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Albert Einstein

  • Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

    Gravity Exists, We Just Found It
    So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

    So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Einstein’s Super-Loop Minecraft

    Einstein’s Super-Loop Minecraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have uncovered the secrets of albert einstein’s nonlocal hidden variables!!! forget about john bell’s super-deterministic loophole, we have closed that shizzz down!!! join us and discover the power of these hidden variables, and how they can lead to false positives and negatives in your minecraft adventures!!! who needs conventional science when you have our crazy server to explore?!?! join now for a mind-bending experience like no other!!!

    New Minecraft Server
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