On our server, you can create your own crazy stories like the time someone built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs, or when a group of players formed a secret underground society of llama lovers. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama in college friendships.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you punch a tree to gather resources, ride a pig into battle, and build a castle made entirely of cake? Plus, we have a strict “no blaming your friends for everything” policy, so you can focus on having fun without the unnecessary drama.
Don’t be the bad person in your friend group, join our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who won’t throw you under the bus for forgiving your enemies. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s build some memories together!
OUR SERVER IS SO WILD, IT MAKES THE NETHER LOOK LIKE A PICNIC IN THE OVERWORLD. WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A SKELETON FIGHTING A ZOMBIE.
JOIN US FOR A RIDE THAT’S CRAZIER THAN A PIG RIDING A MINECART. YOU’LL BE LAUGHING SO HARD, YOU’LL FORGET ABOUT THOSE CREEPERS BLOWING UP YOUR HOUSE.
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS. JUST REMEMBER TO BRING YOUR DIAMOND SWORD AND A SENSE OF HUMOR. LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN!
and, like, if that’s not enough to get you pumped, we also have this epic treasure hunt where you gotta find the hidden diamonds scattered all over the map. but watch out for the lava traps, they’ll getcha every time.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club we have? yeah, it’s bumpin’ every night with zombies breakin’ it down on the dance floor. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.
so, like, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends (even if they’re pixelated), you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they’re always up to no good.
But wait, there’s more. Our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. You gotta bust a move to get past them and claim your riches. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a unicorn that farts rainbows and grants you three wishes.
So come join our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky hand dryers, they might suck you into a vortex of madness.
Looking for a thrilling survival Minecraft experience? Join the Magetown Network, where magic, challenges, and camaraderie await!
| Features |
|---|
| Easy to create chest shops |
| A small but consistent community |
| Very stable performance |
| No pay to win (no webstore) |
| No game-breaking changes |
| Claims |
| Active moderator team |
| New game modes planned in the very near future |
| Community-driven model |
| Powered by donations |
| Regular streams of the server |
| Easy-to-contact moderator team in the event of griefing or hacking |
Server IP: play.magetown.uk 1.7.x-1.21, crossplay supported
Bedrock IP: bedrock.magetown.uk Port: 19132
Website (and forums): https://magetown.uk/
Discord: https://magetown.uk/discord
Come and claim your place on the Magetown Network today!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | You can join by using the server IP: play.magetown.uk |
| Is the server pay-to-win? | No, there is no webstore and no pay-to-win systems in place. |
| Are there any age restrictions? | You must be over 13 to apply for builder or moderator positions. |
| Can I apply to be a builder or moderator? | Yes, you can submit a ticket with examples of your builds. |
| What are the available game modes? | The available game modes are Survival Multiplayer, OneBlock Skyblock, KitPVP (limited time), and the new Lifesteal mode. |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their bovine tyranny?
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that there is a hidden portal to a parallel dimension where everything is made out of candy. Imagine building a house out of chocolate blocks and farming gummy bears for food!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Who knows what wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next!
