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Behind You Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and danger lurks around every corner! Join us if you dare, but beware of the creepers that have been known to throw surprise parties behind unsuspecting players.

Our server is not for the faint of heart, as we have a notorious group of pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you jump out of your seat. One time, a player was peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of chickens descended from the sky and started pelting them with eggs. It was clucking madness!

But fear not, for our community is filled with laughter and camaraderie. We have epic build battles where players compete to create the most outrageous structures, from giant toilets to floating castles made entirely out of cake. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players search far and wide for hidden loot that is guarded by evil rabbits with a taste for mischief.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unexpected surprises. Just remember to always keep an eye out behind you, because you never know what might be lurking in the shadows.

Helene’s Crafty Catastrophe

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Enchantments Applied:	141
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Star Shards Collected:	214
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is like Hurricane Helene on steroids, bro. It’s so massive and crazy, even the forecasters are like, “Whoa, what is happening here?!” Join this server if you want to experience the wildest, most epic Minecraft adventures of your life. We got giant tornadoes made of diamonds, lava waterfalls that flow with chocolate milk, and a secret underground base where all the creepers throw dance parties. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insane ride. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get weird!

Plop Plop Plop Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	111	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	221
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Towns Built:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, the pigs fly, the cows dance, and the creepers tell jokes!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of Ender Dragons, build houses out of diamond blocks, and battle giant zombie chickens. Our server is so wild, even the villagers have their own reality TV show!

But that’s not all – we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted weapons that shoot fireworks, and a magical potion that turns you into a unicorn. And did we mention our annual “TNT vs Watermelon” battle royale event? It’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just be careful not to get pranked by the mischievous leprechauns hiding in the mines!

MissileSwapCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6559
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ores Mined:	2878	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

omg guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like totally lit like a firework on a unicorn’s birthday party. we got so many crazy things happening like pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the US government is shook. They think we’re gonna start a missile transfer operation with Iran and Russia. Like, can you imagine? We’re just here building pixelated castles and they’re thinking we’re plotting world domination.

So come join us and be part of the most scandalous Minecraft server in the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top secret government conspiracy while mining for diamonds. YOLO, amirite?

CreeperConfessions

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ores Mined:	9799	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still hugs)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of potion brewing. Want to know their secret recipe for unlimited chicken nuggets? Join our server and find out!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. Will you be brave enough to out-dance them and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

CreeperCarnage-69

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	159	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Have you ever been chased by a horde of creepers while trying to build a house made entirely of TNT? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, epic battles with giant spiders, and the chance to befriend a pet zombie pigman named Bob.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay blocks of diamond instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground lair of the elusive Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to a game of Minecraft chess.

So if you’re ready to test your survival skills in the craziest Minecraft world imaginable, join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos!

FunkyCraft SMP – This is so Creeper’d up

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3247
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1808	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to witness the craziest shenanigans that would make Japan blush and beg for a global intervention.

We have players who have built giant statues of anime characters using only dirt blocks, others who have created roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, and one player who accidentally turned their entire base into a hot spring resort for creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include synchronized sheep shearing competitions, underwater pig racing, and a weekly dance party at the Nether portal.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of madness and mayhem, join us on this Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base exploded).

BlockyBizarreCity

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	307
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Have you ever seen a llama riding a pig through the streets of a bustling city? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more explosions than a creeper convention. Trust us, you’ll never look at public weirdness the same way again after joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let the madness begin!

GiantCreepersRUs

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1880
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Potions Brewed:	169
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Void Armor Forged:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Imagine a world where everything is ten times bigger than usual – the trees, the animals, even the creepers! Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is hilariously oversized for your entertainment.

Join us for epic battles against giant spiders that are so big, they could wrap you up in their webs and use you as a toothpick. Or how about taking on a massive zombie that’s so tall, it can reach the clouds and rain down brains on unsuspecting players?

But the real fun begins when you come face to face with a colossal Ender Dragon that’s so huge, it could swallow you whole in one gulp. Don’t worry though, we’ve equipped our players with jetpacks and laser guns to take down these monstrous foes.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s larger than life, come join us for a wild ride of absurdity and chaos. Just be sure to watch your step – you never know when a giant chicken might come stomping through the landscape!

CreeperFamChat

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9728
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	8925
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of boring old family drama? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only creepy things you’ll hear are the sounds of zombies and skeletons trying to hunt you down! Say goodbye to awkward family conversations and hello to epic adventures in a blocky world filled with surprises around every corner. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to escape to? Join us now and make memories that will make your family’s creepy stories seem like child’s play!

