alarm clock woes – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

MondayCraft: The Ultimate Blocky Escape
alarm clock woes, back to reality, blocky, coffee needed, DREAD, early mornings, Escape, long day ahead, Monday blues, Monday dread, Monday struggles, MondayCraft, need more sleep, not ready for Monday, sleepy, start of the week, stressful week ahead, tired, Ultimate, unmotivated, weekend over, wish it was Friday, workweek.
Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your Monday morning look like a walk in the park.
Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think).
But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for diamonds. Can you outsmart the chicken and claim the loot for yourself?
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Just make sure to hold on tight and pray that it doesn’t explode mid-ride.
So why waste your time on a boring Monday morning when you could be experiencing the insanity of our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

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RussianRage Minecraft Server
Bigotry, Civilization, cultural diversity, discrimination, eastern europe, ethnicity, harmful beliefs, Hate Speech, ignorance, Minecraft, Misinformation, prejudice, racism, russian culture, RussianRage, russians, Server, slavs, Social Issues, Stereotypes, subhumans, white people, Xenophobia
Are you tired of boring old servers where slavs are just seen as regular white people? Well, on our server, slavs are the ultimate civilization builders! Join us and witness the epic rise of the slavic empire as they conquer the Minecraft world with their squatting skills and tracksuit fashion sense. Who knew that adidas could be the key to world domination? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this hilarious and chaotic adventure!

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ShotaCraft Minecraft Server
controversial, controversial topics, fantasy relationships, female vidya character, fictional characters, fictional relationships, Gaming Community, inappropriate, little boy, mature content, Minecraft, moral boundaries, Questionable, Server, Sexualization, she fucks shotas, ShotaCraft, social norms, taboo, underage, Video Game (Industry), video game character, Video game culture
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of excitement! Imagine a world where Endermen wear top hats and creepers dance the cha-cha slide.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Shota Slayer”, a mysterious player who has tamed the most ferocious mobs and turned them into adorable pets. Rumor has it that the Shota Slayer once rode a baby zombie into battle, wielding a diamond sword made from the tears of griefers.
So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a love affair between a female vidya character and a little boy? Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft? Join us and let your imagination run wild!

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AdmitCraft Minecraft Server
admissions boost, AdmitCraft, asian, college acceptance, college admission, Columbia, comparison, computer science major, denigrating accomplishments, Diversity, feeder school, friend conflict, friend disagreement, high school seniors, latina, Legacy, logical argument, Minecraft, philosophy major, Reality, Server, underrepresented minority
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where logic and reason are thrown out the window! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.
Are you tired of boring old high school drama? Well, on our server, you can experience the ultimate showdown between a feisty Latina and a determined Asian senior! Watch as they battle it out over who is more impressive for getting admitted to Columbia. Will the boost in admissions for being an underrepresented minority prevail, or will the legacy status and difficult major triumph?
But wait, there’s more! Witness epic debates over feeder schools and chosen majors, all while building your own virtual world in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible?
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in the craziest high school drama ever to hit Minecraft!

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New Server IP
BabyShowerDollaDrama
adoption, baby shower, BabyShowerDollaDrama, brother, Budget, champagne, Contribution, decorations, Expectations, Expenses, family, Favors, Financial, Gifts, high paying districts, MONEY, Siblings, teachers, UNCOMFORTABLE, Venue, Weddings
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the impending arrival of not one, but TWO babies! Join us for the most epic baby shower you’ve ever seen in the virtual world.
Our server is filled with excitement as we prepare for the arrival of two little bundles of joy. But wait, there’s a twist – these babies are coming from two different women, making this baby shower a double whammy of fun!
Join us as we navigate through the drama of planning a baby shower that’s more extravagant than a royal wedding. From mini bottles of Champagne for each guest to a photo booth for those perfect baby shower selfies, we’ve got it all.
But the real kicker? Our server is run by a teacher who doesn’t get paid over the summer and is currently funding two weddings on top of all this baby shower madness. Will she be able to pull off the ultimate baby shower extravaganza without breaking the bank? Only time will tell.
So come on over to our Minecraft server and join in on the chaos and excitement of planning the most over-the-top baby shower ever seen in the gaming world. Who knew babies could bring so much drama and fun?

