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Einstein’s Super-Loop Minecraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magic Items Found:	5968
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have uncovered the secrets of albert einstein’s nonlocal hidden variables!!! forget about john bell’s super-deterministic loophole, we have closed that shizzz down!!! join us and discover the power of these hidden variables, and how they can lead to false positives and negatives in your minecraft adventures!!! who needs conventional science when you have our crazy server to explore?!?! join now for a mind-bending experience like no other!!!

EinsteinCraft: Where Marilyn Monroe Plays Albert Einstein!

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1610
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ores Mined:	9327	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and Albert Einstein is actually just a character played by Marilyn Monroe!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly Marilyn Monroe herself appears and starts reciting the theory of relativity while doing the cha-cha. And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs – they’ll swoop down and steal your diamonds if you’re not careful!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Marilyn Monroe’s secret double life as a genius physicist!

ZombieCraft: Because who needs sleep when you can mine all night?

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to keep you up all night with excitement! Who needs sleep when you can join our server and embark on epic adventures that will have you on the edge of your seat (or bed, if you’re playing from there)?

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about going to work tomorrow because you’ll be too busy building the most insane creations you’ve ever seen. From towering castles to pixelated masterpieces, the possibilities are endless on our server. And who needs a job when you can become the richest player on the server by mining diamonds like a pro?

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to sleep and hello to the most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life. Join our server now and prepare to be blown away by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your boss might)!

Creepers Gone Wild

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1630
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Enchantments Applied:	164	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a recreational narcotics merchant in your area! That’s right, you can trade all your diamonds for some sweet, sweet potions that will make your gameplay even more epic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. This majestic creature will guide you through the treacherous lands of Minecraft with its impeccable fashion sense and killer dance moves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve’s pet pig, Porkchop? Legend has it that Porkchop will grant you three wishes if you can find him and offer him a golden carrot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your virtual life! Just watch out for those creepers – they have a tendency to photobomb your selfies at the worst possible moment.

Momiji’s ChillCraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2165

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to kick back, relax, and let your inner zen flow? Look no further than Soft, relaxing Momiji! Our server is like a virtual spa for your mind, body, and blocky soul.

Join us for daily yoga sessions in the virtual sunflower fields, where you can stretch your pixelated limbs and find your inner peace. Need a break from building? Take a dip in our lava hot tubs for the ultimate relaxation experience.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Momiji tree, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it’s guarded by a pack of wild wolves who only respond to players who can speak in emoji. Are you up for the challenge?

So why wait? Join Soft, relaxing Momiji today and experience Minecraft like never before. Namaste, my blocky brethren.

Cheater’s Paradise: Where love and blocks collide!

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	536728	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! We promise no cheating girlfriends here, only blocks and mobs to keep you entertained. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server increases your chances of finding true love in the virtual world. Who needs physical contact when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid? Join us now for a love story like no other!

KaijuCraft: Where Giant Pixels Roam Free!

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Enchantments Applied:	176
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4183
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Crops Grown:	5141

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever goes wrong? Well, look no further because on our server, EVERYTHING goes wrong! From creepers blowing up your house to zombies stealing your diamonds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and mayhem. Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have non-stop action and adventure? Plus, where else can you find a server where the pigs ride on top of the chickens and the cows do the moonwalk?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

CraftyCreeper’s Quest for Love

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Ores Mined:	4146	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in Minecraft? Are you looking for a black gf to join you on your pixelated adventures? Look no further than our server! Our community is filled with strong, independent black girlfriends who are ready to take on the virtual world with you. From building epic castles to battling mobs, you’ll never have a dull moment with your new black gf by your side. Join now and start your quest for love and diamonds today!

Crafty Queens & Diverse Dudes

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Crops Grown:	1576
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Void Gems Collected:	38	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest items in the game, like the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom or the mystical Chicken Nugget of Power.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a llama DJ spinning tunes on a record player made of emeralds.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour course that’s so challenging, even the most skilled players have been known to rage quit in frustration.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of madness, mayhem, and llamas like you’ve never seen before!

Salmon Sperm Shack

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Secret Passages Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the salmon are getting in on the action! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the mysteries of the ocean and uncover the truth behind why it’s so salty. Who knew that salmon could release sperm in such a hilarious way? With no hands needed, they’re always ready to go! So come on and join us for a salty adventure unlike any other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a towel, things might get a little messy!

KaijuuCraft: Destroy, Build, Repeat!

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	206981	Enchantments Applied:	276
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your life? Well, look no further because our server is like a giant Kaijuu no8 stomping through your favorite shounen manga/anime!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling epic monsters and saving the world, just like in your favorite manga/anime. Our server will make you feel like a true hero as you embark on crazy adventures and face off against powerful foes.

So why wait? Join our server now and let Kaijuu no8 clear your path to victory! Who knows, you might even discover hidden powers and become the ultimate hero of the Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Blocky BJs: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of friendly zombies show up to help you decorate! And don’t even get me started on the creepers who just want to cuddle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance the night away with skeletons and endermen. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Friday night to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).