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MineCraftyExcuse

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

Blocky Shenanigans: Where the unexpected is expected!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers, all while riding on the back of a flying pig! Or how about participating in our annual “Troll Olympics,” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of TNT blocks without blowing themselves up?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon,” where players must bust a move to the beat of the creepers’ explosions in order to unlock rare loot and treasures!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you’ll be saying “ITT: oh yeah that happened” in no time!

Crafty Hunters United – Slash and Smash in ‘/mhg/’ Minecraft Server!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6788
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of being in the wilds? Do you want to escape the mundane and enter a world of monsters and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can hunt down creatures, craft epic armor sets, and embark on quests that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is Steam Deck verified, so you can game on the go while fighting off ferocious beasts. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not set up and connect to our exclusive /mhg/ server for even more monster-hunting madness?

Join us now and let the hunt begin! Who needs the wilds when you have a whole world of monsters to conquer in Minecraft?

CreepyCraft: Where the Creepers Tap on Your Window!

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Are creepers tapping on your window again? Join our Minecraft server and build a fortress so strong even the Ender Dragon will be jealous! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden diamond block, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a chicken! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those pesky creepers who’s boss!

Naruto’s Pixelated Adventure: Believe It! Crafty Ninjas Unite on this Epic Blocky Server!

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6357
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	New Chunks Explored:	216929
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Potions Brewed:	124
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magic Items Found:	1129	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only jutsu you can use is punching trees? Well, look no further because on our server, you can unleash your inner ninja and use jutsu like never before!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers with your fireball jutsu, or summoning a pack of wolves to aid you in your adventures. Our server is filled with hidden villages, secret missions, and even a hot spring where you can relax after a long day of ninja training.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually a powerful ninja who will challenge you to a duel if you dare to enter its lair. Do you have what it takes to defeat this formidable foe and claim the title of ultimate ninja?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your jutsu skills to the world. Who knows, you might even become the Hokage of our crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyQueens – Where even the creepers are attracted to women sexually and romantically! Join us for a wild adventure!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything goes!

Are you attracted to women but not men? Do you have an intense desire to suck cock and swallow cum? Don’t worry, we won’t judge! Our server is a safe space for all players to explore their deepest desires, no matter how unconventional.

Join us and let your freak flag fly! Build a giant phallic-shaped castle, create a strip club in the village square, or just hang out with like-minded players who understand your unique preferences. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t find anything else like it!

LazyCraft: Where even the blocks take naps!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4342	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Crops Grown:	5177	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Towns Built:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of working in your boring country and counting down the days until Friday? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where the only work you’ll be doing is building your dream world!

Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a land where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Our server is so magical that even the creepers have been transformed into friendly unicorns who just want to give you hugs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to the mundane world of work and hello to a world of endless fun and absurdity!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Creepers go boom and noobs get lost! ‘Reminder:’ Bring your sense of humor!

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1192
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become part of a wacky world where pigs fly (literally), creepers do the cha-cha, and the villagers have a secret underground dance club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington III. These feathered warriors will protect you from any danger, whether it’s a horde of zombies or a pesky griefer trying to steal your precious loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, whose wool changes color with every passing rainbow. Rumor has it that finding one will bring you eternal luck and fortune in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

FagCraft: Where Creepers are Fabulous and Diamonds are a Girl’s Best Friend

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	41	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Towns Built:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	241
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our diamond ore blocks are actually made of chocolate, so you can satisfy your sweet tooth while mining. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be dead’ in a hilarious twist! Join us for epic adventures and laughs!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

>be me >finally finish building my epic castle in Minecraft >ready to show it off to the world >log into this insane Minecraft server >immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot >he tells me that this server is ruled by a group of friendly but mischievous pandas >pandas have a strict “no griefing, only goofing” policy >join a group of players on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted carrot >we battle evil chickens and ride on flying llamas >finally find the carrot and are rewarded with a disco party in the Nether >best Minecraft server ever, 10/10 would recommend for a wild and wacky adventure

Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Dragon Ball Super Edition

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8753
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Towns Built:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena!

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. So if you’re looking to get rich quick, this is the place to be.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!