Albacore Tuna Classification MC Servers

OrbanCraft: No Role for Zelenskyy

talks, rejection, zelenskyy, summit, Négotiation

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can see zelenskyy and orban dukin it out in a pvp arena. like, they’re tryna settle their beef in minecraft instead of real life. it’s like, so epic. u can even bet on who’s gonna win and if u guess right, u get a pet llama named fluffy. plus, there’s this secret underground base where u can find all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for the zombie pigmen, they’re always tryna steal ur loot. so come join the fun and witness the ultimate showdown between zelenskyy and orban, only on this minecraft server. u won’t regret it, bro.

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Carbocraft: Fueling Fun with Hydrocarbons!

combustion process, metabolism, carbon dioxide production, similarities between cars and humans, car mechanics

COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE WE RUN ON THE POWER OF CELLULAR RESPIRATION AND ENGINE COMBUSTION! 🚗💨

IMAGINE MINING FOR DIAMONDS WHILE YOUR CHARACTER IS LITERALLY BREATHING LIKE A CAR! 🤯

OUR PLAYERS HAVE REPORTED FEELING LIKE A REAL-LIFE ENGINE, REVVING UP TO TAKE ON THE MINECRAFT WORLD! 🌍💥

SO IF YOU WANT A SERVER THAT WILL LITERALLY MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A SPEEDY, DIAMOND-HUNTING MACHINE, JOIN US TODAY! 🏁💎🔥

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CardioCraft: Saving Blocks, One Heart at a Time

American College of Cardiology, healthcare infrastructure, healthcare access, healthcare services, healthcare accessibility

so like, u know how there’s like 22 million peeps in the US who like, don’t have a cardiologist in their county? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got cardiologists for everyone! like, we even got cardiologists for your minecraft pets, cuz why not, right?

come join us and let our cardiologists take care of all your heart needs, whether it’s a broken heart from falling off a cliff or just needing some heartwarming love and support. we even have special heart-shaped diamonds you can mine to show your cardiologist how much you appreciate them.

plus, our cardiologists are like, super skilled at building heart-themed structures in minecraft, so you can have the most love-filled world ever. join now and let your heart be filled with joy and love, all thanks to our amazing cardiologists on this epic minecraft server!

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NorwegianNonsense Minecraft Server

NorwegianNonsense, Minecraft, Server, norgetråden, 199487275

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary KneggeutgavenForrige, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who can defeat it in a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your dancing shoes and a healthy dose of insanity.

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EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

Interactive map, Gaming, discussion, Lands Between, patch notes

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through the lands between, where you can explore interactive maps, plan out your character builds, and even participate in epic group battles with the password “erg” (because why not?).

Our latest patch includes updates that will blow your mind, and our main information document is like a pasta recipe for success in the world of Elden Ring.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and wondering why you didn’t join sooner. Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our server today!

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AuntieSisterBan Minecraft Server

overstepped, Sacrifices, Respect, estranged mother, sister

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the sacrifices you’ve made for your little sister? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no estranged mothers will be allowed in without CPS supervision! Join now and avoid family drama like a pro player dodging creepers. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about your Aunt causing chaos in the chat. So come on, join us and leave the family drama behind – unless it’s in-game drama, then bring it on! #MinecraftFamilyDramaServer

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BirthCraftHoldMyHand

relationship, hand holding, ObGyn, medical professional, equality

Are you tired of boring old birth plans? Want to spice things up and join a Minecraft server where the baby is delivered by a pixelated doctor? That’s right, on our server, your husband can live out his dream of delivering your baby virtually! No need for an OBGYN, just log on and let the fun begin.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can your husband deliver the baby, but you can also choose from a variety of other family members to step in if needed. Want your mom, dad, or even your pet goldfish to catch the baby? The possibilities are endless on our server.

And don’t worry about your doctor husband stealing the spotlight – on our server, everyone gets a chance to shine. Plus, with our virtual prenatal appointments, you can ask all your questions without anyone talking exclusively to the doctor. It’s a win-win for everyone!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience childbirth like never before. Who needs a traditional birth plan when you can have a pixelated delivery with your loved ones by your side? It’s a birthing experience you’ll never forget (and neither will your virtual baby)!

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Hatewatch Minecraft Server

not my cup of tea, opinion, trending, television, TV series

Are you tired of being the odd one out in your friend group because you can’t stand that one show everyone raves about? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict ban on all things related to that show! No more awkward conversations about why you don’t like it, just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where that show doesn’t exist. Join us and revel in the glory of being the rebel who dares to go against the mainstream! Plus, rumor has it that the creator of that show tried to join our server once, but was promptly kicked out for their questionable taste in entertainment. So come on over and join us for a good laugh at their expense!

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SpookyCraft: Fictional Fears

Movie, fear, Monster, chilling, Terrifying

Picture this: a Minecraft server where all your favorite fictional characters come to life…and not in a good way. Imagine running into Pennywise from IT while mining for diamonds, or being chased by the Demogorgon from Stranger Things while trying to build your dream castle.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on this server. You can team up with the Avengers to take down Thanos, or join forces with Harry Potter to defeat Voldemort. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the Night King from Game of Thrones to a snowball fight in the icy tundra.

So why join this server? Because where else can you battle zombies with Batman, ride dragons with Daenerys Targaryen, and prank call the Joker all in one place? It’s a virtual world where the impossible becomes possible, and the only limit is your imagination. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime…if you dare.

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KyivEmergencyMCServer

photos, kyiv, extinguished, Disaster Recovery, emergency services

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have over 1,000 emergency workers on site after Russian strike on Kyiv! We have one blaze contained, others extinguished – photos to prove it!

Join us for the most intense firefighting action in Minecraft history! Build your own fire station, rescue stranded villagers, and battle blazes with your friends.

But beware, the Russian strikes may still be lurking around the corner, ready to set your builds on fire! Can you save Kyiv from destruction? Join now and find out!

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