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MondayCraft: The Ultimate Blocky Escape

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your Monday morning look like a walk in the park.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for diamonds. Can you outsmart the chicken and claim the loot for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Just make sure to hold on tight and pray that it doesn’t explode mid-ride.

So why waste your time on a boring Monday morning when you could be experiencing the insanity of our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

The LOLcraft Server: Where Anon’s No. 196297002 Rules!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	228	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Falling into the Void:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD . But when they tried to take it, a herd of dancing llamas appeared out of nowhere and started breakdancing around them! It was the craziest thing you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical UNICORN that poops out rainbow-colored wool blocks. Yes, you heard that right. And if you can catch the unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So come join us on our HILARIOUS and WACKY Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the laughs never stop. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MataraCraft: Where Nijisisters Rule and Matara is Always Right!

Accuracy, Bitches, Discernment, Doki, female power, Foresight, Insight, Instincts, intuition, Matara, MataraCraft, Nijisisters, Perception, Reliability, rule, Sayu, Sisterhood, Trust, Truth, Understanding, wisdom, women intuition

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1418
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! The Nijisisters were onto something when they said Matara was the place to be, and boy were they right about Doki. But let me tell you, they were REALLY right about Sayu.

On this server, we don’t mess around. We have a sixth sense for detecting drama and we embrace it with open arms. It takes a woman to know a woman, and let me tell you, we can sniff out the bitches from a mile away.

Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with glamour, intrigue, and more drama than a reality TV show. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly legendary. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Blocky Bants: Cops vs Brits Edition

Accountability, African American, Bants, Black Lives Matter, blocky, British, Brits, civil rights, community relations, Cops, discrimination, Edition, equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, law enforcement, minority rights, police accountability, Police Brutality, police violence, racial discrimination, racial injustice, racial profiling, racism, social justice, systemic racism

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Potions Brewed:	59
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Welcome to our ultimate Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities! But wait, you may be wondering, do African American British people suffer from police brutality on our server? Fear not, for on our server, everyone is treated equally and with respect, no matter their race or nationality!

Join us and embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and battle fearsome creatures with your friends. But beware, there are rumors of a legendary diamond-encrusted llama that roams the land, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of a lifetime! Who knows, you may even uncover the hidden secrets of the enchanted taco forest or stumble upon the mystical unicorn disco party! The possibilities are endless on our server, so come and join the fun!

Blocky Boner Adventures: Is Bone Pressed Your Real Size?

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	980
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ask the important questions like, “Is bone pressed your real dick size?” Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too may stumble upon such treasures and become the richest player in all the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who has been known to challenge players to epic battles. Defeat the Dragon and earn the title of Dragon Slayer, along with bragging rights that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and discover a world of endless possibilities, hilarious moments, and maybe even uncover the truth about bone pressed dick sizes.

Haruhi’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Universe, Anime, blocky, comedy, existential crisis, GOD, haruhi suzumiya, Haruhiism, Haruhis, high school, japanese animation, Kyon, light novels, Manga, Mystery, philosophical debate, pop culture, reality warping, science fiction, SOS Brigade, Supernatural, time travel

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	102	Secret Passages Found:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we settle the age-old debate of who’s the real God – Haruhi or Kyon! Join us and embark on mind-blowing adventures as you navigate through insane challenges and quests.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret unicorn army that will help you conquer all your enemies with their magical powers. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for the bravest player to find.

So why wait? Join our server now and prove once and for all who’s the real God in this hilarious and action-packed Minecraft world!

Crafty Captive’s LOL Mine

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	540
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ores Mined:	8034
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher! Join now or risk losing our beloved hostage – who is actually just our admin pretending to be held captive for attention. But hey, who doesn’t love a good drama, right?

Reasons to join our server: – Our hostage situation adds an element of danger and excitement to your gaming experience. Will you save them in time or will they meet a tragic fate? Only time will tell! – Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways. Rumor has it, if you find them all, you’ll unlock the ultimate power of…um, winning at Minecraft? – Our community is like no other. We have players from all over the world, including aliens from outer space and time travelers from the future. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have with them!

So what are you waiting for? Join now before our admin gets too bored of pretending to be a hostage and actually starts causing some chaos. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun!

BritsCraft: Tea, Crumpets, and Creeper Explosions

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Animals Bred:	103	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with giant chickens that were actually friendly and gave out diamonds instead of eggs. Can you imagine the riches you could acquire from these feathered friends?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing champions. You won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else, folks!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our boss battles that include fighting a massive ender dragon armed only with a rubber chicken. It’s a challenge like no other, but the rewards are legendary.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience all the madness and mayhem that awaits you in this teeming off edition of Minecraft!

Crafty Crisis Crew

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dimension Hops:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where creepers throw parties, endermen breakdance, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like it’s a rodeo!

Our server is so crazy, even the zombies have started a boy band and perform concerts every night in the nether.

But that’s not all! We have a secret hidden diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon who loves to give out hugs (and diamonds).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CasualCraft: Ruining Everything, One Block at a Time

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Farms Harvested:	264
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we don’t accept those lame PC gamers who can’t even install drivers! Our community is full of MODDING GENIUSES who can code in their sleep and create the most mind-blowing mods you’ve ever seen.

Join us and leave those basic PC gamers behind! Our server is where the real LEGENDS hang out, not those Reddit-loving zoomers who can’t handle a little challenge.

Come experience a THRIVING community where creativity knows no bounds and where the only limit is your imagination. Don’t be a basic PC gamer, join us and become a MODDING MASTERMIND today!

DesiCraft: Where India Rules the Minecraft World

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3080
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Enchantments Applied:	285	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where India has become a superpower! Join us for a wild ride through a world where cows are sacred and diamonds are more valuable than gold (literally).

Our server is filled with elephants riding minecarts, tigers hunting creepers, and Gandhi himself leading raids against the Ender Dragon. You won’t find a more epic and hilarious server anywhere else.

But that’s not all! We also have taj mahal-shaped castles, curry-flavored potions, and Yoga classes for your character to increase their flexibility and agility.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the craziest and most fun Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!