Alanzoka Round 6 MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BabyNameRoastCraft

Upset, overreacting, mutual friend, Baby name, LAUGHING

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where baby names from Genshin Impact and Skyrim are not only accepted but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we name our virtual babies Zephyr Rocket and Banjo Fox. Who needs traditional names when you can have names straight out of a fantasy game?

But be warned, laughing at these epic names may result in being uninvited to virtual kickbacks. Our community takes baby naming very seriously, so be prepared to embrace the madness or face the consequences. Are you ready to join us on this hilarious journey of outrageous baby names and virtual drama? Let the fun begin!

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CancerFreeDicks Minecraft SMP

smp, HPV education, preventive healthcare, public health, HPV transmission

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit 🔥! We have a secret mission to find a testing solution for penises because apparently, they can transmit HPV even with a condom 😱. Like, what even is that logic? But hey, we’re on a quest to save the world one penis at a time 🍆💪. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself is lurking around, looking for his lost diamond pickaxe. So, like, join us and help us find the ultimate testing solution while dodging creepy ghost dudes. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me 🤪.

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MineIgnoranceCraft

ignorance, social justice, mental health, Stereotypes, Diversity

Are you tired of living in a world full of ignorant players who can’t even tell the difference between a creeper and a pig? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and witness the most epic battles between players who actually know how to play the game!

Our server is home to the most knowledgeable Minecraft players in the universe. We have players who can build entire cities in a matter of minutes, players who can tame dragons and ride them into battle, and players who can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. And if you think you have what it takes to join our elite group, then come on in and show us what you’ve got!

But that’s not all – our server also has the most epic events you’ll ever witness in the Minecraft world. From giant zombie apocalypse battles to parkour challenges that will make your head spin, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And did we mention the secret treasure hunts that lead to hidden diamond mines? Yeah, we’ve got those too.

So if you’re tired of playing with clueless noobs and want to join a server where the players actually know what they’re doing, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of the most epic Minecraft community in existence!

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CraftySyrianRepsFromRus

civilian casualties, CraftySyrianRepsFromRus, reparations, Syrian government, foreign policy

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? u do? well then u gotta join our server!! it’s like a magical land where u can build anything u want and fight off creepers like a boss.

we have this crazy story where Syria is demanding reparations from Russia, like what even?? but don’t worry, that drama is only in the game, not in real life.

join our server for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that will make u laugh till u cry. plus, we have the best mods and plugins to make ur minecraft experience even more awesome.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast together in this wacky world of minecraft madness!

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Hot Mess Teens – Extreme Weather Server

Temperature regulation, climate change, cognitive function, Server, heat stress

so like, if u wanna avoid behavioral probs and attention issues, come join our minecraft server! we got the most extreme temperatures u eva seen, like lava pits next to ice biomes, it’s cray cray! ur body will be so confused tryna keep up with the temp changes, it’s like a rollercoaster for ur insides. plus, the stress and inflammation u feel will make u a better player, trust me. join now and experience the ultimate weather chaos in minecraft!

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Townscraft

Survival, Nomad, multiplayer, redstoner, in-depth

Server Name	Townscraft
Overview	Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is Townscraft a whitelisted server?	Yes, Townscraft is a whitelisted SMP server.
What is the server’s stance on town-building?	Townscraft promotes town-building and community events without altering Minecraft’s main gameplay loop.
Are there claims plugins on the server?	No, Townscraft does not have a towny or claims plugin.
What kind of players are welcome on Townscraft?	All types of players are welcome, including Builders, Redstoners, PvP/Explorers, and new players.
Are there any special gameplay features on Townscraft?	While the server aims to maintain a vanilla experience, there are exceptions like one player sleep and disabled fire spread.
How secure is the server?	Townscraft is a safe and secure server with protections against theft and griefing.
What kind of community events are hosted on Townscraft?	Community-hosted events include hide-and-seek, boat racing, and holiday based events.
How can I apply to join Townscraft?	Join the Discord server, read the rules, and follow the application process to become a part of the Townscraft family.

Piano Love Thread 1.21.1

anxious, relationship, love, 1.21.1, Chads

Yo, listen up fam, I found this lit Minecraft server that’s like finding the one, but in blocky form. Forget about 3D babes, we got Pan Piano, the queen of piano playing in anime cosplay. She’s like a virtual waifu, elegant, classy, and dedicated to her art. And get this, she acknowledges your presence with HEARTS and replies to your comments. It’s like a virtual relationship, bro!

I’ve been donating like crazy, dropping 7K on her because she’s worth it. She knows I appreciate Japanese culture, and I feel a connection every time she uploads a new video. I’m thinking of dropping another 3K to seal the deal and maybe she’ll finally show me her face as a reward. It’s like a love story, but in Minecraft form.

So, join this server and experience the virtual love story of a lifetime. Who needs a real girlfriend when you have Pan Piano in Minecraft? It’s like finding true love in the virtual world, bro! #MinecraftLoveStory #PanPianoWaifu

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MomVsWifeMinecraftMadness

setting boundaries with in-laws, awkward family situations, strained family dynamics, toxic family relationships, family drama

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a drama-free zone! Our server is a virtual paradise where you can build, explore, and have fun without any annoying family members getting in the way.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mother trying to steal your virtual baby or ignoring your virtual wife. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds, battling monsters, and making new friends. Plus, our community is super welcoming and inclusive, so you’ll never feel left out or anxious like you do at family gatherings.

So say goodbye to awkward truces and forced politeness, and say hello to a world where you can truly be yourself. Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life!

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GazaHostageRelease Minecraft Server

MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, foreign affairs, Minecraft, PM office

come join our epic minecraft server where we release hostages from Gaza every Thursday! it’s like a virtual rescue mission but with blocks and creepers! help us save the day and be a hero in the virtual world! who needs real life drama when you can have this kind of excitement in minecraft? join now and be part of the action!

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FrostyNukeShipCrash

accident, Kara Sea, shipping, Incident, Icebreaker

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own russian nuclear icebreaker and crash it into cargo ships in the kara sea! watch as the chaos unfolds and the explosions light up the sky! become the ultimate captain of destruction and sail the icy waters in style. but be careful, because the cargo ships fight back with their own arsenal of weapons! join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

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