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NoDiamondRingMC Server
NoDiamondRingMC, Server
Are you tired of saying “I do” in Minecraft marriages? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who have turned down marriage proposals for the most outrageous reasons. From being allergic to diamond rings to having commitment issues with virtual spouses, we’ve got you covered. Join us for a wild ride of hilarious rejections and wacky excuses! Who needs love when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining?

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EgoCraftMC
Arrogant, conceited, EgoCraftMC, egotistical, narcissist, self-absorbed, self-admiring, self-adoring, self-aggrandizing, self-centered, self-centeredness, self-entitled, self-important, self-indulgent, self-loving, self-obsessed, self-obsession, self-regarding, self-serving, self-worshiping, Vain
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you narcissists out there!
Join us and bask in the glory of your own greatness as you build the most extravagant castles, show off your epic redstone creations, and assert your dominance over all the other players.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond throne and a pet creeper named Steve.
So come on down to our server and let your inner narcissist run wild! Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

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New Server IP
TransgenderDad Minecraft Server
acceptance, Born, discrimination, family, Father, Gender Identity, gender recognition, girl, Japan, landmark case, Legal, LGBTQ, Minecraft, progressive, RIGHTS, Ruling, Server, society, Switch, top court, Transgender, TransgenderDad, WOMAN
so like, this server is like the top court of Minecraft servers, but we don’t rule on boring stuff like laws and stuff. we rule on who gets to be the “father” of a baby in the game after a switcharoo gender change! it’s like a crazy soap opera up in here, you never know who’s gonna be the daddy next! join us for the drama and the laughs, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss out on!

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New Server IP
GayCraft: Namibia Revolt
African countries, banning, civil liberties, constitutional rights, decriminalization, discrimination, equality, gay sex, GayCraft, high court, HUMAN RIGHTS, landmark ruling, law, legal victory, lgbtq rights, Namibia, overturns, progressive change, revolt, same sex relationships, sexual orientation, social justice
so, like, u know what’s crazier than namibia overturning a law banning gay sex? joining this minecraft server, duh! we got rainbow sheep that poop out glitter blocks, and u can ride on unicorns while shooting fireballs from ur hands. plus, our admins are actual wizards who can grant u three wishes if u find them in the enchanted forest. come join us and experience the wildest adventure of ur life, cuz namibia ain’t got nothin on us!

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New Server IP
SanitCraft: Zombie Bacteria Zone
Antibacterial, Bacteria, cleaning, dead body, disinfectant, flu, germs, hand care, hand gel, hand hygiene, hand sanitiser, hand sanitizer, hand washing, health, hygiene, Illness, Prevention, Protection, sanitation, SanitCraft, Virus, zombie, Zone
come join our epic minecraft server where the hand sanitiser is flowing like a river and the bacteria are partying like it’s 1999. forget about killing mobs, here you can battle the undead bacteria that refuse to die even after being doused in hand sanitiser.
we have a special event where players can compete in a hand sanitiser drinking contest to see who can become the ultimate germ warrior. but be careful, too much hand sanitiser can turn you into a bacteria zombie yourself.
our spawn area is a giant hand sanitiser bottle where players can jump in and slide down into the world of clean chaos. build your base out of giant bacteria cells and watch out for the hand sanitiser rain that falls from the sky.
join us now for a truly unique and hilarious minecraft experience that will leave you questioning the cleanliness of your own hands. who knew hand sanitiser could be so deadly and so much fun?

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MineFit: Less Stress, More Fun
Active, balance, co-workers, emotionally exhausted, employees, ENERGY, Exercise, FITNESS, Fun, health, job satisfaction, mental health, MineFit, moderate, motivation, personally satisfied, physical activity, productivity, stress, stress relief, well-being, work, Workplace
come join our epic minecraft server where the players are so active they never feel emotionally exhausted! they mine and build all day long, finding diamonds and creating epic structures that will blow your mind! our community is so supportive and fun, you’ll never want to leave! plus, rumor has it that the more you play, the more luck you’ll have finding rare items and defeating bosses. so what are you waiting for? come join us and never feel emotionally exhausted again!

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