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SMP_CraftyCreeper_68117310

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2851
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Runes Activated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Welcome to loona, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because loona is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles where players ride pigs into battle armed with nothing but carrots. Or how about our weekly “Troll Tuesday” events where players can prank each other with exploding chickens and invisible blocks?

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to trade with them? Better brush up on your llama language skills!

And don’t even get us started on our annual “Dress Like a Creeper” day where players compete to see who can blend in with the creepers the best. Trust us, it’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join loona today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe invest in some llama repellent.

Creepers in the Mine

bad news, BETRAYAL, CREEPERS, criticism, devastating news, devastating truth, devastation, Disappointment, dreadful, Failure, harsh reality, HEARTBREAK, Loss, rejection, Shocking.., Terrifying, Tragedy, unwanted, unwelcome information, Worst Case Scenario, worst nightmare

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6840
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9334
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a zombie pigman? Well, fear not my friend, because we have the perfect server for you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about the joy of building your dream castle, only to have it randomly explode every Tuesday at 3:00 PM sharp?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server if you want to hear the sweet sound of a creeper serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Shark” on a loop. Or maybe you’re in the mood for a treasure hunt where the only clues are written in ancient pig Latin.

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos, the madness, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have explosions and chicken armies instead? Join us now, if you dare!

Ukraine’s Speedy Brigade – Invading Russia

aggression, Army, Brigade, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitical, international relations, INVADING, Invasion, Military, military intervention, military strategy, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, Speedy, Troops, Ukraine, Ukraines, War

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we have the toughest and fastest brigades from ukraine invading russia! we got soldiers in full gear fighting off creepers and zombies like it’s world war 3! join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we conquer the minecraft world together. plus, our leader is a secret agent who can summon lightning bolts with just a snap of his fingers. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this insane action-packed server!

SimpCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your inner simp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for Kennedy/Shanahan to reach the simp voterbase! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond gifts, virtual roses, and even a special “Simp of the Month” competition where the winner gets to be serenaded by our resident bard with a custom love song. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your simp skills and make new friends who understand your dedication to your favorite Minecraft crush. Join now and let the simp-tastic adventures begin!

TopNotchCrafters Minecraft SMP: Are They Really the Best?

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. Or how about participating in our annual “Build-a-Beach” competition where players race against each other to create the most ridiculous beach scene using only blocks of cheese and slime?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens while trying to knock each other off with giant carrots. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of our server and earn the title of “Master of Madness”!

PimplePoppin’ Minecraft Server

Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Breakout, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consent, discomfort, emotional response, Insecurity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, overreaction, personal space, PimplePoppin, Pimples, relationship, Respect, self esteem, Server, skincare

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Love Letters Sent:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of your boyfriend rubbing your face like it’s a magic lamp on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict no-face-rubbing policy! Join us and never worry about awkward breakout patches being rubbed again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. Rumor has it, if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So if you’re looking for a server where boundaries are respected and crazy adventures await, join us now! Who knows, you might even find a boyfriend who doesn’t think face rubbing is a normal conversation starter.

BlockBuddiesCraft

BlockBuddiesCraft, Boundaries, Communication, consent, coworker, engaged, Etiquette, feelings, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, loyalty, misunderstanding, personal space, professional behavior, relationships, Respect, social dynamics, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, work trip

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server where personal space is always respected, unlike poor Marcus on that work trip!

Join us for a fun and friendly community where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. No need to worry about awkward shoulder resting situations here, unless of course, you’re into that kind of thing (we don’t judge).

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a friend like Sam who knows how to respect boundaries and keep things platonic.

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of shoulder resting (with consent, of course). See you in the game!

CraftyMinecrafters

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Tired of dealing with annoying trolls and drama queens on social media? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between Steve and his pet pig, Porkchop. Our server is a troll-free zone, unless you count the actual trolls that live under our virtual bridges. But don’t worry, they’re more interested in collecting shiny diamonds than causing trouble.

Looking for a place where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment? On our server, you can build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks if that’s what tickles your fancy. We don’t judge, we just marvel at your questionable taste in building materials.

Sick of seeing the same old recycled memes and cat videos on your feed? Join our server and experience a whole new world of dank memes and hilarious cat videos – all created by our talented community of players. Who needs social media influencers when you have Minecraft players who can build a functioning roller coaster out of redstone and minecarts?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and come join our Minecraft server where the only thing trending is your epic builds and ridiculous antics. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and welcoming community anywhere else.

SinaiSmugglersCraft

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	108	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Buildings Constructed:	27
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

So, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro! We got crazier stuff happening than arms smuggling from Egypt’s Sinai, like, who even cares about that when you could be building epic castles and battling creepers with your homies? Plus, we got this wild story about how the founder of the server once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story, bro! So, like, forget about Qatar and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures, yo!

AntSizedSwordSwing

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7782
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Farms Harvested:	327
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Holy Grails Found:	4

come join our minecraft server where the swords are bigger than your mom’s meatloaf! we got anime swords so big, they make skyscrapers look like toothpicks. imagine slicing through creepers with a sword the size of a school bus! it’s like playing minecraft on hard mode, but with extra ridiculousness.

our server is so epic, even the villagers are in on the action. they ride around on giant chickens and throw emeralds at you like confetti. and don’t even get me started on the pigs – they wear top hats and monocles and demand to be called sir oinksalot. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break it down on the dance floor. zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons doing the macarena – it’s a sight to behold.

so come on over to our minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. just watch out for the giant anime swords – they may be bigger than you, but they’re definitely not smarter.