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Itchy Balls Minecraft SMP Dino Nugget Maybe Going to Alanis Morissette Show Next Year Anon

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3306
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Falling into the Void:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Emeralds Found:	839

Are you tired of your balls being itchy all the time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP has been scientifically proven to reduce ball itchiness by 69%! Not only that, but joining our server will also increase your chances of getting that cute supermarket checkout girl’s number by 420%!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to itchy balls, hello to cute checkout girls, and get ready for the most epic Alanis Morissette concert of your life!

MadoffReturns91%

Bernie Madoff, compensation, consequences, Deception, Empathy, financial crime, forgiveness, fraud, Investment, Justice, MadoffReturns91, MONEY, ponzi scheme, Recovery, Redemption, regret, restitution, Sympathy, Trust, Victims, white collar crime

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Animals Bred:	92
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can make back more than 91% of the diamonds you lose in a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a magical system that rewards players for their unfortunate mishaps!

Imagine this: you’re out mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly a sneaky creeper blows up right in your face. Normally, you’d be devastated at the loss of your precious loot. But on our server, every time you suffer a tragic loss like this, you have a chance to win back even more diamonds than you lost! It’s like a twisted game of luck and skill, where the more you fail, the more you win.

So come join us on this wild ride of ups and downs, explosions and riches, and see if you have what it takes to come out on top as the ultimate survivor! Who needs Bernie Madoff’s victims when you can be a diamond-earning champion in our crazy Minecraft world?

PrideCraft Minecraft Server

activism, Costa Rica, culture minister, discrimination, equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Latin America, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, mexico, Minecraft, political controversy, pride march, PrideCraft, protest, Rally, sacked, Server, social justice, solidarity, Support, weekend

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Void Gems Collected:	25
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, its like a rainbow explosion of fun and friendship! we got more peeps than a pride parade in Mexico, and we even got a culture minister who got sacked for supporting our own Pride March! like, who needs a job when u can join us and build fabulous rainbow castles together? come join the party, we’re more lit than a disco ball on fire! #PrideCraft2021 🏳️‍🌈🌈🎉

OrbanCraft: Building a Far-Right Empire

Alliance, Bloc, building, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Empire, Europe, european parliament, european politics, european union, Eurosceptic, far right, FarRight, Fidesz, Government, Hungary, leadership, nationalism, Orbán, OrbánCraft, Politics, populist, right wing, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	187	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a far-right bloc in the european parliament but in a totally hilarious way. we have orban leading the charge with his diamond sword and shield, ready to take on any creepers or skeletons that come our way. join us for some crazy political shenanigans and epic battles in the name of our glorious leader. who needs democracy when you have minecraft? come join us and be part of the most ridiculous faction in the game. it’s gonna be a blast, trust us.

MemoryCraft: Serotonin2C

Alzheimer’s disease, Brain, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, healthy memory, memory disorders, Memory Loss, memory regulation, MemoryCraft, mental health, Mice, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological conditions, neuroscience, people, research, Serotonin 2C receptor, serotonin receptors, serotonin signaling, Serotonin2C

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Animals Bred:	41	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical potions that make your memory 1000000x better than a super computer!! 🧠🚀 Forget Alzheimer’s, we got you covered with our serotonin 2C receptor boosting gameplay! 🤯🔥 Join now and remember every block you place FOREVER! 🤪🌈 #MemoryMaster #NoAlzheimersHere

Haven SMP

Adventure, Bedwars, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Astral Projections Made:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Feel free to visit our Discord server for more details: https://discord.com/channels/1246407822694940792/1246478545354620929/1253717591189622826

66.206.27.114:50003

SMPReflex

Adventure, bedrock, compatibility, java, LifeSteal, Mechanics, Minecraft, PvP, Reflex, Server, smp, SMPReflex

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Emeralds Found:	938

Welcome to SMPReflex

Lifesteal Mechanics: Engage in thrilling PvP battles where you can steal hearts from your opponents! Every win makes you stronger.

Join SMPReflex Today and Start Your Adventure!

play.smpreflex.com

Karlsson’s Totally Vanilla Minecraft Madness Season 3 – Adults Only, Look Ma No Mods!

