Alarmed MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Fearful Boboid Minecraft SMP

uneasy, alarmed, anxious, frightened, petrified

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming dance parties instead of exploding! – The villagers have formed a secret underground society where they trade emeralds for rare enchanted items… and dance battles. – Our server owner once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. True story. – We have a secret hidden treasure chest that contains unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you can survive the madness! Remember, the bottom is in…whatever that means.

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CreeperCarnage

horrified, Horror, CreeperCarnage, fright, alarmed

Are you terrified of getting lost in the vast world of Minecraft, never to find your way back home? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a magical compass that will always lead you back to safety! Join us and never worry about losing your way again.

But wait, there’s more! Are you scared of running into creepy mobs in the dark caves of Minecraft? Don’t fret, because on our server, all the mobs have been replaced with adorable kittens and puppies! You’ll never have to worry about being attacked by zombies or skeletons again.

And if you’re truly afraid of being alone in this blocky world, don’t worry because our server is always bustling with friendly players who are ready to team up and conquer the Minecraft universe together. Join us and never feel lonely again!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and conquer your fears in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!

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Woke Up Minecraft Server

Surprise, Woke, Shocked, unexpected, disbelief

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up to bizarre and mysterious occurrences is just part of the fun! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing what the heck is going on every time you log in.

One time, a player woke up in the server to find their entire house covered in pink sheep. Another player reported seeing a giant chicken roaming around the spawn area, clucking menacingly. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally summoned a horde of angry llamas by trying to build a llama farm.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

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MissileCraft Server

united states, Military, national security, international relations, Iranian

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit even the US is shook? well, this server is so insane that even Iran and Russia are teaming up to transfer missiles just to try and take it down. like, imagine the chaos and epic battles that will go down on this server. join now if u wanna be part of the most intense minecraft experience ever. trust me, u won’t regret it. let’s show those missile-transferring countries who’s boss in the world of blocks and creepers.

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ScaredyCraft SMP

fear, smp, Panic, Scared, anxiety

Are you scared of missing out on the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, fear no more because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP? That’s right, these llamas are not to be messed with. They will kick your butt in-game and in real life if you dare to challenge them.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere deep within its walls. Will you be the one to find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of fun, chaos, and llama-led shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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PutinCraft Minecraft Server

Interference, cybersecurity, Political, Disinformation, alarmed

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret society of Russian Facebook pages tryna mess with da UK election! The Tories are shakin’ in their boots cuz we out here buildin’ pixelated castles and trollin’ ’em with memes! Join us if u wanna be part of da chaos and make da politicians sweat! Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new recruits, so come on and join da fun! #RussianMinecraftRevolution #TrollinTories #PixelatedPolitics

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CreepyCraft: Where ‘I am scared’ turns into ‘I am LOLing’

dreadful, turns, uneasy, SUCKS, unsettling

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the robobrains are actually our friendly helpers! Don’t be scared, embrace the chaos and join us for a wild ride of adventure and laughter.

Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to dance the Macarena! Join us and witness this incredible sight for yourself. Who knew those explosive little guys had such killer moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So say goodbye to boring old Minecraft servers and come join us for a wild and wacky experience you’ll never forget. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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ScaredyCraft: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

alarmed, panicking, Worried, distressed, uneasy

So, like, I was mining for diamonds on this server and suddenly a creeper popped out of nowhere and started breakdancing! I mean, who knew creepers had such sick moves? If you want to witness the most epic dance battles between mobs and players, you gotta join this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Friday night. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the coolest mobs in Minecraft! Join now before the dance floor gets too crowded with zombies doing the thriller dance.

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CraftyWifeProbs

CraftyWifeProbs, Food, Shops, brunch, Expectations

Welcome to our Minecraft server where communication is key! Just like in this wild story of miscommunication between a couple on vacation, you’ll need to work together with your fellow players to avoid any unnecessary drama.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to decipher what your teammates really want without them actually telling you. Will you be able to anticipate their needs and avoid any misunderstandings? Or will you find yourself in a virtual argument over who should have ordered the sandwiches?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to test your telepathic skills and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of unspoken desires. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to avoid being the AITA in your virtual adventures!

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MythCraft: Manly Legends

Beliefs, Masculinity, society, perspective, facts

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you manly men out there!

Join our server and discover the 100% myth about men that will blow your mind – we have secret quests where you must hunt down elusive mobs like the legendary Bro-Squatch and the elusive Chad Creeper.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Bro Code, a set of rules that must be followed at all times. Failure to abide by the Bro Code will result in being banished to the dreaded Friendzone dimension, where you must navigate your way out using only your wits and charm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prove that you have what it takes to be a true man among men!

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