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Late for WorkCraft: The Minecraft Server where being fashionably late is the only way to play!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4436
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

🤣🎮 Ready to cause chaos and destruction in the most hilarious ways possible? Join our Minecraft server where you can arrive late for work, sabotage your coworkers, and even start an alien invasion just for fun! Who needs boring old tasks when you can blow up casseroles and push shiny rocks into laser beams? Plus, you’ll have the chance to take out every scientist and security guard in sight! Come join the madness and let your inner troll run wild! 😉🚀🔥 #MinecraftMayhem.

Big Booty & Stinky Feet Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with phat white asses and stinky smelly big black cock – because why not? Our community is obsessed with them and we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever had!

Galactic River Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	5625

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is located almost next to the southern pole! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a pack of polar bears who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but they mean business. – The only way to enter our server is by riding a penguin through a portal made of ice blocks. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it. – Rumor has it that there is a secret underground igloo filled with diamonds and emeralds. Will you be the one to find it? – Our server has a special event called “Polar Bear Olympics” where players compete in ice skating, snowball fights, and igloo building competitions. The winner gets a special polar bear mount to ride around on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the frozen madness for yourself!

Anime Housewives Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, beauty, CONFIDENT, empowerment, feminine, Housewives, ideal, independent, Minecraft, Motherhood, Nurturing, Okusan, Perfection, Potential, Powerful, Role Model, Server, sexy body, STRIVE, STRONG, SUPREME

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9267
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we strive to embody the pinnacle of sexy body and motherhood potential just like Okusan from your favorite anime! Join us and become the ultimate anime housewife, with curves that will make all the creepers stop in their tracks. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon can’t resist checking us out!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest ores and treasures, guarded by a pack of wild wolves that only the most skilled players can tame. Rumor has it that if you can impress Okusan with your building skills, she’ll grant you access to her secret stash of diamonds and emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and show the Minecraft world what it truly means to be a sexy, powerful anime housewife. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

””/xhlgg/ – Ex-Holo Minecraft SMP Global””

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dimension Hops:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magic Items Found:	2833

Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with ex-hololive members who have escaped the virtual world and are now wreaking havoc in Minecraft!

From Delutaya causing chaos with her pranks to Acetaffych.944 building insane contraptions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. KsonONAIR is always up to no good, while Mikenekoko is the master of mischief. And let’s not forget about NotNamie, who can turn anything into a hilarious meme.

Join us on this epic adventure where anything can happen! Whether you’re teaming up with Hanamiyarica to conquer dungeons or laughing at Dooby3d’s ridiculous builds, you’ll never be bored on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Nomadas

Adventure, Biomes, building, Challenges, Community, Crafting, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Mining, mobs, multiplayer, Ores, PvE, Redstone, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3875
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

At Nómadas, we believe in the original Minecraft experience. Our Semi-Vanilla PvE Server offers you the game without modifications that alter the essential gameplay.

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Ban Evade Masters Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Emeralds Found:	5920	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of getting banned from Minecraft servers for no reason? Do you want to join a server where you can be your true, ban-free self? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got all the crazy tricks to keep you gaming without any pesky bans!

We’ve got virtual machines to dodge those hardware bans, random user agents to throw off fingerprinting, and even scripts that will hide your messages from those pesky filters. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a secret underground network that will teleport you to a ban-free paradise where you can game in peace.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to bans forever! Just don’t ask us how our methods work, because even we’re not sure. It’s all part of the magic of our mysterious Minecraft world.

<Game 1 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for Game 1, where we have llamas that can fly and pigs that can do the moonwalk. But wait, there’s more! In Game 2 (not a sequel), we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons breakdance.

And if you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, get ready for Game 1 II (the sequel)! This time, we have a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs and a village filled with villagers who speak only in puns. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle? Don’t miss out on the madness, come join us now!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Farms Harvested:	573
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Towns Built:	2

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRH1.SKYBARS.ME

””Blocky Brits Minecraft Server””

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Alien Abductions:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5487	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Villages Defended:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old castles and dragons? Well, look no further because our server, “Mash Castle Edition,” is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha! Our castle is made entirely out of mashed potatoes, and our king is a giant talking potato named Spudrick. He may look starchy, but he’s actually a pretty cool dude once you get to know him.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Potato Knights, a group of warriors who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes. They may sound silly, but trust us, you do not want to mess with them.

So come on down to “Mash Castle Edition” and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a potato-themed dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

Kekistan Minecraft SMP Land

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Mines Excavated:	2151
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we believe in world domination through blocky warfare! Join us as we gather our army of pixelated warriors and conquer lands like never before. Who needs real-world conflicts when you can have epic battles in the virtual realm?

Our server is the perfect place for those who have dreams of leading armies and taking over the world. We even have funding for our conquests, so you can rest assured that your war efforts will be well supported.

So come join us and let’s show those third world shitholes who’s boss in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Let’s turn the virtual world into our playground for chaos and mayhem!