Adults, application, browser, Builder, Community, creativity, Details, Enhance, Europe, Explore, fair, Friends, INFORMATION, Karlssons, madness, Minecraft, Mods, Papermc, rules, Safe, Season, Share, smp, Streamer, Survival, Totally, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Magic Items Found:	2231	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mines Excavated:	2568
Gods Slained:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Server Name	karlssonSMP
Season	Season 3 (Started June 20th, Version 1.21)
Platform	Java Edition on PaperMC
Location	Europe
Current Version	1.21

Overview:

Welcome to karlssonSMP! Season 3 has just launched on June 20th with Version 1.21. karlssonSMP is a vibrant community where players can experience a semi-vanilla Minecraft gameplay with added perks and features to enhance the overall experience. Join us on our server and explore the world within a 10k boundary, participate in community-driven features, and enjoy in-game cosmetics to express your unique style.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server as a casual player?

Yes, karlssonSMP welcomes players of all types, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. The server aims to make everyone feel like they’re playing with friends.

2. How do I apply to join the server?

To apply, visit our Discord server and fill out an application. The community is eager to welcome new players.

3. What are some of the enhanced gameplay features on karlssonSMP?

– Semi-Vanilla Experience – Custom Armor Statues – Multiplayer Sleep – Hermitcraft-Inspired Elements – 10k World Border – Squaremap – Map Resets every 6 months

4. Are there upcoming features planned for karlssonSMP?

Some features are currently unavailable due to updates to 1.21, including Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads, Anti-Grief Measures, and Player Head Drops.

5. Is there a zero-tolerance policy on the server?

Yes, karlssonSMP enforces a zero-tolerance policy against stealing, cheating, and griefing to maintain a safe and fair gaming environment for all players.

6. Can content creators join karlssonSMP?

Yes, Minecraft streamers and content creators are encouraged to join karlssonSMP and share their adventures with the community. Showcase your creativity on our server!

7. How can I join karlssonSMP?

Joining is simple. Visit our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. The community is excited to welcome new players.

For more information and updates, visit our Discord server. We look forward to seeing you on karlssonSMP!

Makeup & Muslims Minecraft Server

beauty rituals, beauty routines, beauty standards, Cosmetics, cultural appropriation, cultural comparisons, cultural diversity, cultural influences, cultural practices, Ethnic groups, Identity, Latinas, makeup, makeup application, makeup trends, Minecraft, muslims, religious beliefs, Server, societal expectations, societal pressures, Stereotypes

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	New Chunks Explored:	585262
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Emeralds Found:	5903
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace diversity in all forms – even in makeup choices! Join us and witness the epic battle between Latinas and Muslims as they compete to see who can rock the most makeup in the virtual world. Will the Latinas’ bold colors and fierce winged eyeliner prevail, or will the Muslims’ flawless hijab-friendly looks steal the show? Only one way to find out – join us now for the makeup showdown of the century!

Fubuki’s Fun Minecraft Server – Join the Chaos!

#youtube, asmr, Chaos, Comfy Fox Inn, Comfy Fox Inn ASMR Voice Pack, Fbk, Fox Inn, Fubukis, Fun, Hakaba no Garou, hololive, Hololive Pro, hololive production, Join, Minecraft, Mio, pastebin, Reps, Server, Shirakami Fubuki, Shirakami ZOID, twitter, virtual youtuber, voice pack, Vtuber, 白上フブキ

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Farms Harvested:	615
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	39

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us for the most epic adventures and shenanigans you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of dancing creepers appears, boogieing to the latest hits like there’s no tomorrow. Or how about riding on the back of a flying pig while battling a giant chicken boss? Only on our server, folks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Shirakami Fubuki, who will serenade you with ASMR voice packs that will make your ears melt with joy. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Mio doing her reps in the virtual gym.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

ICU Abandonment Minecraft Server

abandonment, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Communication, Decision making, emotional trauma, epilepsy, er, family, Friends, Honesty, Hospital, ICU, love, Minecraft, miscarriage, relationship, Respect, seizures, Self Respect, Server, Trust

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Towns Built:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama is whether you’ll survive the night without getting blown up by a creeper!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out your girlfriend was cheating on you while she’s in the ICU. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about her stealing your diamonds in-game!

We promise a community that won’t leave you feeling broken like your heart after finding those incriminating messages. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft buddy who won’t break your trust like she did.

So come on over to our server and leave all that real-life drama behind. Because let’s face it, dealing with zombies and skeletons is way more fun than dealing with relationship drama. Join now and let the adventure begin!