, childfree, cussing, Drinking, Expectations, Family Events, family friendly, family time, friendship, Game Nights, Kids, life choices, NoKidsAllowedMC, parenting, Parenting styles, park, socializing, toddlers, true friends

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2038
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Emeralds Found:	3747	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

attention-grabbing attire, attention-seeking attire, bold attire, bold fashion, controversial clothing, controversial fashion, daring fashion, edgy clothing, fashion choices, Men’s Fashion, Minecraft, provocative attire, provocative fashion, revealing fashion, revealing outfits, risque apparel, scandalous outfits, seductive clothing, sexy attire, sexy clothing, slutty clothing, smp, SMPFashionista

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

AnnoyingAF

annoying behaviors, annoying quirks, AnnoyingAF, bad habits, irritating habits, nitpicking, partner habits, partners annoying behaviors, partners annoying habits, partners annoying quirks, partners bad habits, partners irritating behaviors, partners irritating habits, partners irritating quirks, partners nitpicking, partners pet peeves, partners relationship annoyances, partners small habits, Pet Peeves, relationship annoyances, smallest habits

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3168	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Emeralds Found:	1249
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ores Mined:	8944	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!

UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Government, international relations, local emergency, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkrainianArsenal, weapons arsenal

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1872
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

CraftyCovidCraze

Communication, confirmation, confirms, Covid test machines, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, denial, Denies, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, News, pandemic, phone calls, Politics, putin, russia, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5384
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	194	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got a server for you! This server is so lit, even the Kremlin is talking about it! Rumor has it that Trump sent Putin some Covid test machines just so he could join this server and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Putin hasn’t been taking any phone calls since he left office because he’s been too busy building epic structures and slaying mobs on this server. Join now and you could be rubbing elbows with world leaders while you build your own Minecraft empire.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Brain Boosting Workout

#workout, BOOSTING, Brain, brain changes, brain development, brain health, brain plasticity, cognitive function, daily routines, exercise benefits., health consequences, lasting changes, lifestyle habits, long-lasting effects, long-term effects, memory consolidation, Mental Wellbeing, Neurological Impact, past actions, physical activity, restless night, sleep quality

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Star Shards Collected:	137
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Buildings Constructed:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426

join our minecraft server and watch as your brain transforms based on what you did two weeks ago. did you mine a ton of diamonds? congrats, now you’re a genius! did you fall off a cliff and lose all your stuff? sorry, now you’re a complete idiot. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

come for the crazy brain transformations, stay for the epic battles with giant mutant chickens and killer rabbits. trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!