PremierePanicMC

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3757
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5808	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being replaced at the last minute like a forgotten side character in a play? Then join our Minecraft server, where you are the star of the show every single day! No passive aggressive comments here, just pure fun and excitement as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual world.

Unlike the rocky horror show, where you were pushed to the back line, on our server, you will always be front and center, stealing the spotlight with your epic creations and hilarious jokes. Say goodbye to early morning shows with no audience, and hello to a 24/7 party where everyone is cheering for you!

Don’t feel guilty for leaving that play, you deserve better! Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any drama or last-minute replacements. Trust us, once you experience the thrill of our Minecraft world, you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be the true narrator of your own adventure!

BullshitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of being fed the same old excuses on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we promise no more “I didn’t get the notification” or “I was asleep” nonsense! Our players are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to come up with lame excuses. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by highly intelligent llamas who are tired of being underestimated. So come join us and show those llamas some respect!

HoleAnon’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4910
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server! It’s like a never-ending rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. Picture this: a giant hole in the ground that leads to a secret underground city filled with diamond-wearing chickens and talking creepers. And rumor has it, if you jump in the hole, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and shenanigans waiting for you on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s dive headfirst into the madness together!

BattleOfDerpCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Votes:	9244
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Alien Abductions:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Divine Spears Created:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience battles so epic, they’ll make the Trojan War look like a playground squabble! Our players have reenacted historic battles from throughout history, from the Battle of Thermopylae to the Siege of Stalingrad.

Picture this: you’re charging into battle with a team of fellow players dressed in full medieval armor, wielding diamond swords and riding on armored horses. The enemy forces are closing in, but you refuse to back down. With a battle cry that shakes the very foundations of the virtual world, you charge headfirst into the fray, determined to emerge victorious or die trying.

But that’s not all – our server also features custom-built arenas where players can engage in gladiator-style combat, pitting their skills against each other in a fight to the death. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion, or will you fall in glorious defeat?

So why wait? Join our server today and become a part of history in the making! Who knows, maybe one day your epic battles will be sung about in virtual taverns for generations to come.

AussieCraft: Noobs Not Deliberately Killed!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Votes:	7954	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and they found a secret diamond mine that led them to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare potions. But that’s not even the craziest part – they also stumbled upon a group of friendly creepers who helped them build the most epic castle you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and granted unlimited diamonds for eternity. Plus, every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, a real-life llama will appear at your doorstep and serenade you with Minecraft parodies of popular songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CaveManNoPantsMC

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1088
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got captain caveman running around naked under all that fur. like, who knew, right? it’s a wild ride, man. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a whole circus up in here. join now before the aliens come and take over. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the party, dude.

CraftyPants Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Votes:	6544	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Void Armor Forged:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	8876	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly and creepers dance? Then come join our server, where the grass is neon pink and the diamonds are made of cheese!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and skeleton chickens, and embark on quests to find the mythical golden potato of power. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Olympics, where players compete in events like chicken jousting and egg throwing. And every full moon, the sky rains down diamonds and emeralds for all to collect.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

BrosBeforeBlocks Minecraft SMP

bonds, BrosBeforeBlocks, brotherhood, Buddies, childhood memories, close friends, Companionship, Connection, emotional, friendship, longing, Memories, Minecraft, missing friends, Nostalgia, old times, PALS, Reminiscing, smp, social media, streamable, Video, yearning

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magic Items Found:	5278	Zombie Dances:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Emeralds Found:	4043
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you miss the good old days of hanging out with your bros and causing chaos in the virtual world? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to staging elaborate treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden passageways. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Mom’s Money Moves Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your financial troubles? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join? Because on our server, we don’t take your hard-earned money and hide it in our bank accounts like some sneaky moms. No, on our server, you get to keep all your diamonds and emeralds to yourself!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone swiping your savings. That’s the kind of freedom you’ll find on our server.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs financial stress when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Let’s build and laugh together on our server – where your money is safe and sound in your virtual pockets!

ToiletTraining101

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any un-flushed business in the toilets! Unlike my cousin’s house, where her young boys are apparently too busy building dirt houses in Minecraft to learn basic bathroom etiquette, our server is a haven of cleanliness and courtesy.

Join us for epic adventures, where you won’t have to worry about stepping into a stinky surprise left behind by careless players. Our community is filled with responsible gamers who know how to hit that flush button like a pro.

Don’t let your gaming experience be tainted by unsightly messes and unpleasant odors. Come join us and experience a world where even the creepers have better bathroom manners than my cousin’s kids. Trust me, you won’t regret it!