ALARM Minecraft Servers

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  • CreepersAnonymous

    CreepersAnonymous

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are actually friendly and give out free hugs! That’s right, no more worrying about your buildings getting destroyed by those pesky green guys.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll amass just by hanging out with these blinged-out birds.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft, who knew he had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible and the absurd becomes the norm. Your worst fear will be a thing of the past once you step foot in our wacky and wonderful Minecraft universe.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ExcuseCraft: Late for Minecraft!

    ExcuseCraft: Late for Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever heard someone say they were late because they got lost in a virtual world? Well, that’s a totally valid excuse on our Minecraft server! Our world is so immersive and captivating that players often lose track of time and space. One player even claimed they were late to work because they were busy fighting off a horde of zombie pigs in our Nether realm. Join our server for a chance to experience the most outrageous excuses for being late – and maybe even come up with your own wild stories to share with your friends!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SisRun Sabotage Minecraft Server

    SisRun Sabotage Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like setting alarms for important events? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to remember important tasks while navigating through the virtual world.

    Just like the OP’s boyfriend, who missed his sister’s race because of a forgotten alarm, you too can experience the chaos of forgetting important things on our server. Will you remember to feed your virtual pets or will you be too busy mining for diamonds? The choice is yours!

    But be warned, just like the OP, you might face the consequences of your forgetfulness. Will your virtual friends forgive you for missing out on important events, or will they leave you in the dust? Join now and find out! Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a test of your memory and multitasking skills. So join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCatastrophe Minecraft Server

    CraftyCatastrophe Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, fear not because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with wacky surprises.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • AlarmingCraft: Not Just Another Car Alarm

    AlarmingCraft: Not Just Another Car Alarm

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server, where the creepers are so dumb they think they’re just giving you a hug! the villagers are always getting stuck in trees because they’re too busy dancing to the funky music playing in the background. and don’t even get me started on the chickens, they’re all secretly plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.

    also, did i mention that the diamonds in our server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right. so not only can you mine for valuable resources, but you can also satisfy your sweet tooth at the same time. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive ender dragon.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky, wild, and completely bonkers minecraft server where anything is possible and nothing is off limits. just be sure to watch out for those mischievous car alarms – you never know when they might start blaring for no reason at all!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DreamInterruptedMC

    DreamInterruptedMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a haunted house on a unicorn! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by talking cows wearing top hats and monocles, like what even is that?! And then you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where creepers are breakdancing and skeletons are doing the Macarena. It’s lit, fam!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid with a penchant for playing the accordion.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding chickens. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DadCraft: Homeless Edition

    DadCraft: Homeless Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with unreasonable landlords and unexpected evictions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t be kicked out of your virtual home for ridiculous reasons like a noisy alarm or a disapproving girlfriend. Join us and build your dream house without the fear of being told to “grow up and handle it like an adult.” Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will never leave you homeless in the digital world. So come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SlothVirus Minecraft Server

    SlothVirus Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u gotta join this server cuz there’s a crazy sloth virus goin around in europe and the only cure is to play minecraft on this server! scientists are freakin out man, they say the only way to fight off the virus is to build the most epic sloth statue in minecraft history! so join now and save the world from the sloth apocalypse! trust me, u don’t wanna be caught without a diamond pickaxe when those sloths come knockin on ur door!

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  • PyonCraft Server

    PyonCraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Dragon deez nuts edition of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride with Kiki, the adorable autistic Aussie chuuba who is passionate about animals and champyons!

    Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of building your own champyons in our /pyon/craft server – Get exclusive access to Kiki’s ASMR collection for ultimate relaxation – Explore Kiki’s World Tour and embark on crazy adventures with her – Play the Kiki Doom 2 WAD and survive the chaos – Test your skills in the Kiki RPG demo (password: debtdiskdeath) – Battle it out in the Super Champ Bros SMB rom hack for ultimate glory

    Don’t miss out on the fun! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience with Kiki and her amazing community. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BaseBurner Minecraft SMP

    BaseBurner Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and fire is a constant threat to your precious base! Join us if you dare to test your survival skills against our fiery challenges.

    Our server is known for its unpredictable events, such as random fire outbreaks that will keep you on your toes at all times. One minute you’re peacefully mining for diamonds, the next you’re frantically trying to put out a blaze before it engulfs your entire base.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Our community is filled with skilled firefighters who will come to your rescue in times of need. Just be prepared to return the favor when their base is in flames!

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of battling flames while also building epic structures and forming alliances with fellow players? Plus, who doesn’t love a good challenge?

    So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the fiery chaos of our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep a bucket of water handy at all times – you never know when the next fire outbreak will strike!

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