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BlockyAdventure Minecraft Server

advocacy, albanese, anti-Israel, BlockyAdventure, controversy, Disclosure, Ethics, Expenses, foreign affairs, funding, Government, international relations, Israel, lobbying, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, paid, Politics, Server, transparency, trip, UN, united nations

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

haha yall wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got UN paying for trips to lobby against Israel like whaaaaat 😂🤣 we got pigs flying and cows doing the cha cha slide, it’s a party up in here 🐷🕺 join us and you might just find a diamond block in your toilet, true story bro 💎🚽 and if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, don’t be scared, he’s just here to sell you some fireworks for your next epic build 🎆🤠 so come on over and let’s get this party started, who needs the real world when you got our server, amirite? 🌍🔥 #UNpaidforourpartay #MinecraftMadness

BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

adolescence, age appropriate, aita, Boundaries, BrotherlyCraft, Communication, consent, Decision making, Edition, education, explicit language, family dynamics, noob, parenting, Pregnancy, real world education, RESPONSIBILITY, sex education, sibling relationships, STDs, taboo subjects, Understanding, young adult

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9901
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Magic Items Found:	4359	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

CraftyAddictz

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	355
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

#announcement, #classified information, Disclosure, exclusive, Government, government officials, leadership, national security, Oct 16, parliamentary leaders, Plans, Politics, President Zelensky, secret, secret plan, strategy, strategy briefing, Top, top lawmaker, Ukraine, Unveiling, victory plan, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8933
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

abandonware, adventure game, Classic Game, copyright infringement, Cyberpunk, Den, Download, emulation, Gaming, Gaming Community, hideo kojima, illegal, iso, long tail tag, Minecraft, PC, Pirate, Pirates, Policenauts, retro gaming, ROM, Server, Snatcher

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3928
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

Blockchain, blockchain development, blockchain technology, Chainlink Labs, Complaints, cryptocurrency, data manipulation, decentralized finance, Défi, digital assets, financial ecosystem, implementation detail, innovation, Minecraft, oracle network, Secure, smart contracts, smp, stealing fees, stop complaining, StopComplainingAboutChainlinkLabsStealingThe, transparency, trustless

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	238	Emeralds Found:	6678
Ores Mined:	2822	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Farms Harvested:	682	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

childhood beliefs, childhood fantasies, childhood fantasies come true, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood magic, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood tales, childhood whimsy, childhood wonder, ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP, funny childhood memories, funny stories, imaginative thinking, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly childhood beliefs, silly misconceptions

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

BlockBucks Adventures

Adventures, Blockbucks, career fulfillment, doing what I love, dream job, financial freedom, following my dreams, living my best life, living my ideal life, living without worry, no boundaries, no financial constraints, no limitations, passion project, pursuing my dreams, pursuing my goals, pursuing my passions, ultimate happiness, unlimited possibilities, unlimited resources, without financial worries

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Towns Built:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

Astronomy, Burned, burned out, Cosmic, Dark, Dead, Distance, Existential, Light, Mystery, night sky, past, Perception, Reality, SKY, speculation, Stars, theory, Time, Universe, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Mines Excavated:	2553
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

FreePvP

/warp box, Anarchy, Cross-Play, Explore, FreePvP, Friends, Kit, KitPvP, PvP, random people, Survival, Vanilla, world

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Villages Defended:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	9

FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

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Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

American politics, campaign trail, Campaigning, Democratic candidate, election 2020, Election boost, Election Coverage, election strategy, election tactics, Independent news, Joe Rogan Podcast, kamala harris, Kamalas, Media appearance, Minecraft, Political interview, political podcast, Presidential election, rogans, Server, Surprise, surprise appearance, trump, us politics, vice president

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	21864	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!