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CraftyCrossposters: Where Anons, BTWers, and Minecrafters Unite!

achievement, Anons, appreciation, Assistance, better world, BTWers, collaboration, Community, Contribution, CraftyCrossposters, crossposters, Digital, Generosity, Grateful, Improvement, internet, Kindness, Minecrafters, ONLINE, premium account, sharing, solidarity, Support, Technology, unite, Unity

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2778
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Unicorns roam freely, granting wishes to lucky players who find them
Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind any Endermen who dare to look at them
Creeper explosions are replaced with showers of rainbows and glitter
Every player gets a penguin companion to keep them company on their adventures

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, it’s worth every penny. And remember, helping out by purchasing a premium account is a small price to pay for a better world. #SupportTheMadness

Blocky Blade Bash

5 days, anticipation, Bash, blade, blocky, countdown, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, game hype, game launch, game release, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming excitement, gaming industry, Hyped, Modern Gaming, New Release, Release, save gaming, stellar blade, upcoming game, video games

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Towns Built:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Holy Grails Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Only 5 days left until the most EPIC Minecraft server to ever grace the digital world is unleashed upon humanity! Are you ready to have your mind blown?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbows made out of diamonds. Not to mention, our server is guarded by a fierce army of llama warriors who will protect you from any pesky griefers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon on our server, you will be granted three wishes by the mystical minecraft gods. Want a pet dragon of your own? Done. How about a house made entirely of cake? Consider it done!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BulkCraft: Where Creepers Bulk Up and Endermen Hit the Gym

body composition, body image, Body transformation, Bodybuilding, bulk, BulkCraft, bulking, CREEPERS, diet, endermen, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, gym, health, Hit, intentional weight gain, mindset, muscle building, muscle gain, nutrition, physique, self improvement, strength training, weight gain

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to our unconventional Minecraft server where we embrace the beauty of being fat and ugly! Our players intentionally stuff themselves with virtual food until their stomachs explode, all in the name of fun and chaos.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of becoming a chunky blocky character and navigating through a world where being fat is celebrated. Who needs abs when you can have layers of virtual blubber instead?

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to embrace your inner chunkiness, come join us for a wild ride of gluttony and hilarity. Who knows, you might just find a new appreciation for being fat and ugly in Minecraft!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

Arcade, balance, Characters, Combos, Community, competitive, discussion, esports, FGG, fighting games, general, madness, MAYHEM, Mechanics, Meta, Minecraft, mmm, online play, pastebin, strategy, Tier List, Tips, Tournaments, Training

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the moonwalk! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers throw parties in your honor.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and a magic sword that could slay dragons with a single swipe. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dancing Enderman, who will bust a move for you if you bring him a stack of emeralds. And let’s not forget about the Talking Sheep who will give you valuable tips on how to survive in the wilderness.

So come on down to our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the Disco Zombies who love to boogie down while trying to eat your brains. Trust us, it’s a party you don’t want to miss!

Crafty Banter: Make a Mate

acceptance, banter, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Crafty, forgiveness, friendship, friendship goals, Friendship struggles, Lose a friend, Losing friends, loyalty, Make a friend, MAKING FRIENDS, Mate, personal growth, racism, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, social dynamics, They find out I’m racist, Trust

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	34
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with friendships, drama, and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on, ready to build your dream world with your new best friend. But uh-oh, turns out they’re actually a racist llama in disguise! Watch as you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft politics and lose a friend faster than you can say “creeper”.

But fear not, because on this server, every setback is just a hilarious plot twist waiting to happen. So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and build the craziest creations you can imagine. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Crafty McCraftface: The LOLz Edition

Anime, concubines, Crafty, desire, Dominant, Edition, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, Girls, hentai, Japanese culture, lolz, Manga, McCraftface, one night stands, Otaku, relationships, romance, sex slaves, submissive, taboo, temptation, waifu

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can find anime girls that you wouldn’t waifu but would take as concubines, sex slaves or just one-night stands!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated temptresses who are ready to fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Build your own harem of virtual vixens and conquer the virtual world with your anime beauties by your side.

But be warned, these anime girls are not your typical waifus. They are fierce, independent, and not afraid to kick some blocky butt. So grab your sword, armor up, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your journey to pixelated paradise with the most unconventional anime girls around. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for one of these virtual vixens in ways you never expected.

Sisterly Love Minecraft

best ways, Boundaries, controversial, desire, Erotica, family, FANTASY, forbidden love, fucking sister, guide to fuck sister, ideas, Intimacy, lets goo, love, Minecraft, Passion, relationships, secret rendezvous, sexual exploration, Siblings, Sisterly, Stories, taboo

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6359
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1451	Ores Mined:	1140
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	1094	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3237	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and your willingness to engage in some questionable activities!

Join us for the best ways to build, create, and explore…and maybe even some interesting interactions with your sister! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have on our server?

Our community is full of enthusiastic players who are always up for a good time, whether that involves building a giant castle or…well, you know.

So come on and join us for some unforgettable moments and unique experiences. Who knows, you might just end up with a new best friend…or a new step-sibling!

Pixel Ninja Adventures

80s innovation, Adventures, Aging population, American phones, Boomers, Chinese phones, global competition., high salary, innovation, international competition, Japanese economy, Japanese markets, Japanese tech, Japanese technology, Korean phones, ninja, nursing home, PIXEL, slipping behind, technological advancements, Vietnam laborers, workforce challenges

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Crops Grown:	7395	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boomers ruining everything? Join our server and escape to a world where Japanese tech is still #1! Forget about American or Chinese/Korean phones, we’re all about that Japanese innovation here.

On our server, you can build your own high-tech Japanese-inspired creations and show off your skills to the world. Don’t let boomers hold you back, come join us and be part of a community that values creativity and innovation above all else.

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where Japan is still ruling the tech world. Who knows what kind of adventures await you there?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the boomers behind and join us on our epic quest to bring Japanese tech back to its former glory!

Crafty Wose’s LOLz Mine

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7047
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1673
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the Wose are taking over the front page! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft and will guide you to victory. – We have a secret underground base where players can ride giant spiders as mounts and explore hidden treasures. – Our PvP battles are not your average fights – we have players riding unicorns shooting rainbow lasers at each other. – The winner of our weekly building contest gets to have a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. – We have a disco party every Friday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win diamond armor as prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Gamer Garb Galore: Choose Your Minecraft Style!

#gamer, accessories, attire, Casual, choose, comfortable, controller, COSPLAY, esports, fashion, Galore, gamer girl, gamer guy, Gaming, garb, headset, Jeans, Minecraft, online gaming, SNEAKERS, Streamer, Style, t-shirt, video games

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	144	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Picture this: you log onto the server and are immediately greeted by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. These sophisticated llamas will guide you through the server and show you all the epic features it has to offer.

But that’s not all! As you explore the server, you’ll come across a secret underground bunker where a group of dancing pandas are throwing a wild party. Join them for a dance-off and earn exclusive rewards that will make all your friends jealous.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every Sunday, the server hosts a chicken rodeo where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and compete for the title of Rodeo Champion. It’s a wild and wacky event that you won’t want to miss!

So, what are you waiting for? Put on your best gamer attire and join this server for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!